《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 8: HAHAHAHAHA!
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Journey log.
Day 1.
We left after the rescue mission. Our objectve is... far away from Dourin.
Day 2.
Zel started explaining how magic works. Basicaly it's using the spirits' powers. You can use the ritual or incantacion.
Rituals use little mana but are very powerfull. But the stronger ritual the longer and harder is to make.
Incantacions are quicker but take more mana. Strong spells have long incantacions but they can be replaced by the magic circle. That's why the grimuar is needed - to keep all circles in one place.
So what I have been doing all this time? That's funny - demons are beings between the spirits and humans. Long time ago spirits lived with demons and humans but one day they disapeared. Nobody knows why. No because it was long ago but because humans and demons blamed each other and there are a lot of versions.
Now spirits live in the other plane. Humans make contracts with them and demons use natural affinities.
Day 3.
As a result of our training I learn that I have no affinities. I can only use the raw mana.
In case of Jael. Vampires have their own magic but he must drink a blood to become strong first. And he still won't taste mine! Even Zel told him that is bad idea! Heartless bastards...
Day 4.
I still need a castle. For some reason I felt I couldn't use Velhard's. Maybe because it was destroyed too much? Or Hero did something? Or that Lich secured it with magic?
Day 5.
We reached the Kraken's lake.
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"I see the land!" Xiodar shouts. He is currently walking in the air using his mana.
"Finally! That's the stupidest thing I ever done!" Jael shouts. Currently Xiodar's giving him a piggyback ride. When he is giving a piggyback ride to Zelenia. "Why you don't have any flight spells?" Vampire ask demoness.
"Huh? I have. You didn't asked me." She answers.
"What?! So why I carried you all this time?!" Vampire shouts. He carried her 4 days because she walks too slow in her body.
"Why are you complaining?! Do you insist I am fat?!"
"How It come to this?!"
"Shut up you both or I will turn back!" Demon lord shouts annoyed.
""...""
"Good." They came to the ground. "Why do you hate her so much?"
"I don't 'hate' her..."
"Oh you still have that incident in mind?"
"Shut up!"
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"What incident?" Xiodar asks Zelenia.
"I met him when he was 10." She started. "He thought I am the same age so I told him to get lost. Brat started to make fun of me." She makes a cheerfull smile. "~Then I gave him a lesson~ " Vampire started to shiver.
"...Okey. Then let's go." Xiodar just recalled himself where he is and who he is talking to. "So are we safe now?"
"We just enteres Vpierdoll's terytory. So Dourin can't just come herself." Zelenia explained. "And with you abnormal strenght we should have problem only with the Demon lord."
"Heh what are the chances?" Jael asks.
Xiodar stops and turns around. "You just jinxed." He pointed at him.
"What?" Vampire looks at him. "So It will hapen because I said it wouldn't?"
"Exac.."*BOOOOOOM* Somthing 3 meters tall landed at the cheated demon.
"Yo!" Giant reach his hand to Jael. "Would you consider giving me the grimuar good sir?"
"Eee no?""Then die!" *BOOOM* Big man punches the place were Jael stood. "Ooooh you managed to doge?" He looks at him. "So now you'll give it to me?" He makes a wide smile.
Before Jael could answer Giant' head was wraped in the chains. "RUN AWAY!" Xiodar shouts.
"I RUN AWAY!" Vampir storms out. He could feel the speed boosting spells that Zelenia constantly casts on him. When they were a kilometer away... *BOOOM* Xiodar landed in front of them.
"HAHAHA! No use!" Giant laught at him. "I owe one to Dourin so I will bring her that book!"
"..." Crashed Demon lord stands up. "What she could possibly do so you owe her?"
"HAHAHAHA! She gave me a good fight when I asked!"
"So you wanted a good fight? I will give it to you!" He jumps at the enemy and gives boosted kick in the face. *BAM* Giant doesn't even flinch. 'Da f*k? That kick knocked down the dragon!'
Big guy grabs Xiodar's leg. *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* He hit the ground with him like a rag doll. "HAHAHAHA! You even bleed! Just like a human but don't die that easily!" He turns to the Vampire and little girl. "Don't move! I want to have fun with this guy first!"
He holds Xiodar upside down. When their faces are at the same direction young Demon lord stoped playing unconscious. Holden men opens his palms in front of giant's face. *BOOOM* Direct hit!
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"HAHAHAHA! Almost!" *BAM* Xiodar is punched in the guts and fly 100 meters until he hits the ground. *BOOOM* He gets up covered in the dark smoke. "HAHAHA! You really are sturdy! Worse than a cockroach! HAHAHAHA!"
*WHOOOSH* Chain is swinged at the enemy. *CLANG* Dull sound ringed upon contact. Xiodar rushed at the giant.
"HA...HA...ha... okey. Now you should see this is point..." "KABOOOM" Young demon punched him and his head turned. 'Huh?' "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" "KABOOOM" Giant turned in the punching bag of the madman.
Jeal couldn't belive his eyes. Xiodar's fists exploded with every punch. Demon lord must have pour so much mana into his fists that they are on verge of blowing up. Then he releases the power with a punch. And they are constantly regenereted to by blown up again!
"HAH...HAH..." Xiodar stoped. This pain was too much for his mind. He looked at the enemy. Big guy staggered with every blow but wasn't even scratched. *BAM* Big fist hits him from above. He is now completly burried in the ground. Just like a nail.
"XIODAR!" Jael shouts. If young Demon lord dies the barrier around vampire's body will disappear. Luckly it was still on him.
"HAHAHA! So that's the guy's name?" Giant laught. "Oh yeah! I didn't introduce myself! My name is Vpierdoll the Unmovable!" Demon lord announces.
'We figured it out already!' Xiodar thought. He couldn't win like that so he started to making the same hole in the barrier around the Philosopher’s Stone. Power flooded him.
"Now hand ove..." Vpierdoll stoped when he felt rise in mana. "What the""SHORYUKEN!!!" Xiodar launched from the hole and send the Giant flying.
Young Demon lord's mana changed from the dark smoke to the dark flames. His eyes were glowing in red light. Even Jael's barrier started to emit flames but Zelenia on vampire's back wasn't hurt.
"HAHAHA! Now It will be fun!" Vpierdoll charges at Xiodar. "Show what you're made from!"
"Die!" In answer he send the burning dark ball at him. This one was bigger than a Giant Demon lord. *BOOOOOM* Vpirdoll was send back. "Wich part of 'die' you don't understand!" Xiodar started to send the bombs in a large number. *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM* *BOOOOOM*
With every atack the big guy is send one step back. This is bizzare as one blow could anihilate a small village.
'HAHAHA! He has the spirit but...' Giant boosts his legs with mana. In blink he appears behind the mana coated demon. "Still much to learn!" He sended his fist at enemy, then...*GRAB* Young Demon lord grabs his right hand and started to send his mana into it. 'He wants to make me stronger? No wait!' Vpierdoll cuts of his mana chanels from the hand.
*BOOOM*
"HAHAHA! You overloaded my hand with mana?! That's somthing new!" He rushs at him. "But now go meet the gods!"
"You first!" Xiodar forms another ball. This time below the one-handed Demon lord.
"What are youAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The dark sphere lifted the giant. Vpierdoll flies to the sky at the dark ball. "I WILL GET YOU!!!" Shouts the first living space rocket.
"..."
""..."" Jael and Zelenia stare at Xiodar in awe. "You did great!" Jeal praised him.
Xiodar looks at him with serious expresion. "Bullsh*t. He barely used any mana." He gazed at sky where someone just becomed a astronaut.
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In Dourin's private room. There stood chandelier with four candles. Three of the were burning in green fire. Then one of the fires turns red.
"Vpierdoll is dead..." Dourin said in shock.She loolks outside the window. "He propably didn't use mana to fight again *sigh*. But still, he shouldn't lose... Did he waked up a dragon?" Witch is lost.
Things that could win against Giant Demon lord when he doesn't use the mana can be counted on both hands. Well - no anymore. "Heeeh... Maybe this guy is really that strong."
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"So..." Kabarin started. "Summary please." He asked Esxis.
"Kokmal wants his body, Dourin wants him for herself, Vpierdoll wants his curpse." She answered.
"Does it already counts as a harem?" Dapelia asks with smile. God of magic wants to say something but she is quicker. "I know, it was a joke!"
"Can somebody tell me what is this harem?" Ina asks.
"...Something most of your male Heroes had..." Dadros tells her.
"You mean the party?" Godness of light questions.
"...Something like that..." Dark god answers.
"But won't he be killed that way?" Uteus ignores them.
"Yeah.. Dadros can you?" Kabarin asks.
"...No..."
"Why?!"
"...Play the video Esxis..."
["Thay was your fault! Next time I will take care of it myself!"] Kabarin's image says.
"......FINE! I will do this!" God of magic shouts in defeat.
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