《Intergalactic Cultural Research》Making Connections
Advertisement
Kinhaxxi Auto.
Finlay Looked around the the remarkedly empty store, just the few pedestals with what he assumed were vehicles, unfinished by the looks, just the frame work. He was more than a little disappointed... He stepped over to the pedestal nearest to him, examining the half made vehicle. Jumping as a display popped up around the frame. "...Okay... half done for a reason."
Playing with the display he found he could select the type of engine, movement type, color, bells and whistles... both figuratively and literally. Now this is what he was hoping for! Some high tech alien toys to play with. Best he started with what type of frame... Something smaller or thinner, easy to maneuver.
"...So this place is a Build-a-Ride?" Xiao Lu was standing just next to Finlay, following along with the process.
Finlay: "OH! You sneaky bitch... Hi there, Hello. Hear that? It's called a greeting, let's people know when around them..."
Bai Ze: : "I Apologize Chef Roberts, He's... Yeah. Though this is a rather fortuitous meeting, we've been wanting to speak with you."
Finlay scanned them both before crossing his arms. "Mmm, Something tells me good fortune has nothing to do with it..."
Bai Ze: "What would make you say that?" The tiger-holo sat on it's hardlight haunches, This was also part of the job the Chinese government gave Xiao Lu... a little interview to determine the value of the targets.
"Excuse me while I bullshit for a moment, Ahem, I've been walking for maybe a good hour, passed plenty of interesting stores... and I think a strip club, either that or a Victoria's secret with live models. I passed them up because I want my 1st purchase to be really cool. But Warhammer Dude here, is a Kid in a candy store." Watching as Xiao Lu started making his own vehicle, somewhere between a Harley and a light cycle from Tron... he had to admit. It looked really cool... "Highly impulsive, yet not a single shopping bag on you both. So you had a goal in mind while exploring... If I had to make a guess, find other humans making the trip and form some kind group or union."
Advertisement
Bai Ze: "...You are... Refreshingly perceptive... Oh, why couldn't I be your holo..."
Xiao Lu: "Hey... we have fun."
Bai Ze: "You have fun, I'd be long dead of a heart attack if I had organs... Chef Roberts, You've seemed to have gleamed our intent faster than your file would have predicted."
Finlay: "If it sits like a politician and sounds like a Polit- I have a file?"
Xiao Lu: "You and just about everyone that set their Hazard level above an 8..." Now selecting their paintjob for the pimped out ride. Sticking to a Tiger theme with orange, white, and black.
Finlay: "That include the guy that's been following me?"
Bai Ze: "You're being followed?"
Finlay: "Ease up Mr. Kettle, I had Spec follow them back... speaking of which." Tapping the rim of his glasses to disable the alert. "Hey Dude! Welcome to the party!"
Hada Ryou froze at the door before stepping in fully. Whatever flow and focus she had was clearly broken when Spec flew in after and fizzled out of existence into Finlay's frames. Looking to the group before shrugging and stepping fully inside.
Hada Ryou: "Shit... How long ago did you make me out?"
"Sometime after the alien lingerie place but before the rock-candy stall... Hada Ryou, right? You in on this Union thing?"
Bai Ze: "You were the first individual we approached, Though while you're here Chef Hada-"
Hada: "Yeah I heard, what's the catch?"
Xiao Lu: "China wants to claim more credit for humanity's contributions in exchange for a sizable check. Not really worth it if you ask me... but I've already been paid."
Finlay: "Yeah... gonna pass on that one. My work is my work and I don't really do politics..."
Bai Ze: "That's fair... Damn, you were at the top of the list for your performance in Prelim 4."
Advertisement
Finlay: "You kidding? Lou and Hada were way more badass."
Xiao: "It's Lu, But I don't mind Lou."
Hada: "That's what he said, Lu."
Bai Ze: "No, He said Lou, but it's pronounced Lu."
Finlay: "Yeah. Lou."
Aiko: "You're saying it wrong! It's Lu."
Finlay: "That's what I said! Lou!"
This exchange lasted a good 10 minutes before they just chalked it up to a minor glitch in translation.
Finlay watched with jealously as Xiao Lu rolled his new motorcycle off the pedestal. Fancy neon lights kicking on as it did some checks. Instead of the usual loud roar of a Harley, a barely audible whine was the only signal that the electric engine was on. Hada also leaned in for better inspection of the new vehicle, a few careful taps of the paint to see if it was already dry. Xiao gavea wave before rolling out into large hallway to do some test runs.
Finlay: "...Yeah, You mind putting a pin in this convo while I make something?"
Hada: "Not at all! I wanna make something too... Think they do small stuff like skates?"
Finlay: "...Oh shit, I know what I'm making if they do!" already playing with the pedestal settings and frames. Who doesn't dream of owning an honest to god hoverboard?
=================================================================================
Berthold tapped his foot in line, surrounded by other people as they checked luggage. This was by far the worst experience in travel he has ever had. Private jets were a thing for a reason... He looked over the sea of people and saw that he still had quite the wait ahead of him. Sighing as he let his head sink back down.
"...I should have brought snacks..."
Yuri: "Gee, I wonder if you'd still be in line if we had left when I wanted to..."
"...Probably not..."
"But that breakfast huh? What was it again? 2 blood sausages, scrambled eggs and toast?"
"And 2 screwdrivers..."
"Worth the wait?"
"...Fuck you."
================================================================================
Kathy groaned on the massage table as the four armed alien worked her bare back. The smooth marble hands seemingly magnetized to the best spots. He had given her quite the Scare when she first walked. She had thought he was nothing but a statue, and screamed when she turned around to find him standing in a different spot, gesturing to the large table.
"...It was Barcel, Right?"
"Yes Madam, Am I performing well?"
"Shit yes, you are... I'm gonna be seeing you alot these next few days Barcel."
Nunny: "...So... Exploring turn out good?"
"Mhmm."
"There's a creamery about 5 minutes from here, If I may recommend destinations." Barcel added as he took a heating break, dipping his hands in a floating sphere of hot water in the corner. "213 flavors of Ur'quanth made Ice cream, I gained quite a bit of weight my first month on the ship..."
"That does sound nice..." Gasping as Barcel pressed down on the base of her spine and glided upwards, popping her disks in a well practiced motion.
"Vertebrates... We all seem to love a good back cracking."
Advertisement
- In Serial11 Chapters
The Experimental Dungeon
Having all your memories erased and be reborn as a baby without any knowledge, or giving the job of managing a Dungeon without being its Core – a very easy decision for everyone, right? Right? Right? “I really should have remembered from all those fanfics and dungeon stories that those ROBs always screw with their mortal playthings” growls Claudia as she checked her Status for the umpteenth time. “How dare that... that...that manipulative thing did this to me… And no matter what extra options he gifts me with, I will NOT use them to create a hentai dungeon or anything like that” This will not be the usual dungeon core-type story found around here, but the main difference will only be explained in chapter 4 by the Dungeon Pixie. Also – despite the warning please don’t expect any explicit scenes in this story. The warnings are there because mature themes will be mentioned (and not only because the Higher Power provided some special options), but the MC is dead set on evading those options as she sees them as traps. So there are no explicit descriptions planned at all. If that changes I will give extra warnings in the chapter title, but I plan on handling things other ways. Later chapters might go a bit farther than the simple mentions in chapter 2, but don’t expect much more. Status Update 04. April 22 Writing Buffer used up, as said before I'm switching to one chapter a week on fridays. The new cover is the second placeholder, but what I really want will have to be commissioned and take a while. At least it is better than the map-part from chapter 4 that was the first placeholder.
8 211 - In Serial13 Chapters
A Mildly Odd Reality Breaker
Omar receives an unexpected visitor who comes baring a gift—a "registration ticket"—in the form of a small metal card. The ticket is itself an offer to participate in the game, "Reality Break." Accepting this offer means that Omar will be able to perceive the true nature of reality where there is not one, but two dimensions of time, and in this second dimension history changes (and somewhat "frequently"). Along with this, he will also gain access to the "chronopause"; another reality that is not so much parallel to our own as it is perpendicular, which acts as both a place and the natural boundary between non-sequential points on the timeline. Using the chronopause, Omar will become a chrononaut with the ability to travel through time, and as a player, he will be given a cybernetic interface and his own portable extradimensional storage space. It's a strange conversation, but due to Omar's dismally short attention span, he only consciously hears that last bit about the portable pocket space, and that's only after the physics-defying void is opened in his living room and literally waved in front of his face. Reality is certainly stranger than most people realize, but then again, so is Omar. Thankfully, he responds well to shiny things, and for better or for worse, his chronic inattentiveness is the least of his psychological issues. Omar also has a mild form of "Oppositional Defiant Disorder" which presents itself as an occasional, arbitrary need to disobey others (especially authority figures). However, his oddest psychological issue by far is his "abnormally hyperactive" subconscious mind. Outwardly and consciously, Omar is a lazy, apathetic man-child prone to mildly asinine behavior. Subconsciously, he's some sort of genius capable of extraordinary feats of cognition. Most of the time, Omar is a (technically) functioning adult, but in order to live as such, he must rely entirely upon unusual abilities he's completely unaware of, despite the fact that he uses them regularly. Up until now, his life had merely been ridiculous, but now it was also a game. Note: The narrative style is that of a reliable narrator with a "3rd-person sarcastic" POV. This story takes place in the Reality Breakers/Chronopause universe.
8 142 - In Serial17 Chapters
The King of Snipers
The story of a man who uses a slingshot to fight monsters and dragons in other worlds. The art is not mine
8 194 - In Serial15 Chapters
Long Way from Home | A Daredevil Fanfiction
As Frank seeks refuge in Matt's home, they begin to bond into something more than just friends. (EDITING)(This story is based off of the Daredevil Netflix series and takes place after Frank escapes from jail). Was once rated:#19 in Matt Murdock#5 in Frank Castle #17 in Punisher
8 91 - In Serial10 Chapters
Larry One-Shots and Sickfics
Just a bunch of Larry Stylinson one-shots and sickfics.Featuring fluff, angst, h/c and sometimes even some soap opera level dramatics...
8 196 - In Serial88 Chapters
Natasha/ Scarlett x fem reader ONE SHOTS
16+ pls don't reportMay contain smutThere's cute stuff as wellThese are one shots but if people rlly like them then I might do part 2Suggestions are welcome :)
8 195

