Waking up felt like shit! It was like every single bone, muscle, and organ were remade. And there was a big blue light in front of my face.

Name (none) Species Kobold (Magical variant)

Skills: Absorb

HUH! Is this a fucking video game!

At least i have a skill... what does absorb do?

Absorb: category (Magic) Absorb lets the user obtain the mana of any magical items or creatures by prolonged contact or consumption.

So does that mean that all that pain i just went through was because i got more mana! What the fuck even is mana in this world! For all I know it could be how much i shit!

Correction: Mana is the talent and force that compels magical forces.

Is this the time the people in the novels i read try to say status or something? Fuck it, why not try. Status!

Mana: 15 Illusion Affinity:90% Strength:5 Light affinity 10% Intelligence:20 Dark affinity 10% Agility:3 Air affinity 5%

Is this good?

Why don't i feel like i have a stomach anymore?

Answer: Your stomach has been removed in place of a magic core.

I probably don't have to eat anymore.

Well, why not try to do some magic... tomorrow, everywhere still hurts.