Ahhhhhhh! My head! It hurts!

Well, it's going away. So, where am I? One thing is sure, it's black, up, down, left, right, face, behind, yep all black. So, where the fuck am I?

"Is anybody here?" (???)

"Yeees, one moment please, I'm finishing here and I come to you" (???)

Eh? I know this voice. Who was it? It was in the game Skyrim... but who? Think. Think. Think...

Shit I'm doomed, it's Clavicus...

"Here we go young man, I'm Vil Clavicus Daedra Prince of the Wishes. As I am busy for the moment, I'll first explain the situation to you and then let you talk.

As you certainly know by now, your race incurred the wrath of your Creator and unique god, a very powerful god. As some of your people wished to be transported in a certain game of the Elder Scroll series, God created an entire universe and each of the planet of this universe is a game platform for one of you human.

As you personally have wished, you'll live on Nirn and will be transported in Skyrim. This will be your new life, but like you wished, it will be like your home world.

So, let’s say, if in the game you could gain five level of proficiency by paying some gold to someone in one second, here you'll pay for the people to teach you their skills, so the time you take to learn will entirely depend of you. It also applies to the items you can create.

There isn't any level, when you'll kill something, you won't gain experience, you'll absorb a part of the life force, stamina and magic power of the being you killed, be it an animal, an undead, a monster or a humanoid. As for the dragon souls you'll absorb a part of their knowledge of the dragon language.

As for the NPC, there is no people who can't die here so be careful of your followers, it's also applicable to you, you won't just respawn if you die. And there isn’t programmed answers or behavior, if you fuck the wife of a farmer, he could just stab you in your sleep.

Now, for the interesting bit, in the game, you’re limited by the programming of the system, here it’s the real life, so you can wear enchanted clothes upon enchanted clothes. As you have ten fingers you can also wear ten rings, but it doesn’t apply to the necklace. And as you aren’t limited by the system, you can further enhance your gear, knowledge and other bits.

The harshness of this world is comparable to the normal difficulty of the game. I'll let you choose your body in this world as it is part of the beginning of the game but I can't have you changing your features before other people.

Also, you’ll begin with the set knowledge of the beginning of the game, it’ll be a little painful in the first minutes, don’t be too surprised.

I think that’s all, do you have any questions or can we follow with the choosing of your body?” (Clavicus)

FUCK that’s a lot in one go, but …

“Well, yes. I can think of three questions right now. The first one is what is in it for you? I know that you never do something for free.” (???)

“You didn’t listen well enough boy, I said that your god, created this whole universe just to ban your race from Earth. He created all of it, me with it. So, what’s in it for me? My life. What about your second question?” (Clavicus)

“Will the level of the enemies also rose with mine?” (???)

“No, they progress themselves, before fighting giants and mammoths, you’ll prefer to kill a lot of things other than them. As for the dragons, they’ll be weaker at first as they were raised only a bit earlier, but as time passes, they’ll be more powerful.” (Clavicus)

“Ah thanks, what about the skill books?” (???)

“Oh, good. So you did listen. As you found about it, I’ll let you have a little bonus here. Each skill book will give you the equivalent of 10 level of proficiency but only on a theoretical level, you’ll have to practice it to set the knowledge. Is it all?” (Clavicus)

“Yes.” (???)

“Okay. Now, please create your new body.” (Clavicus)

Why does he move his hands like tha… FUCK! That surprised me. Well, it sure will be simpler with a creation tool.

So, what do I choose? If I remember well, he said that they are free to act as they see fit, so racism must be harsh if it was already programmed in the game so I’ll choose a human race, As I’ll be fighting against dragons I think the best is to take a Breton or a Redguard. If I want to be incognito, at least for a time I’ll need to be a Breton… I can even change my sex. I’ll stay a man though.

Wow, the rest is much more complete than the creation tool of the game. So, height, 1,97 meters. Weight 120kg, full muscles, square chin, high cheeks, big green eyes, brown hair, wrinkles of seriousness, no dirt, a little scar on the brow, a big one on the back and a bear claw scar on the pectorals.

Oh I can even choose the size of my package, well, I’ll just select above average…

And now my name… As it is the new start of my life I should found something that goes with it… anew, renouveau, spring? Spring? Spring, march, mars… That’s it! My name will be Mars.

Well, that’s it. Good to go. Now just press finish and….