"Do you hear that?"

[Yes there are some adventurers heading our way]

Boar Core tucked himself behind a tree.

His body was sticking out both sides of the tree.

"Are you ready for the slaughter?"

"They wont know what hit them"

"Gimme some war paint"

[I'm sorry, you do not have any war paint]

"I said,

gimme some war paint"

[Again, you do not have war paint]

"In times like these, we gotta improvise!"

Boar Core took a huge shit.

He dabbed his right hoof into the shit and tried to bring it up to his face, but it would not reach.

"I need a longer arm"

[That will cost 200 mana]

"Do it"

Boar cores arm grew three times its length.

He tried bringing it to his face again, but his leg only bent backwards, and he could not get it at the right angle.

"I need my leg to bend towards my face!"

[That will be another 200 mana]

"Quickly do it! they're getting closer"

As soon as his right leg changed, he smeared two hershey stains under each eye.

"This is war"

The adventurers were in sight, only 40 feet away, making a lot of noise on their way over.

(Boar Core) - "I can already smell victory"

[I don't think that's victory you're smelling]

"Hush, it's go time"

Boar Core slowly walked out from his cover.

(Boar Core) - "SO, THE GUILD HAS FINALLY SENT SOME ADVENTURERS TO CHALLENGE ME!"

[You can't actually talk english yet...]

(what the adventurers heard) - "SQUEAL, SQUEAAAAL, SQUUUUEAAAAL!"

Two arrows pierced Boar Cores hide.

(Boar Core) - "YOU THINK TRIFLING ATTACKS SUCH AS THESE ARE ENOUGH TO BRING ME DOWN???"

(what the adventurers heard) - "SQUUUEAL, SQUEAL, SQUEAL, SQUEAAAAAAAL???" (yeah they heard the question marks)

(Adventurer Mage) - "Oh icy place of ice, bring forth your icyness, shroud mine enemies in icy darkness, chill to the bone all that oppose me, bring forth your icy wrath....."

A larger adventurer with heavy armor crouched in front of the ice mage, holding his shield up towards the boar.

Two archers stood by the sides of the chanting mage, bows drawn and pointed towards the boar.

(Adventurer Mage) - "... let the heavens freeze, and hell be frozen yet, turn asunder in icy glory... ICE SHARD!!!"

A spike of ice, about the size of a baseball, and going almost as fast as a baseball flew towards boar core, and was a little off, flying past him and hitting a tree behind him. It shattered against the tree, breaking off a little bit of bark as it did so.

(Adventurer Mage) - "Fuck I missed"

(Adventurer archer) - "What he hell man, how did you miss? its a friggin giant boar"

(Adventurer Mage) - "Do not assume you could even try to perceive the difficulties of harnessing the arcane!"

(Adventurer Fighter) - "Whatever, everyone just use your ranged attacks, before it gets close"

Two arrows buried themselves in the boar cores hide, and the mage started to cast again.

(Boar Core) - "Lets get this party started"

"CHARGE!"

Boar Core pushed off the ground with his back legs, starting his charge attack, but he did not get far, his front right leg was, for all intents and purposes, less useful than a dildo at a sausage fest.

His failed charge attack brought him six feet closer to the adventurers, but he was down on the ground.

[Do you want me to shift your leg back for 300 mana?]

"No time for that now, we gotta finish this"

[Really now, it seems their attacks have no way of damaging your boar body, but trying to fight them as you are will be difficult]

"Anything worth doing, is worth doing with an absurdly long right leg that bends the wrong way."

Boar core managed to stand himself upright, balancing himself on his three functional legs.

(Adventurer Mage) - "Oh icy place of ice, bring forth your icyness, shroud mine enemies in icy darkness, chill to the bone all that oppose me, bring forth your icy wrath....."

Two more arrows lodged themselves into boar cores hide.

(Adventurer Fighter) - "Aim for his eyes!"

"Or his legs, that would make him a sitting duck"

[Your third floor seems to be having trouble]

"Shift me over to the goat so I can see whats up with him"

(Adventurer Mage) - "... let the heavens freeze, and hell be frozen yet, turn asunder in icy glory... ICE SHARD!!!"

The fist size spike of ice flew at boar core, and shattered on the ground by the boars feet.

(Adventurer archer) - "You are the shittiest mage I have ever seen."

(Adventurer fighter) - "C'mon, focus guys, remember our training."

(other Adventurer archer) - "Why don't you try a different spell, seeing as how your aim is almost as bad as your choice in fashion (I'm talking about your bright blue mage robe with faggoty pink stars all over it)."

(Adventurer mage) - "This is the last time I follow you morons on any more quests"

Two more arrows stick into the thick hide of boar core.

------------ over at the goat -------------------

"What's wrong with the goat?"

[It's poisoned]

"someone poisoned it?"

[no, it has been eating whatever creatures it found in this swampy area, and has ingested many types of poisonous animals] [The core in it's body will keep it alive, but that is only until the core runs out of mana, unless the poison runs out before the mana does]

"What can we do to save it?"

[Some of the animals it ate have poison resistance, you can spend mana to give over those properties to the goat]

"what kind of things can I give it?"

[Young Goat lvl 2

body changing options, limited to those with something to do with poison;

- poison resistance lvl 3 (can change biological makeup to have poison resistance up to lvl 3,

- poison glands (gives a poison gland, will also need to alter the goat to be able to apply poison, hollowed fangs, just in the saliva...)

- low level poison body (young goats meat becomes slightly toxic,)

- corrosive claws (adds corrosive damage to clawed attacks)

- inflammatory poison gland (specific type of poison, causes area of bite to swell, hindering victims movement)] [keep in mind, body upgrades may affect future evolutions]

"OK, lets give it poison resistance, max level, and poison body. That should protect him from dying from poison any time soon"

[done]

"why is he in this area anyways?, listen up goat, when I go back to the boar, I want you to head towards a more civilized area. You gotta infiltrate that shit."

"OK, lets get back to the boar"

-----------------back at boar core--------------------

(Adventurer archer) - "guys I think something is up with this boar"

(Adventurer fighter) - "Why?"

(Adventurer archer) - "Hes just been standing there for like ten minutes, without moving a muscle"

(Adventurer mage) - "Do you think we killed it?"

(Adventurer fighter) - "I did not get any xp, so I don't think so."

Boar Cores body was packed with arrows sticking into it from all angles.

(Adventurer archer) - "I'm out of arrows"

(other Adventurer archer) - "Me too."

(Adventurer archer) - "Go over there and pull them out so we can shoot it some more"

(other Adventurer archer) - "What?."

(Adventurer fighter) - "That's a good idea, anyways it is just sitting there, and our mage can cast some hindering spell so you can escape if it tries to attack you."

As the mage started his spell, the archer reluctantly listened to the group leader (the fighter) and slowly went towards boar core.

Having heard enough crap from his team, the mage decided to go all out this time, casting his most powerful spell.

(Adventurer mage) - "Oh greeny grass, of supple springyness, bring forth your vegetation to tantalize the prairie, greener than green, and harder than hard, vine-like bondage, foresty fright, shackling sycamore, earth mothers might...

The archer began to pick out the arrows, which were not even stuck in deep, from the boars tough hide.

And then it happened.

Boar core farted, and the archer was startled, and fell back onto his ass.

The other adventurers started to laugh at him.

(Adventurer fighter) - "hurry up already with those arrows"

Reaching to the side of the boars head, the archer felt intense heat coming from inside the boar. The archer was pressed close to the boars face now, trying to reach the further arrows.

"This boar smells like a turd"

[hey, boar core, do you want to deal with these adventurers yet?"]

(Adventurer mage) - "...Hard barks bite, eternal trees slumber, thorny growth of binding bright...."

(Boar Core) - "Oh yeah."

Boar Core looked down at the archer who was pressed up against him.

The archer could feel the boars gaze, and slowly looked up at him.

Boar core breathed out intimidatingly through his nostrils, covering the archer in viscous snot.

(Adventurer archer) - "Oh fuck."

Boar core leaned over, and bit off the archers head.

(Adventurer fighter) - "I think its time we #geddafuckoutahere"

(Adventurer mage) - "... trap my foe in wooden glory...... ENSNARING VINES!"

No one noticed it, but the ground did kind of shake for a second, and soon, vines erupted from the ground, twisting around the boars legs, after they wrapped around, the vines hardened.

Boar Core took a step forward, balancing himself on his three legs like a pro.

The binding vines did not restrain the boars movement in the slightest.

(Adventurer archer) - "Fucking shitty mage"

Somewhat used to his three useable legs, boar core made his way towards the rest of the party.

(Adventurer fighter) - "When he comes close, I will stun him with shield bash, then we make a run for it!"

When boar core was 10 feet away, he used [sprint] and came right up against the fighter.

(Adventurer fighter) - "SHIELD BASH"

The fighter slammed the shield against the boar, but there was no visible affect, no stun, no slowed movement, no damage, nothing at all really.

Boar core lifted his elongated bending the wrong way leg, and slammed it down on the fighter.

The fighters helmet crushed in, and the fighter fell to the floor.

(Boar Core) - "now its my turn to use spells"

"GORE!"

Boar core hit the mage with his tusks, ripping at the mages robe. The mages hat flew off, and the mage flew with it into some thorny bushes.

The remaining archer tried to make a run for it.

"CHARGE!"

Boar core slammed into the archers back, propelling into a tree, smashing straight through the tree.

The mage did not die yet. Now the last living member of the group. His robe was caught on a thorny bush, and his only option was to pull off his robe and leave it behind. As he pulled off his robe, he made sure to take out a mana potion and a health potion from his pocket.

Trying to make his way forward, he could not, his leg was broken. He frantically tried to open the healing potion with his shaking hands, aware that the Boar was calmly walking closer.

(adventurer mage thinking quickly to himself) - "That last spell used up all my mana, I put so much power into it, I actually went negative in my mana points. If I don't replenish it, I will be knocked out for a long time, So I will drink this health potion, start running, and drink the mana potion on my way."

The mage lifted up the potion to his mouth, but froze. The boar was here.

(Boar Core) - "What is he holding?"

[He has a health potion and a mana potion]

(Boar Core) - "What do they do?"

[they restore health and mana]

Boar Core bit off the hand of the mage that was holding the potion.

[You have gained the materials

health potion

glass bottle

ring of int (int +1)]

Boar core ate the mana potion as well.

[you have gained the material

mana potion]

The mage passed out.

"I have a use for him, I don't want him to die. How do I make this health potion?"

[Your body will produce it, but you need some way to get it to the mage. Pouring it on his skin will heal his outer wounds, but it is best if imbibed internally. He also seems to be in the negative mana zone, he will also need mana potion.]

"K, got it."

Boar Core close his eyes, and focused.

Soon a glowing light could be seen around his balls.

His right testicle turned blood red, and his let testicle turned ocean blue.

"I have the potions made, and a way to dispense it, now I just need to find a way to shove my dick down that mages throat."

Boar Core ate up the other adventurers to restock on mana (the potions work for living things, even his boar body, but cant help add to his cores mana)

Once he had enough mana, he made his first true original creation, it was a boa snakes body, but the end of the tail ended in a goblins hand.

[A new species has been added to your dungeon

- Groper]

Soon, a goblin hand could be seen emerging from the boars ass hole, grabbing onto the boar cock, and shoving it way down the throat of the adventurer mage.

"Time to pump out some sexual healing".

Another adventurer group came into view during the "healing".

After staring for a minute, the whole adventurer party had a silent agreement to leave the area, and never talk about this again.

When the mage woke up, he was startled to say the least. Boar core activated english talk.

(Boar Core) - "I want you to take this scroll back to the guild"

The mage could not handle the situation. After a few tries, boar core gave up on having the mage be useful, and ate him.

[you have gained the materials

human mage

hamster]

"I thought the mage was naked"

[they were]

"So where the fuck was he keeping that hamster?"