Friday, 8:30 PM

I love Eminem!!

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I prefer skittles

I mean the rapper not the candy

stupid.

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Why do you eat the wrapper.

That's disgusting.

*Major face palm moment*

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And you call me stupid!

Uhh forget it!!

Heyy!!

Where have you gone??

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Oh sorry, I had to go the

washroom.

For what?

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To find Narnia!

What does a person do

in the washroom??

They either poop or pee and

if you are curious about

that, just think what can end in

30 seconds.

Ummm.. Anyone can end

Maybe u had loose motions.

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Ewwww... Let's stop this chat.

Ummm.. Yaa.. Okk

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Oh no!

I think we have an intruder

What?

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Let me call Patrick

Ttyl

Oh okay..

Update me

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I think we have an intruder

What should I do? 😭😭

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What?

Just hide in the closet

for now.

I am coming.

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I can hear his footsteps

Come fast😭

OH my God.

Where are you?

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I am still in the closet.

He is very near.

Damn he locked me

Patrick!!

Chill sis it's me😂😂

You are so easy to be scared.

Now stay there.

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Weren't you, on your

night shift today??

I was but it was cancelled

so I stayed back.

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You bitch!!

I was so fuckin scared.

Open the door, I need to

go for my job.

Not until I finish these

cookies.

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No! Not my cookies.

I'll kill you tonight.

Then you are never coming

out.

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I agree, you can eat them.

Please open it now!!

Hey are you alright?

I'm scared

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Yes I am.

It was all a prank.

I need to rush now.

Ttyl

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You just scared the shit

out of me.

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You think the shit out of me

wasn't scared??

Ughh!!