《Trying to survive in the Scp universe with only determination. DROPPED.》Item Pending. (this is not a real SCP.)
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Item: Item Pending
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item Pending is to be contained in a cell furnished with decorations and a bathroom. No words are allowed to be near Item Pending unless under certain circumstances. Security guards should be in front of the gate.
Description: Item Pending is a humanoid entity branded with a Docter Wondertainment tattoo. Item Pending can control words with sloppy control. He is also shown high amounts of durability able to withstand multiple grenades and gunshots, leaving only bruises.
Addendum 1: Discovery Journal
Day: 1
We've been searching around this forest after finding out that thaumaturgy levels were rising around this area. So, far we've found only an empty cabin that seems to be recently used by someone. Some of us are camping near here in case of someone coming back here.
Day: 2
We found a suspicious person. We tried to get him to follow us but some idiot waved a gun like a madman. Because of that, the suspect retaliated. We had to used force, but bullets wouldn't work, leaving only faint bruises. We used grenades, but it only resulted like last time.
Day: 3
He keeps running away, but that will get him nowhere.
Day: 9
He's learning. He won't hide anymore ever since we've been using deadlier weapons. They seem to do the trick. It's only a matter of time.
Day: 11
Today we were surprised by a whirlwind of words. It slowed us down quite a bit.
Day: 14
We trapped in him in a corner. I'm sure we can catch it now.
Day: 15
We were too cocky[modern_footnote]How the fuck does an mtf be so lenient?[/modern_footnote]. He caught us off guard real good. He escaped.
Day: 31
We caught him. We got very careful with this guy. We also found this in the shack.
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