《Monsters Cookbook》The Culinary School Dropout (3)
Advertisement
“I think this one suits you.” Max declared while watching Erion’s stance with the sword.
The cook had lost count of how many blades they had tested. Although some did felt too heavy or too long, most were dismissed by the Cavalier for unknown reasons.
“Finally! Can I just pay for it now?”
“I don’t understand your impatience. Harmony must exist between the blade and the wielder, otherwise the weapon will be no better than a stick.”
“But how do you know there’s harmony?! It’s just steel!”
“A swordsman knows, Erion, a swordsman knows...”
“Ok, ok.” Erion turned to the blacksmith “How much for this one?”
“Handle it to me, I’ll check” The blacksmith carefully took the sword out of the youngster’s hands, squinting to evaluate his own creation.
“I’d say this one would go for 10 gold pieces, but since it’s your first I’ll throw in a 2 gp discount.”
“Wow, thank you!” He proceeded to reach one of the bags attached to his belt, only to have his arm interrupted by Max.
“I’ll pay. It’s good luck to receive your first sword as a gift.”
Erion blushed.
“Oh, you don’t need to… I have enough money.”
“No, I won’t have someone with bad luck in my mission.”
Before the chef refused once again, Max’s money was already on the blacksmith’s hand.
“Thank you for the business!” The old man said.
“Good. Now that we’re finished here, let’s go to the meeting point, I bet they’re already waiting for us.”
Again, without waiting for Erion’s reaction, the Cavalier walked out of the store. He wasn’t a bad guy, the young cook though, but his harsh and abrupt personality kind of bothered him as if he was purposely shrugging him off. Still, he followed him to the crowded streets, crossing lots of alleys and tight passages to reach the entrance to the Farmer’s Market, a huge construction housing dozens, if not hundreds, of people vending all sorts of food and spices.
Advertisement
Right as the two arrived, they noticed a woman taller than the flowing mass of people waving for their attention. Not a lot of investigation needed to be done to realize it was Rasla.
“Choosing a good sword took a while, huh? We were almost going to the blacksmith to see if you were still there.” She sounded slightly annoyed, but mostly at Max than Erion.
“This matters can not be rushed. I told Erion and I’m telling you now, Rasla.”
“Oh, god. Why do you always talk like the hero of a chivalry novel? Let’s just go inside and pick some nice ingredients for the chef here.” Harry, with a few new stitches on his hat, said.
Max assumed an offended expression and was ready to talk back. Luckily, the Barbarian started talking before he could articulate his first word.
“Harry’s right. We told Wagil that we’re leaving early so the sooner we’re finished here, the better.” Ending their discussion, she turned to Erion:
“We’ll follow you now. Just pick whatever you want and we’ll pay for it.”
He nodded.
“Okay. Any preferences?”
“I like potatoes. But not fried. And not too soft.” Harry told him.
“I’ll be fine as long as it’s not vegetarian food.” Max said afterwards.
“Personally, I wouldn’t mind some spicy food.” Rasla said.
When the three finished voicing their preferences, the chef started looking at Anda, waiting for her response.
It did not come soon as it took a while for her to notice that she needed to say something.
“...Just food will do.”
“...Alright.”
The five entered the huge Farmer’s Market, getting dazed by the sheer amount of smells and colors presented in the shops and small restaurants. Erion guided them through large corridors full of fish and other sea food and sectors consisting of mostly cafes and snack bars. After a good amount of walking through walls of people, they finally reached their destination: a hall with basically every ingredient possible for a meal. Hanging cows, bushes of herbs, baskets of spices and bags of vegetables. Harry separated from them as soon as they reached it, looking for any kind of free sample he could find. Erion pointed at a specific vendor and said:
Advertisement
“That guy sells traveling supplies. We won’t buy food from him as I’m inclined to get everything fresh, but he sells an enchanted chest capable of preserving food for a long time. We’ll definitely need it.”
After getting a quite expensive container, the group spent at least an hour buying all sorts of stuff even though the trip was supposed to be short. They bought large cuts of cow meat, potatoes as asked by Harry, vegetables ranging from carrots to stuff only Anda had heard about, a huge block of cheese and a crate of mixed spices with extra pepper.
When the vendor sealed the crate, their last acquisition, Erion sighed.
“I… definitely did not expect to buy so much food. If our mission is indeed short, this should last for at least one more.”
“Sorry, we got a little carried away by the fact that we’re going to have a field chef.” Rasla said “Hey, at least we won’t have to worry about running out of it.”
“Unless we eat like we just did at the tavern…” Harry reflected, rubbing his filled belly.
“Uh, yes… We should control ourselves.” Rasla agreed,
“Hey, Erion, if you see that we’re out of control, eating everything we see in front of us, start making the food taste awful. That way we’ll remember the rations and our stomach will instantly close!” Harry said, smiling and waiting for laughs.
“Uh… Okay. Is there anything left or we’re straight off to the road?”
“I believe so, yeah. While you two were buying swords we were setting up everything so it’s only a matter of walking to the gate.”
“Can we carry all of this by ourselves?” Erion asked.
“Don’t worry, I bought a cart for the food. Since I doubt we’ll go too far from the road, it shouldn’t be a bad idea. We’ll just have to carry everything to the carpenter’s shop…”
With each of them carrying a good amount of their purchases, the party slowly walked to the carpenter’s, where he was waiting for them in the front with a brand new wooden cart, just enough to support everything.
Everything was finally set up. Rasla, without hesitation or too much force, grabbed the cart’s grips and guided it through the streets, her friends right in front, talking and laughing about the possible dishes they would eat. Erion felt comfortable and confident, although he wasn’t sure if he should introduce them to the Slime soup right on their first mission together.
Advertisement
- In Serial10 Chapters
A Healer's Gift, An Adventurer's Heart
Daniel was Gifted by the gods at birth, able to heal with a touch even the most grevious wounds. Born in a mining camp, he's unable to still his restless heart and journey's to a nearby Dungeon town to take his first steps as an Adventurer. Book 1 is released on Amazon and Smashwords. Book 2 is now released on Amazon, iBooks and Kobo!
8 208 - In Serial21 Chapters
Oracle's Path
Schedule: Minimum of one chapter a month. Note: This series may end up with a harem/poly relationship later for the female protagonist. It's not been decided for sure at this time. An update will come about if it is added. The Oracle's Path series is not a clean read, containing profanity, violence, substance use, love scenes (including LGBTQ pairings) and other adult situations. The twisted dragon queen stirs… Half-elf Oracle Aviana is no stranger to prophecies. With a strong connection since birth to the dragon god, Akorith, the dissonant whispers of fate have followed her from the beginning. And when an ominous warning foretelling of the destruction of her clan comes her way, she isn’t sure what to make of it. The when her younger sister needs to be prepared for her coming of age trial—a task that will test the woman’s fortitude and innocence—Aviana is the one tasked with showing her the world outside their secluded town. Her hands full with her sister’s childish nature, a foreboding prophecy is the last thing Aviana needs on her mind.The signs of the prophecy, however, appear: pirate attacks, a fight with a dragon, and crossing paths with a cheerful dwarf and stunted, lecherous elf—and Aviana can’t ignore them. Things go from bad to worse, and she’ll have to trust her intuition and the most unlikely of allies to make it through, or the world will be plunged into chaos...
8 113 - In Serial6 Chapters
Space: Not the Rear!
A man raised out of time who for the most part is screwed. A place into the distant future where magic and science collide, for the ultimate science will always appear as magic to those who don't understand it. Comedy ensues with 4th wall breaks, a V.I. and a game sponsor and other entertaining events as I make my character suffer.. *cough* Anyways this is for the entertainment and enjoyment of you the readers and me the author. I would say that each chapter is roughly only 1k words long each or I could say that each is condenced comedy gold. You decide which. Schedule = none. Will write as I feel inspired and will peter out at some point. So lets enjoy it while it lasts.
8 131 - In Serial17 Chapters
Hightailing It
A simple story about a kobold, a dungeon, and making the best decisions ever. Story is written in 1st Person PoV.
8 141 - In Serial12 Chapters
Vegas Pete
Kinnporsche Side Story.Pete is Kinn's bodyguard that was sent to Vegas's house to search for evidence of their family's corruption, but he got caught and tortured by Vegas. Vegas envied Kinn, because everybody loved him, even the bodyguard didn't want to betray him despite being tortured.
8 125 - In Serial138 Chapters
Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios
Hello anime fans!Welcome to a book of Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios where you the reader (female) gets the chance to date the following characters:NarutoSasukeNejiGaaraSaiAt the beginning of the book there are more then five characters but as the chapters progress they are cut short! Sai is only introduced halfway in. If you'd like, you can check out my one-shot books [Book One and TWO] as well as my other X reader books that include full blown stories of individual Naruto characters X reader!I also have a Naruto Girlfriend Scenarios so feel free to check that one out. For male readers specifically but also female readers if they like that shit!DID YOU SEARCH FOR "Husband! Naruto x wife! Reader" TO SPOT THIS BOOK?!It's just a thought.Glad you stumbled upon my Scenario book!From 2016-2022 this book has been! The first handful are trash! But not all that! My aim for this book is THREE HUNDRED SCENARIOS, even if some may be headcanons or images!~Wanna help me get there?! Chip in some ideas! Enjoy your journey, from first kiss to your desired boyfriend/husband showing the kids inappropriate content!Update: I CANNOT reach 300 scenarios! Like, am I crazy? Yeah. But crazy enough to come up with THAT?! YEAH, NO! 😂😩
8 215

