《Bhrylhedr Online : Feats Of The Worlds Greatest Simp》Chapter 1 Please Don't Be A Musical
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Everything felt Numb, I was helpless and weak. I couldn't move a part or all of one side of my body (paralysis). I kept experiencing dimness, blurring, double vision, and loss of vision in one or both eyes. I couldn't talk, and I was slowly unable to understand speech. But then, it all came back to me when I saw her.
I was down, my life was wearing thin...
`When you are on your deathbed,
~Where do you begin?
I've dreamed, still I never thought Id get this far...
~But miracles come true... I know cause I can see you now!!! ; Final thoughts of the child who was about to take his last breath.
...12 years passed...
So I made it huh? Pretty weird, I really thought that Id go to rest forever... How much time has passed? I don't know... Im not an omniscient all knowing god.
The last thing I remember was an angel, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Just when I was about to close my eyes, she came and whispered something to my ear.
[Its all right now... You've been suffering for long enough]
A tear slipped out of my eye that day... Because even though I have been mentally preparing myself for my eventual death. I thought her words were the purest form of mercy. Death is the purest form of mercy.
All I could do was nod my head, then I heard the door open... Strange, who would even visit a bedridden deathly sick child? Ah... it was just a nurse.
[GOOD HEAVENS!]
[ITS A MIRACLE!] She loudly screamed, dropping a tray filled with injections upon the floor. Looking at her face now, the nurse thats been looking after me looks so ugly/hideous even... Has my sight been altered after sleeping for so long?
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[I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!] She shouted again not bothering to clean the mess she made, I still couldn't move or feel anything on my body so I shifted my eyes towards the window. Where could she possibly be now?
After a minute people came rushing in, one by one... Doctors with different PhD's, ugly nurse? Wait... Why is it that when I look at a man I can see their faces but when I look at a woman... All I see is a urgh... I almost barfed, OH I can feel my lips now. [W-why a-a-a-arrrrre u sssssss-so u-u-uggr-eeee] I blurted out very softly. But some of them managed to hear me and spoke.
[What is the patient talking about?]
[Who knows... anyway listen I have a date tonight, do I look great or what?]
Two female nurses chatted, Although I was being bombarded with questions by the doctors I still manage to listen to their conversation. With that face guys would instantly run away from you! Seriously why are you all so ugly?
...Minutes passed and I was still being bombarded by new information...
So I've been in a comatose state for 12 years now? thats means Im already 18... Wow, will you look at that. Some people even said Id never make it to my sixth birthday but I persevered and proved them wrong but I still couldn't stop myself from taking in my one last breath.
So the Doctors told me after I was about to close my eyes she came, and told the Doctors that she'll pay for my all of my surgery, and they fixed me up, a lot of my organs aren't mine. I cant move my body, Im having trouble talking, Ive survive to this day by food and nutrient injections, I haven't eaten food, taken a crap or piss for 12 years? Holy jesus am I even alive?
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But the doctors said some very strange things, about this thing called virtual reality game. It will put a patient who is suffering from body paralysis inside a wonderful world called Bhrylhedr Online, Who the fuck came up with that name?
Anyways I was able to speak for a little bit and told them all I'll think about it. Looking back I still remember the disease that was inside my body for 6 long years. Internal System Deterioration, I forgot its scientific name but you get the gist of the disease with those words right? Yes my insides were deteriorating so rapidly that it was said to kill every one of my systems until it makes it to the Respiratory and Nervous one.
Skeletal System it was fine at least
Muscular System? Sha blaam
Nervous System? Slowly but surely deteriorating
Digestive System? I cant remember
Reproductive System? I still remember them cutting my balls and wiener
The only thing that was working while I was on my deathbed was my brain, my heart and my respiratory organs.
I finally have my nice calm room again with the occasional sound of lips smacking, but then another nurse, which was male came in to check on me. [Hey, BEEEP How have you been?] he said to me.
Do I have to answer that? Why the fuck did I hear a loud BEEP when he said my name? First I found every woman in the world ugly then I find out that my name has been censored by my ears? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
[You know, the Lady who paid for your operation is a real power house inside the virtual reality game called Bhrylhedr Online]
Now this seems peculiar the doctors told me it was a game meant for crippled people so they could enjoy a fantastical world of sword and magic. [w-why woooood s-she playyyyyyy s-such a g-g-game?] I confusedly asked.
[It seems that you're trying very hard to get your speech together] The guy took a seat next to me and continued. [Bhrylhedr] isnt just any game, its the most popular virtual reality game for five years now! Its time difference to the real world is 1:2 so that means there's 48 hours when you play the game!] His voice was enthusiastic, and it felt like one of those sales pitch workers trying to sell their products.
[A-A I ha-a-avvvb de-sssssid-ded t-to p-plaay da g-amme] I said with labored breath.
Im out of air? Seriously? Then I passed out. Meanwhile right beside BEEP, the Male Nurse listening to him speak hurriedly stood up and reported to the other doctors to their patients consent and agreement to the surgery.
His Body surgery will take place once his brain is fully immersed with the game, so basically he'll be living inside the game, when he sleeps in game his body also sleeps. The point being is that the game needs a fully awake and functional brain to run.
And so the doctors went to work and equipped the 18 year old teen inside the Virtual Reality helmet specifically meant to play Bhrylhedr Online.
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