“ ” = Speech

‘ ‘ = Thoughts

* * = Actions or SFX’s

~ ~ = Third Person

[ ] = Time Skips

= Status Reports

- - = telepathy

Awakening wasn’t really pleasant. I tried moving my body but it felt stiff and I had a strange feeling of floating, at least there wasn’t any pain. Vision was still blurry and all I could see were dark greens and lighter greens. Couldn’t feel a tongue but then again maybe I don’t have one. I could hear but only the sound of wind.

‘God damn that fucking slut, leaving out the most important thing to the end.

And Gods can damn her right? She did say she is just a spirit’

My cursing was brought to a stop after a few minutes when I hit something hard but strangely comforting. It was dark brown and I was surrounded by green walls.

‘Dafuq is this place?’

Wherever it was, it made me extremely sleepy, so I slept.

But just before the dream world claimed me…

*Ding*

… Appeared in my head

‘Ugh, too sleepy to give a rat shit.’

[After sleep]

I woke up feeling refreshed. Well as refreshed as one could be in such a situation as this.

‘Rightio, lets do dis crap’

I then look around to find that I don’t “see” the same way I used to. It was more like 360 degree sonar but in colour, I also had another vision, it was sort of like thermal vision but instead of heat I could see… Life,

Life was golden in colour; the places with more life were brighter and more golden than the places without, I could also see life in the air, little golden dots that shone dimly. It seems I can switch it on and off and although it felt completely natural I decided to switch it off for now as it seamed kind of addicting.

After the observations of my surroundings, I realised that the dark brown thing I landed on is soil and the green walls towering above me is actually just grass. I was in a forest and it was undeniably beautiful, like the ones you see in fairy tails with mighty trees and the greenest of green leaves that cast a green coloured shade when the sun passes through. And with my Life vision on it made an already beautiful forest, entrancing,

I was near the edge of such a forest, I couldn’t see where the tree line stopped however I could just sort of sense it.

‘I feel very one with nature… I don’t like where this is going’

The time of day was early morning and this I just knew.

‘Guess I have a good body clock.’

‘Next, damage report.’

My body was round, I think, and covered in a bronze coloured shell, sort of like an acorn. Going by how big the grass is to me, I was probably very small.

Although unlike yesterday when I was all stiff I now have a “limb” that I can slightly move

It was digging into the ground and had a level of awareness that I never felt in my past life. I could feel how much nutrition was near me, taste the minerals in the earth and sense the flow of water around me.

My conclusion:

‘WTF IM A FUCKING SEED!!’

My limb was most likely a root and yesterday I was probably floating away from mama tree to find a place to grow.

‘Dafuq! That slut, I know she said I’m not going to be a sentient being, but a TREE? How the hell am I going to speak never mind make people worship her!

Oya, wait wasn’t there something that popped up before I went to sleep?

What was it again…?’

*Ding*

Name: ???

Species: Ent

Strength: 6

Defence: 9

Agility: 1

Vitality: 17

Stamina: 8

Intelligence: 493

****: 9

‘Hah? You gota be shiting me!! This isn’t a game! And what’s an Ent? Aren’t Ents the talking trees from Lord of the Rings?’

I got excited over the fact that all might not be lost.

‘Patron means Vinerva right? LOL, she seems to have a complex on the whole LOW LEVEL spirit thing, hahahahah.

Oh yeah I need to think of a new name for myself don’t I.

Well whatever, what came up last night were blessings, traits and titles I think?’

*Ding*

This is the power of words and will help you when making choices.

This has been influenced by the memories of your previous life. >

‘Beautiful spirit my ass.

So this is all because of my Analytic Sense? Influenced by my previous life’s memories… is that why it has a game feel?’

This allows you to speak in the mind of basic creatures within 15 meters.

It also allows you to speak with any of your Species, Ent, within 30 meters. >

‘This might be useful, and going by what it said there might be other Ents in this world.

I wonder what will happen if this gets levelled up, I might be able to speak with humans.

*Ding*

‘… It seems being clever gives me more intelligence, and it’s probably so high because I have my past life memories.

Standard.’

Requires stronger Patron to unlock. >

‘So this will unlock if the slut gets stronger? Ok this might be worth doing, if it’s locked because Vinerva is to low a level, it must be a pretty useful blessing’

Enough said. >

‘…….

No comment.’

*Ding*

It means you are cold and logical, calm under pressure and will not let emotions affect you in a life death situation. >

‘Hmmm, sounds like me I guess.’

*Ding*

3 Blessings

|| +5 Vitality || || +4 Strength || || +3 Defence || || +2 Stamina ||

And Horns that will grow as you grow. >

‘Huh?

Oh yeah… Horns…

How did I forget! I’m ashamed of myself!

To think I, this ME, the great and awesome ME! Would forget the true meaning of life!

Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick, if I can even do that.

Right!

I have wasted enough time! First I shall make a checklist, because they make me feel important

1. Kill all Hobbits

2. Wipe out the Fire Nation

3. Secure food and shelter

4. Enslave the Orcs and brain wash the Supard race (AN: god I love that LN)

But how? It always skips to the bit when they already have legions of them.

The white wizard traitor guy made them and Lapla*ce brain washed them, but I don’t have either of those powers. Maybe when I find them I should give some presents to get on their good side,

Should I capture some women? But I haven’t seen anyone else yet nor do I even have the power to enslave them, or even move for that matter… awww shit I’m falling at the first hurdle!’

My inner dialogue was broken by a voice that invaded my head.

-HEEELP! - (???)

AN

Yey! 3rd chapter done, and finished on a cliff-hanger at that!

Anyway, plz tell me what you think so far, criticism welcome and so are haters, they give me views. I have also changed the layout of my writing ever so slightly.

Like I said last chapter I think my writing has got a bit more fluid, but if anyone has any advice plz tell me.

Thanks for reading

-PervyPanda-