Zi Yang said “Oh?” Clink chuckled and replied [But this one is special-]

Suddenly, a new voice took over and said [Let me speak, Clink.]

Clink quickly stopped talking and Zi Yang was confused, the voice coughed and started [Hello!] Zi Yang replied “Um. Hello?” the voice laughed and said [What’s up dude!? I saw your dive, it was great but you only got 9/10 from me, sorry. The blood splatter wasn’t symmetrical and my wife was a bit disgusted that you still left chunks.]

Zi Yang’s brain buzzed in shock and he blurted out “Are you God?!”

The Voice was quiet for a second before it burst out laughing, Zi Yang was confused as he heard [Angel! Did he hear? He asked me if I was God! Haha!] and another voice [Aren’t you, Darling?]

The second voice was feminine.

The first voice replied [Well… To him, I guess.] the woman’s voice sighed and replied back [To everyone really.] Zi Yang could’ve sworn he saw the male voice pouting.

There was a beautiful laugh and the male voice came back, saying [Anyway, kid. I was pretty impressed with your diving skills, so I reincarnated you. You’re a pretty lucky guy!]

Zi Yang held his breath and the voice continued [Anyway, anyway, you want to buy the second gift pack? It’s a one-time opportunity, there won’t be anymore after this! Limited offer!]

Zi Yang’s lips twitched, why did the voice, which he assumed was god, sound like an unreliable car salesman… Zi Yang sucked in a breath and then asked “What’s the price?”

The voice chuckled and said [It’s very simple! You pay me one reincarnation!]

Zi Yang was confused and asked “One Reincarnation?”

The voice replied [Yup! OH, RIGHT! I forgot, you don’t know. Basically, everyone gets 9 reincarnations before their soul disperses into a puff of smoke and merges with the universe becoming food and energy for other beings. Unless you get lucky, you don’t remember any of your previous lives. This is a way for you to protect yourself from your impending doom!]

Zi Yang was terrified and the voice continued [Annnyway~! You died once, I reincarnated you with your memories, you have 7 lives left! You pay me one and I’ll give you the second package, deal?]

Zi Yang said “Wait! Wait! What do you mean I only have nine!?” The voice yawned and said [Listen kid, you have a lot of questions and my wife made dinner, if I’m not there, I’ll have to kneel on a washboard again and that’s the worst thing I’ve ever done, so make a choice.]

Zi Yang said quickly “What do you want one of my lives for?”

The voice mumbled to itself before replying [This is the last question I’ll answer. When I need something done, I will reincarnate you with your memories and send you into different worlds to cause chaos or complete a task, simple stuff.]

Zi Yang was still confused and wanted to ask for more info but the voice said [You don’t have to worry about it because this will probably never happen in your entire life… Well not at the level you’re at now, when we meet in person, you might barely meet the requirements to complete a task for me. Think of this as an investment, if you die on the way, you lose 2 lives. High risk and high reward, kid. Are you All-In or are you Folding?]

Zi Yang grit his teeth and said “Fuck it, I’m in!”

The voice laughed and said happily [Great! Haha! Another good seedling! Don’t disappoint me kid! I have good wine up here, come have a drink with me, I’ll be waiting! Hahahah!]

Zi Yang said quickly “Hold on! You brought me from Earth, does that mean you can come and go as you please? If so, when can I do that?!”

2 white lights fell into his body and spread to every single cell before falling dormant as he was still sealed.

Zi Yang waited for an answer and sighed, but then he heard a sentence that rumbled like thunder in his brain!

[When you can take a punch from me at 50% power.]

Zi Yang’s blood started boiling as his eyes shined like bright red rubies, his expression terrifyingly fierce. He completely forgot about becoming the strongest Clan Master, he set his sights on that sentence.

No!

His mind shook and he declared “I will surpass it! 100% power! I’ll take it all!”

Clink started chanting silent prayers for this old fool.

Far far far far far away

The horned man looked at the mirror in front of him and laughed, a woman’s voice sounded behind him “Dinner’s been ready…” The man froze and then he heard a sweet mumble “Where did that washboard go…” he jumped up and ran into the house, shouting “Angel! You made dinner? Haha, wow! I love my wife, she’s so kind and caring! Haha! The only one for me!”