《Bhrylhedr Online : Feats Of The Worlds Greatest Simp》Chapter 3 Asking Some Questions
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High Velds: Humanoid Creatures of the highest order and purest form, these creatures were said to be descendents of thousand year old fae folk and sprites. High Velds are creatures blessed with Mana and Life. The only creatures that are able to learn Vita Ril Manipulation, which can heal all beings. This Race doesn't seclude itself, and some even lives in Human Kingdoms.
Health: 160-Natural Regen: 1 per sec
Mana: 1000-Natural Regen: 20 per sec
Level:
Body-Strength: 80
Arm-Strength: 70
Leg-Strength: 70
Attack-Speed: 35
Move-Speed: 140
Ril-Damnum: 300
Mana-Pool: 500
Inherent Passive:
Vita Ril Manipulation{0}: High Velds are blessed by the Goddess of Life and God of Mana, A High Velds Age determines the level of their Vita Ril Manipulation. If a High Velds Health drops down to 25% active skill [Mana for Vita] will be toggled on taking 5% of users Mana and exchange it to 30 Points of regen per second, this skill cannot be turned off till Health reaches 50%.
Then I looked up and gasped. What in the heavens is this? Freaky! It looks human but its got a pretty huge head! hunched back, long forelimbs and its body is all covered in hair!
Primates: A lesser evolved bipedal race with ape like limbs, body covered with hair and low intellect, the only thing great about Primates is their abnormal natural health regen, along with their brutal physical attacks. This is not an accepted and well liked race due to how savage primates are.
Primates starting attributes
Health: 500-Natural Regen: 10% per sec
Mana: 50-Natural Regen: 0.5 per sec
Level: 0
Body-Strength: 250
Arm-Strength: 250
Leg-Strength: 200
Attack-Speed: 125
Move-Speed: 400
Ril-Damnum: 25
Mana-Pool: 25
Greater Blows{0}: On the 3rd successful physical attack deal double the Arm-Strength attribute as well as inflict a STUN on the enemy for 3 seconds. STUN duration increases by 0.5 seconds per level.
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Then the last one... Woah, Talk about saving best for last! Hah-How did I not notice this bug guy first? In front of me was a literal giant! With a height of about 12 feet or 3.6 metres.
Giants: The Apex in evolution, their strength cannot be matched but their Move-Speed is quite underwhelming. A grown level 0 giant has stats of a level 200 human warrior, Giants aren't necessarily savages, but because of their huge statures they like staying far away from civilized and modernized areas like human villages. A VERY, VERY, VERRRRRYYYYYY secluded race.
Health: 1500-Natural Regen: 5 per sec
Mana: 0-Natural Regen: 0 per sec
Level: 0
Body-Strength: 500
Arm-Strength: 500
Leg-Strength: 60
Attack-Speed: 250
Move-Speed: 20
Ril-Damnum: 10
Mana-Pool: 0
Inherent Passive:
Weight of a Giant{0}: A Giants Arm-Strength attribute gives its entire points to Health, A Giants physical damage is increased by 50 points when attacking. Effects increase by 25 per level.
Damn... Welp, Ive made up my mind!
[I reject my humanity! I return to monkeh!] I shouted but then that artificial voice sounded out.
[~You are not eligible to choose this race~]
[Why? Its so beautiful! 10% Natural Regen? STUN for 3 second on every third hit? I GOTTA BE A MONKEH! WHY CANT I?!!!!!!!!!!... TELL ME WHY?]
[~Ain't nothin' but a heart-ache~] the artificial voice replied.
Crickets... Crickets... Crickets...
[~Ahem... It is because the Primate race is too overbearing for your mind to hold. It puts too much strain to the body, and if such a strain were to be ignored, you'll die once your character dies~]
Wait what? Why is this game so dangerous? I just got my life back! And you're telling me if I die in-game I die for real?
[How many lives do players have?] I asked.
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[~One~]
[What happens if we die?] I rapidly assaulted it with my questions but the artificial voice seem to answer pretty quickly.
[~You come back here and is given a chance to create a new avatar~]
[How long is the time here when compared to down there?]
[~24 hours here is 1 second in the world~]
[So I can stay here forever and chat with you]
[~I have a boyfriend~]
Crickets... Crickets... Crickets...
[Jesus no... I think you're a great gal or guy but Im not interested in that... What I am interested in is the highest leveled player ranking!]
[~You are unable to view it while in this space, but once you create your character you can say the voice command 'Top 100 Highest Leveled Players'~]
[Aw man I really wanted to find her too]
This is getting pretty awkward with how human this ai has been acting with me. Is it really an ai or just another employee for the game? Its hard to believe anything really, but I wont ask... Instead.
[How do we get our classes?]
[~From Class Instructors or from a tribal chief if you're inside one of the secluded tribes~]
[What are the types of classes available to Gnomes and Humans?]
[~Scanning classes available to both Human and Gnome. The options are Warrior, Specialist, Mage, Explorer, Battle-Maniacs, Beast-Tamer~]
[What about Blood Velds?]
[~What about them?~] it asked with a strangely confused voice.
[Sigh] I shook my head, if I find out the person behind this AI I will smack him so hard he'll beg for mercy. [What about the Classes available for Blood Velds?]
[~The options are, Warrior, Specialist, Mage, Explorer, Battle-Maniacs, Beast-Tamer, Blood-Warrior, Blood-Mage~]
Woah those two are cool! but I'll have to ask the other races classes first.
[What are the Classes available for High Velds?]
[~The options are, Specialist, Mage, Explorer, Beast-Tamer, Vita-Mage, High Sorcerer, Elementalist~]
[Classes available for Shadow Velds]
[~The options are, Warrior, Specialist, Mage, Battle-Maniacs, Shadow-Warrior, Shadow-Mage~]
[What are the Classes available for Dwarves?]
[~The options are, Warrior, Specialist, Explorer, Beast-Tamer, Blacksmith, Alchemist, Engineer~]
I felt a little confused so I asked [What is a specialist anyways?]
[~A specialist is a class that specializes in speed, damage and swift kills, they could either be a Swordsman, a Ranger, Thief, Rouge or an Assassin~]
[What about warriors?]
[~What about them~]
[Are you flippin kidding me?]
[~No I am not... What else do you want to ask? Its not like Im trapped here for all eternity till you leave~]
[Holy jesus are you?]
[~Am I what? (-_-)~]
[RAAAAAAA] I screamed out in frustration... This is so vexing... Is this how conversing with people feels like? Have I gone insane?
Breath in... Breath out...
Breath in... Breath out...
[HAAAAAAAH] I finally calmed down and exhaled for five seconds
[What are the Classes available for Primates?]
[~The options are, Warrior, Battle-Maniacs, Beast-Tamer, Scout Warrior, Tribal Chief~]
And Lastly... [What are the Classes available for Giants]
[~The options are, Warrior, Warrior Champion, Battle-Maniacs, Tribal Chief~]
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