《Humanity? HELL YEAH!!》Party Time
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NiceTeal had announced bad news, the world would become a colder place and food would become more scarce, driving its value through the roof.
People all around the world had started making stockpiles and prepared for the worst.
All People? ... No! There were groups vigorously resisting the invading truth of this change.
Without a good meal sports were not possible. The sheer force brought against each other, the necessary exertion to determine who could spend the energy a good meal brought best,
it all was without a doubt more important than a stupid nerd government dictated rationing recommendation. And that is why Chaden, his girlfriend Lisaac and his teammates had joined the 'End Of The World Party'-Movement, or short Party Movement.
Beside sports, simple hedonism dictated that tasty meals were to be preferred over bland meals and thus the movement was very popular.
Loud hammering beats stimulated the ear muscles, making them beat against a membrane to stimulate tiny cells with rippling liquid and a trained voice announced rhythmically through the microphone: 'Party! People! Party! People! Eat! Eat! Eat! This is ... The party! This is end of world! Dance people, people! We are party-world!'
While the lyrics of the party rap did not speak of deep truths or emotions, it sure was catchy.
Chaden and friends had brought a new wave of food to the kitchens, it would soon join the buffet, which had an abundance of nutrients for anyone to take and eat.
It was the epitome of generosity with foodprices being so high currently and thus the party was very well frequented, it need no promotion as it was itself a large promotion event, a self reinforcing cycle of attracting donation.
"Do onto others what you want done onto yourself", was one of their propaganda slogans, promising more food by being a donor oneself - and it really worked.
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The parallels drawn to economy spending natural resources were visible to anyone applying logic to the situation, discovering the unsustainable bottleneck required only a short assessment, but emotionally there was a great incentive to keep going. Desire overcame reason when food became scarce and valuable, nobody who cared was able to act logically.
All this consumtion and donation kept everyone in a blazing mood and it felt good to be popular - all those that donated food were being treated with the according respect.
These events had even attracted profit based organizations, namely businesses, which sponsored certain accomodations like toilets, trash transport and other waste disposal among other things like places to sleep when not partying in exchange for the rights to air advertisements at the parties and sell their products.
Economically, the end of the world was a full success, people bought things a lot and profits went up - but productivity for non-party related products, such as science, went decidedly down. That really showed those nerds who and what was really important.
Chaden was extatic in this new way to bring jockdom into the world, nothing else mattered at the moment and would never not matter. It was time to fuse the pinnacle of human sports with the party and contribute ones talents towards making everyone happy.
It was time for the olympic party cup, the greatest sports event in humankinds history.
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