《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 31: The Minotaur
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Teacher Easy quickly got up on his two feet even though he had suffered from a serious injury. His sword holding arm had been bent into an unreal shape and one of his feet was now facing a completely opposite direction. He reached into one of his pockets and again, took out another vial. However, it was not the poison containing vial as before. It was an emergency medicine that could restore HP.
Very expensive.
Gulp gulp…
Easy drank the potion and it made his body glowed like a white lava lamp. Some of his injuries magically disappeared and even though this may sound ridiculous to you, the medicine also restored pieces of his trench coat which was burned during the previous fights.
Pop!
Another potion was taken out of his pocket and Easy popped it open. It was a blue medicine that could restore MP.
Another Pop.
This medicine could heal the broken bones.
And so, you may ask, why did Easy even had time to drink potions mid battle?
Well, it was because the [Acceleration Thrust] attack was not entirely a pointless attack after all.. The Minotaur was not uninjured. It was still standing tall like a mountain, but … a mountain with a large see-through hole on its left side of the chest.
The attack pierced its heart.
Yes, it did. The heart was completely destroyed with pieces of it flew hundreds of meters away from the body.
However... it was still not enough.
This demon had an incredible regenerating power and its injury healed just as fast as Easy, who was chucking down vials after vials of expensive drugs. The Minotaur's muscle fibers expanded their ends quickly and covered up the hole, and then layers of pitch black skin was instantly recreated.
...
And a newly made demon heart started beating again.
“Human... “ The demon Minotaur growled. It then raised its four arms high up in the air.
“Blood fury”
Schweeeeeeeng!
Flashes of red lights and high frequency ear-wrenching sounds! And then… four humongous battle axes materialized! Each one of those things was even taller than an adult person if one place them vertically, and the most noticeable thing was their unique color...
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Golden red!
This was bad news, very bad news. If you were a blacksmith in Online, you would probably know that this is the signature color of the Gods of War, as the weapon has to be made from pure magic gold, and then bathed in mortal blood for a thousand years at least.
Somebody was whispering to one another.
“Human.”
“Humannnn!”
“I see!”
“I see children too!”
“Children!”
“The innocents!”
“Pure bloods”
“Delicioussss.”
“Yum!”
“Indeed”
“Diaminos”
“Eat…”
“EATTT!”
"Feed me!"
“Delishhhhhhhhh”
Oh my, let me tell you this: those were not humans or demons speaking, but actually a conversation between the battle axes.
And this, this was the Minotaur status:
~Status~
Name: Diaminos_Berylium_Labyrinth.
Race: Minotaur Demon
Level: 72
Main job: Tier 2 God of War (All stats except LUK + 200%. PATK, MATK, PDEF, MDEF + 100%).
Side job: Angel Slayer, Security, Professional Butcher, General, Hunter, Fallen, Hamburger Chief, Massage Therapist, Personal Trainer of Hell, Terminator, Insect Repeller...
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Parameter
HP: 151310 MP: 21480 Stamina: 129925 Hunger: 100 PATK: 63731 PDEF: 17108 MATK: 37881 MDEF: 21480 Critical damage: 100% Speed: 2280 STR: 4277 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) AGI: 2280(+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point) INT: 2148 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point) VIT: 5427 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point) LUK: 735
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Skill:
Bloodlust. Rage. Killing Streak level 20. Hardened Scale level 8. Enhanced Senses level 10. Detection level 6. Physical Resistance level 8 Magic nullification - Medium. Battle Axe Arts level 10. Regeneration level 10. Deflect. Strange Magic. Enhanced Muscle Growth level 10+++++. Madness Enhancement level 10++. Addict. High Speed Thinking level 3.
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Title
Muscle King (+50% Regeneration Speed, + 100% HP, - 10*level INT) Death Bringer (+0.1 PATK and MATK per kill made in the past 100 years. (Must be level 10 and above). Current: + 16401.432) Life Devourer (gain STR equal to 1% STR of the creatures eaten in last 10 days (Must be level 10 or above). Current: +719 STR) Immortal Legend (Immune to instant death effect. +100% Regeneration speed.) Siscon (Gain soul link ability. Cannot be unequipped.)
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Soul link - Elisa_Berylium_Labyrinth.
-Flashback-
Lying on his own puddle of blood, ShadowHeart reached out his hand towards what used to be a tiny bery fairy girl. The girl was now dead, he was certain of it. There was no way she could survive that. That slash, the battle axe went right through the girl’s body like hot knife went through butter. Even though that girl used her own body to shield him, it was not nearly enough. The weapon cut down both, simultaneously. And then, the Minotaur grabbed ShadowHeart’s hair, threw him, or only the upper half of his more exactly, slamming it hard into the trunk of a random tree dozens meters away.
The battle was over. He didn’t even have the slightest chance at all. There was no way the twos can beat that monstrosity.
“Eli… please… I... ”
ShadowHeart used all the strength left in his body just to produce a couple of incomprehensible words through the mouth of his. He called out to the girl, but it was in vain as she couldn't hear him anymore.
“No…. no…”
The man was still reaching out desperately, even to the point of refusing death. But, what could he do now?
Nothing.
His HP had reached 0, and all that was left, was just seconds before the cold spread over into his brain and take his consciousness away.
“E...li…”
The Minotaur approached. It stared at the fallen man, dead-eyed. “Cockroach,” it said, and then tapped its battle axe onto the ground.
Thud.
The whole dungeon vanished in the blink of an eye, along with the corpse of that bery fairy girl.
But just right after that moment…
“Yo! We meet again!”
Out of nowhere, ShadowHeart heard the voice of an old friend that he met when he was just a little kid.
“Death…” he muttered to greet it.
“Good grief! What a disappointment. How dare you die that early my lovely pet? I’m not planning to gather your remaining half this soon ya know?”
“Please…”
“Hmmm… nope! I know what you’re trying to say, but I can’t do that!”
“Anything… take anything!”
“Easy, you don’t have anything left.”
“I… I can’t die now!”
“No, you can, and you will right after … hmmm, where did I put my watch…”
“No... No...”
“Aha! 10, 9, 8…”
“Stop… ”
“Just give up. You time is over. 6... 5...4”
“No… You can’t do this… ”
“3… 2…”
“No… Wait… Wait!!!”
“Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...”
“WAIT! Exscindo... EXSCINDO!”
Suddenly, the counting stopped.
“Just… what did you say?”
“Exscindo... The vampires... I know where it is...”
“Ahhhh…”
“Please… I can get it back… ”
“Hmmmmm… you cheeky brat...”
“Y-yes?”
“Alright alright! You won! Let’s make a deal now. But…. hmmm... I can only give you five minutes… no... two minutes. I can’t bend the rules of the Universe for too long you know?”
“That… is enough.”
“Good luck.”
Snap!
And then, with just a snap of Death’s finger, ShadowHeart opened his eyes. His status now… HP: 0.00000000000000000120!
0.00000000000000000119...
0.00000000000000000118...
ShadowHeart reached into his pocket.
A necklace...
“Teleport…” he whispered.
Whewww!
Just like that, in just seconds, his vision changed. The whole forest area surrounding him turned into what seemed to be the inside of a modern facility.
A lab.
ShadowHeart saw a girl in white lab coat.
“What?” the girl startled. “Wait… EASY!?”
“E...mily…
“Oh my god! What happened!?”
“Sis...ter… ”
“Oh no… no! Hey! Easy! Hang in there! Easy! EASY!...
“...”
“Please stay! Stay with me!... Death! Death’s Artifact!...
“…”
“Please work! Please...!
...
"Sanguineus!”
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