《Call it a Mission》Fixing A Hole – 19 – Not the twang
Advertisement
Gary
“You used to camp how often?” Frank said as he and Nora caught up to them. They were having a rougher time than Gary and Benny and were breathing pretty heavily, even though they weren’t hiking through particularly rough terrain. Both he and Nora had taken off their jackets. Nora was even down to her t-shirt, with her jacket tied around her waist. When she stepped closer to him Gary could smell the heavy scent of bug repellent wafting off her.
“Are we there yet?” she asked, her face red with the effort of keeping up. That had to be a joke, since they’d started only a couple hours ago, it wasn’t even eleven, and the forest was still buzzing with early morning activity.
“Cathy is not going to be pleased with what comes back from this,” Frank noted. “She’s going to make me burn these clothes before letting me into the house”.
“Oh, come now,” Benny offered. “We’ve hardly covered much territory yet. We’re not going to reach the lake until later today, but it will be today. I see more bugs at Arby's.”
That elicited a laugh from Frank.
“Good luck,” Frank said. “I say we don’t get there ‘til tomorrow, maybe Thursday”.
“Won’t take that long,” Gary offered himself. “I haven’t gone camping for years. And this is just a walk in the woods.”
“Oh shut up,” Nora said, and then stared back at the three of them. “I wasn’t talking to any of you. You know that.”
Frank chuckled some more as they kept going, despite his claim of bug bites and back breaking discomfort.
Benny gazed ahead. Gary followed his gaze into the green.
“There we go,” he said, pointing at some haze in the distance. Gary lifted his eyes to the distant sparkling of water. At least that meant they were heading downhill. Better for Nora and Frank anyways. “That’s our goal for tonight. So keep up. I don’t want to have to carry even one of you.”
Advertisement
“Like you could,” Frank argued.
“At this point, I wouldn’t mind,” Nora offered.
Gary smiled at that. He could probably put her over his shoulder, even with the pack. Nora and her pack together couldn’t have weighed more than a hundred and twenty total.
They continued up the trail, and memories of camping up in Escanaba as a kid slowly returned to the surface of his thoughts. Swimming in the cold lakes, cooking smores and wieners on sticks. Singing stupid camp songs.
“Little bunny Foo-Foo,” he hummed to himself. “Picking up the field mice whack ‘em on the head…”
“Oh, god, not that one,” he heard Nora say to his left.
“What?” he asked.
“I’m not going to get any release from that song for the rest of the trip now,” she complained. “Wish I hadn’t forgotten the solar charger for my iPhone. At least I’d still have some decent old Taylor Swift to listen to.”
“I didn’t take you as a country music fan,” Gary said.
“I didn’t know there was any decent old Taylor Swift,” Benny snarked. “But I’ve got an external battery if you get desperate.”
“It’s the lyrics,” she told him. “Not the twang. And she never really had much of one anyhow. But thanks. I’m sure I’ll need it”
“I think we’re here to enjoy these,” Gary argued. “This is all you need, Nora, the music of the woods.”
“Gary,” she started. “I’m here for the triple pay. Don’t sell wilderness to me. I’ll take an actual mattress over cold ground in a heartbeat. If we were meant to for that, God wouldn’t have given us memory foam.”
“Or waterbeds,” Frank offered.
“So, says the guy who actually remembers the seventies,” she smirked. “A toilet within twenty miles would be nice as well.”
Advertisement
All Yesterday's Parties
Socially anxious and incredibly depressed, Aster is a girl from the year 2066 who holds the dream of one day being a famous rock star. Except in her world, the only musicians are AI. What hope does Aster have of competing against these perfectly-programmed songwriters? The answer may lie in a journey to a VR simulation of the 1960s— and the highly illegal device that takes her there.
8 226The Hidden Blade
Mordred's developed a nasty habit of getting killed and reborn in the Virtual World known as Avalon. Honestly, Lifeline Mode can be such a bitch! In each life, he gets a reset and another chance to save Lancelot from being betrayed and killed by the Knights of the Round Table. They claimed that Lancelot's deep, dark secret - screwing Queen Guinnevere, caused a massive civil war that effectively screwed Avalon too. Truth is, Lancelot did have HER deep, dark secret. That SHE was probably the only woman in the world who wasn't into other women. After literally lifetimes of reliving and dying in the same damn cycle, Mordred's done playing nice. Screw trying to persuade the Knights of the Round Table Lancelot didn't swing that way. This isn’t a story about becoming a hero amongst heroes. This is a story about becoming a villain, so that a hero amongst heroes stays a hero. _____________ Cover Image credit: assassin__s_creed_ix_by_remussirion-d4ecbhf
8 218Kidnapping, Fantastic!
After an apocalyptic end to WWII, the remnants of the world have grown strange. Our current story is set in Paris, as a weak mafia family stage a kidnapping, their plan: abduct two adult children from a local corrupt politician and ransom them back. At the same time, one of the children decides to make a deal with a devil, and the other switches places with her maid. The scene becomes more complicated as a pair of sibling hitmen end up getting involved accidentally. In the end, the insanity finally reaches its peak when a rampaging automobile strikes a building.
8 213Milky Way (Wuxia/Si-Fi/Space)
-Code08 you were frozen in critical condition in 2016year. As of now its 4078, the world you know no longer exist. The fact that we were able to find you was a miracle, old systems like earth are impossible to reach. The reason for our contact is simple, all planets in Milky Way numbered over 450miliards stars, are cut off from all other Galactic’s surrendering it, reason is unknown.-And you want us to solve this problem?-Hmm it would be good to do so but it’s not really necessary to humanity existences. After 3000y a.d. nearly 99,99%of humanity forsaken Milk Way completely mowing to galaxies filled with reaches many times exceeding these off “Old World”.-So what is a reason?!-For entertainment of course! In every survivor of old world we planted implants inside your skull that will allow us to see using your eyes, and scans of implant will allow us to recreate your surroundings. -And what is so entertaining in observing someone so boring like me? And when did humanity became so cruel as to use each other for entertainment?-I’m sorry you mistaken our intentions. To be more clear, the price of saving you make it impossible for us to help you. The implants that are inside every single Code Barrier are advanced even in our New World, each of them is equal to low class space ship. Normally nobody would help any of you and you would die one day because of life sustaining gears error caused by time corroding capsule you were sleeping in. You should be thankful for luck that make you our test subject.-I see, so what should I do?
8 211Chances of Death: Seven Decks Book I
Jen wins the lottery, but not any kind of lottery you’ve ever heard of. The "prize" sends her and her best friend Sam through a rainbow portal to the Seven Decks. They must learn how to survive and grow strong in a harsh new world where magic exists and levels can be earned. However, with their experience as CIA operatives and McGyver-like inventions and skills, they may just be able to overcome the odds. Chapter 1 - 77 are book 1. Chapters 78 and forward are being released every Monday at 5:00 p.m.
8 152Again [vegaspete]
After Vegas dies, he wakes up, on the morning he was planning to break Porsche out of prison. But this time, Vegas has the memories of everything that happened, right up until he was shot to death by the poolside.
8 178