《Bhrylhedr Online : Feats Of The Worlds Greatest Simp》Chapter 5 First Day Part 1
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I didn't know how long Ive been asking but Rita did say that 24 hours here is 1 second in the game world, and there is 48 hours in a day!
[~Are you sure about your choice? Remember the only way to repick a race is by dying~]
[Rita you are such a worry wart, I'll be fine]
[~OK... Good Riddance, but because you are the longest player to stay here, I am obliged to reward you with an inherent passive... But remember this will disappear if someone stays here longer than you~]
[Woah thats awesome!
I highly doubt anyone wanting to play this game would do that...
but Id actually like to see them try to beat my time staying here]
[~Yes... I agree, you are quite insane for doing such a feat, but because of that you have been rewarded by inherent passive.
Patience: Gives natural health and mana regen +30 per second when;
1. The users mind is calm
2. Engaging trials with a clear head
3: Unprovoked in any battle
4: Steadfast despite any difficulty, or adversity ~]
[I thought itd be something more OP, but whatever...] At the very least its a body type passive. If I use it properly it can be my saving grace.
[I guess this is goodbye Rita?]
[~Yes, but I will always be in your heart, you can now leave but first I ask you one last time. Are you sure about your choice?~]
[Yes]
[~Initiating...~]
[~Character Creation complete~]
[~Sending Player to Harvard City, Human Kingdom of Kidruit~]
The moment I opened my eyes I was standing in a large space, on top of a large stone platform, my eyes wandered around the room and saw a group of 10 people. Firstly I assessed myself. I have red skin, my ears are pointy, I have really weird teeth, Im wearing rags? with Woah! Its an indestructible item! My pants are indestructible! But why do I feel weak in the knees, shit! I cant hold my balance!
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One of the ten gathered people looked towards my direction and hurriedly shouted for his team to look my way.
[Puahahahahah! Why did a newbie spawn here?]
[Seriously? Im so posting this on my thread]
[Look at him, its his first baby steps, he even stumbled like one]
With all their jeering and their tall statures, it provoked some very unpleasant memories during my childhood. Bullies... Especially the ones who aren't disciplined by their parents.
[Strange, was I seeing things? or was his natural regen awfully high?] A Shadow Veld muttered.
[Whatcha talkin 'bout boss?] Another asked.
[Nothin' my eyes were just playing tricks on me I guess, YO newbie!] he called out to me, I was on my knees, I couldnt rise up to my feet, but I uncurled from my prostrating position. Then I saw a Shadow Veld with ash colored skin wearing pitch black leather equipment, and on his back was with an intricately made Long Bow.
(Name: ??? Fame: 330
Race: Shadow Veld Specialist
Health: 964-Natural Regen: 7 per sec
Mana: 632-Natural Regen: 7 per sec
Level: 171)
I unconsciously looked at their stats and gasped. What the fuk am I doing here? Then I saw a human by his side, cladded from head to toe with ambient silver colored armor.
(Name: ??? Fame: 180
Race: Human Warrior
Health: 2220-Natural Regen: 11 per sec
Mana: 480-Natural Regen: 5 per sec
Level: 170)
[Hey kid, for a second there I thought you had 32 natural health and 40 natural mana regen, but I guess I was just seeing things] The Shadow Veld spoke in a condescending tone.
[Really boss?] asked one of his lackeys.
Shit! shit! I just realized that others can see my natural regen! I internally screamed STATUS!
(Name: Simposiam Fame: 0
Race: Blood Veld
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Health: 200-Natural Regen: 2 per sec
Mana: 500-Natural Regen: 10 per sec
Experience: 0/20
Level: 0
Body-Strength: 100
Arm-Strength: 60
Leg-Strength: 50
Attack-Speed: 30
Move-Speed: 100
Ril-Damnum: 100
Mana-Pool: 250
Inherent Passive:
Blood Manipulation Ril: Show More
Patience: Show More)
Wooooh, I thought I was a goner there...
I was so scared... because I remembered whilst asking Rita about skills and passive skills, there are no skills that can increase ones natural regen, she said that the only way to get more was either taking a clas or carrying a high leveled item with world breaking properties.
Think unsettling thoughts... Ughhh What agitates me the most? what makes me restless? What keeps me up at night? THINK!
[Huff] I breathed out, despite my calm face my mind was in shambles and is constantly having a reactor meltdown. I looked towards them and spoke. [My name is Simposiam esteemed senior]
[Points on the attitude] He nodded then looked directly to my eyes [ I gotta ask you though... whats a low level newbie spawning in a high leveled city?].
It was as if he was staring directly through my soul. I gulped and chose my words wisely. [Ummm, I think... I may have told Rita to randomize my location... Please senior can I take up some of your time?] I then hurriedly bowed my head and continued.
[Please, this lowly noob asks for help]
[Hah! That's rich I don't have time to babysit noobs, but since you are asking so nicely I guess I can send someone in to help] he made a pleasant smile and started walking away, along with his lackeys.
[Thank you senior] I enthusiastically said. Just when they got out of Simposiams vision The Shadow Veld looked back towards the building and snickered. I remained on my knees for 5 minutes, then 10, then 30, then an hour... then 2...
[He's not coming is he?]
[God!!! why am I so stupid!?] I shook my head and huffed in anger. My self loath consumed me and I began shouting at the top of my lungs.
[STOP ACTING LIKE A CRIPPLE! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!]
[WHY DID YOU EVEN WAIT FOR THEM WHEN YOU COULD NOW STAND UP BY YOURSELF!]
[YOU! You.... huff... hah.... hah... haaaaaa] I exhaled for 3 seconds and managed to calm myself down. But being calm would make others see my unnatural, natural regen. I got to keep thinking unpleasant, unsettling, unnerving and undesirable thoughts.
I pulled myself up and then felt my legs wobble, then I slumped down the ground again. I tried again and then failed, then tried again...
[Im doing it I! I?] like an un oiled machine my legs, malfunctioned and made me fall chest first first down the ground.
-70! /200/130 Simposiam/
Urgh.... It hurts so much... Why is this so painful? How do I decrease the pain sensitivity in this game? Out of all the things I couldn't ask Rita, WHY DID I NOT ASK ABOUT THE PAIN SETTINGS!!!
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