《NEET No More》Side-Story: The Ero Club and Brothers
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Author's Note
So I wrote this short chapter trying to cheer myself up because some characters(I'd rather not say who) died.
Tell me if my attempt at comedy was any good.Whether or not we see these characters in the future really depends on you guys and gals
Also some foreshadowing to a possible future enemy for our Main character sort of maybe kind of
As always reviews,ratings,Recommendations,Corrections,Questions and comments are greatly appreciated
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Side-Story: The Ero Club and Brothers
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On a small hill overlooking the Thisadora academy of Learning was a beautiful teenage girl and an average looking teenage boy.
“Herbert,” whispered the girl
“Laura,” whispered The fifteen year old Herbert back to her
“No way you wrote that letter?” said Laura
“That’s right,” said Herbert
“Hahaha I’m sorry I um have somebody already,” says Laura
“We both know that’s a lie,” says Herbert
“Sorry but to go on a date with the Infamous Herbert the pervert is just,”
“It’s not something I could do!” screamed the girl as she ran away
Herbert was on his knees feeling as if an arrow pierced his heart
“That makes the 28th rejection,” muttered Herbert
“Oh well no sense getting sad over it,” said Herbert as he bounced back
Herbert went to go meet up with his friends
“Herbert Do you have the stuff?” asked his fat friend Herman
Herman had blonde hair and light brown eyes. If he lost a couple pounds and lost his perverseness then finding a girlfriend would be easy for him
“That’s right,” answered Herbert
“ufufufufu,”Laughed Herman as Herbert threw some books between the friends.
The items that Herbert acquired were Erotic-Books!
“A book for your animal fetish Herman,” said Herbert as he passed a book with girls with animal ears and tails to his friend
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“Did you get the elf one?” asked a skinny sickly boy with spiky black hair.
“Yeah Brad, I got it” answered Herbert
“Although I don’t see why you need it when you’re the only one with a girlfriend,” said Herbert
“I broke up with Helga,” said Brad while looking sad
“What? Why!?” shouted Herbert
“Isn’t it obvious brad has clearly discovered the wonderful world of Lolis, Welcome brother!” Said Petro
Also known as Petro the Pedophile and if that wasn’t enough petro even had a small moustache that some people would refer to as a pedo stache.
“That’s not it, she only wanted me for my body,” said Brad
Helga was for all intents and purposes a barbarian, standing at over Seven feet tall with a body that would make body builders cry in shame.
“She said that her type of man was one she could protect,” said Brad
“Isn’t that love?” asked Herbert
“I don’t know but the Brad is sad,” Said brad while sadly looking at the Ero book
“Where’s my book?” asked Petro
“Sorry but that’s Illegal you fucking piece of trash,” said Herbert
“I’d never hurt a Loli goddess, How rude.” said Petro
“Whatever,” said Herbert
“Oh yeah guys I was thinking of running for student council president,” said Petro
“So you know vote for Petro,”
“Who’d vote for your crazy ass,” said Herman
“Says the guy who enjoys animal porn,” says Petro
“That’s not it, it’s better because it’s fluffy,” said Herman
“Rather the brad thinks that Herbert would be a better candidate,” says brad
“Yeah Herbert aren't you in the top ten of our year?” asked Herman
“Fucking Try-Hard,” said Petro
“Ah that’s only because of my theory that maybe somewhere a girl will be interested in me for my smarts” says Herbert confidently
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“PFfttt” says all his friends holding their laughter back
“Man fuck you guys.” Says Herbert
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Thomas/Junior’s POV
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Thomas was proud of his heritage. He was glad that his dad could not keep it in his pants. He was also glad he was the eldest child and he didn't worry about his position being taken because Herbert was an Idiot.
But then Edin was born.
Thomas hated his new little brother. Rather it was more jealously than hate. Edin had two great bloodlines in him. Edin could take what Thomas longed for.
A few days after Edin’s birth Thomas visited his little brother while he slept in his cradle. He was so cute and peaceful but that only made it worse for Thomas. Thomas had a thought that he could probably choke Edin to death and no one would know. It was common for some newborns to die of suffocation.
As the seven year old Thomas reached for his brother’s neck Lilith the dog-eared little girl of a maid entered the room.
Thomas quickly put his hands down.
“What were you doing?” asked Lilith
“Only petting my little brother,”
Lilith eyed him suspiciously
“Rather it’s not a maid’s place to question the young master of this house” Said Thomas trying to change the subject
“I’ll be going now” said Thomas
Thomas was now seventeen and had only a year left to graduate. The entire time Thomas spent at the academy he hadn't made many friends. Thomas was a loner due to his attitude.
Thomas thought himself superior to the other kids but the children of nobles thought that Thomas was inferior to themselves. Thus Thomas was isolated by both the lower and higher class.
Nonetheless Thomas was happy as he had received a letter from his father saying that Edin had been taken hostage by a Lord from Yamato
Oh how Thomas prayed that misfortune would land upon Edin
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