《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 7: I won't eat no shit!
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I raised my head, looked at Meetty in the eyes.
Then looked down.
Then looked up.
Then looked down.
Then looked up.
Then down again, at the green thingy in front of me.
“Seriously?”
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!” Meetty said.
“You want me to eat this?” I pointed at the thing, looked up.
“Eat! Don’t be shy, it’s delicious!”
"Heh? It’s green you know? Green means poison you know?'
“Eat!”
"No no no no. You’re crazy, little girl. This thing is NOT edible!"
I then looked up at Meetty again, desperately tried to deliver my encrypted message by blink blink me eyes. But sadly, she couldn’t understand it.
“Riku! The bunny doesn’t want to eat the cabbage!!!” Misty shouted.
"What? Garbage? Why the hell do you want me to eat garbage? Are you insane?"
“Oh no!” Meetty then gasped. “What are we supposed to do?”
"What to do? Come on!" I pulled my ears in frustration. "Just give me some real food!"
Riku then put a very weird thing in front of me. "What about this?"
Hmm...
This is… white?
And round?
Is this a ...?
“Eat, bunny, eat this!”
The thing didn't look that bad, so I decided to try.
O-ok…
Maybe this is fine ... i guess?
It’s white, then no poison…
I thought so, and slowly approached the thing with caution.
Sniff sniff...
Oh hell I was wrong!
“NO!” I shouted and kicked the thing away. "This is NOT a brain!"
"You liars!
"LIARS!!!
"LIARRRRRRRS!!!"
“Oh no! Not the cauliflower!!!”
"What? What flower? This is NOT a flower! Flowers are colorful you know?"
Arghhh!!!!!
What’s with these two idiots!?
How come there are no fucking human with a normal brain?
“No… The bunny won’t eat anything… what do we do?” Meetty then asked Riku the same question as before.
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I reached my limit.
"Oh for fuck sake! Just give me some real food! I was a Demon Lord you know? I’d rather die of starvation than eating shit!"
“Riku ....” Meetty looked at Riku with a sad face. Riku then for unknown reason, poked my belly.
“Ouch! What the hell?”
“Hmmm... maybe…” she squinted her eyes.
"Huh? Maybe what?"
“...he is sick?”
"What? No no no no…" I shook my head, but they didn't notice.
“Oh no! You’re right! He might be sick!” And they convinced themseves the wrong way!
"No! I am not sick!"
“Let’s take him to the doctor tomorrow!”
"Heh?
"No! I refuse!"
“Yeah! Let’s visit doctor BIZARRE!”
"What? Doc what?"
“Yeah! Doctor BIZARRE is good!”
"NO! He’s NOT good! He has this strange name ... and it's all capitalized!"
“Don’t worry little bunny, doctor BIZARRE is awesome!”
"NO! I'm telling you! He is not! HE - IS - NOT!"
“And he will cure your illness and you will be healthy again!”
"Nooooo..!"
"NooooooOOOOOOO!"
I screamed and fought with all my might to get away. But unfortunately, those girls were stronger.
"Help me…" I seriously cried.
Following that, after torturing me with all kind of shit, the two little morons put me inside a cage so I couldn’t run. I then thought about the doctor and instantly shivered. "Shit. What's with that fucking dangerous name?"
My life was on the line.
Now I have to break this damn cage open and get the hell out of here!
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