《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Kawaii_Story_Bot's collection.
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This chapter contains the information about Online, and I will be placing this as the first chapter so that people can find it easily.
I will be commenting every time I add something new to it.
WARNING: Spoilers!
Protips
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If you’re a girl, never go goblin hunting. Beware of Crimson Demons. They can use explosives. Beware of the dragon loli who wants to sell you drugs. You shouldn't fly to Mordoor. Magical girls class have the lowest Luck. Assassin class doesn't need Strength. () ()
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(,(")(") It’s always a good idea to carry a secondary weapon. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start. Caucoeast is located East of the Cauconus Empire. Rate up is a lie. If you die in real life, you also die in the game. Cuffs are unbreakable items. Don't eat yellow snow. Necromancers are afraid of dogs. One hundred blueberries a day keeps the doctors away. Greed may not be good, but it’s not so bad either. -Hiromu Arakawa- You can't eat Dungeon monsters, you can only eat the "meat item" dropped from them. Demons and Angels are creatures of the spirit realm. They need a living vessel to descend onto the world. In Online, "World update" happens every ten years, to fix the bugs and make the system more balanced. Dwarves are addicted to digging.
Races
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Grass rabbit
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They are low leveled rabbits that can be found all over the Online world. They are short and small, and the normal one can fit just right inside a human’s palm.
However, Thunder_xXx_Thunder is an exception. He is very big, nearly tripled the normal size of other grass bunnies. If he stands up straight, his head can reach the average human knee height.
Grass bunnies are often hunted for their fur and meat. Their feet can also be used to make low level Luck accessories.
Stat gain average: 0.5 STR, 1 AGI, 0.5 INT, 1 VIT, 1 LUK and 5 free points per level.
Race skills:
Level 1: Quick feet. Level 12: Cuteness overload.
Evolution:
Unknown.
No grass bunny with level higher than 15 was found, so at the moment, we know nothing about the higher level race skills, or evolution forms.
Humans
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They are creatures with wide range of level that can be found all over Online. They used to be called “Homo sapiens” in the old times, but then changed because of racism. However, creatures of the dark, such as demons, still called them “Homo”, as a way of mocking.
As the human race populated and their technology advanced, they explored and conquered many new lands, and also waged war with many other races.
They think they are the smartest and the most successful race.
But is it true? As many monsters, especially demons, think of them as stupid and pathetic creatures, with many flaws and existed just to serve the purpose of an unlimited food source.
Stat gain average: 3 STR, 2 AGI, 5 INT, 2 VIT, 1 LUK and 15 free points per level.
Race skills:
Level 1: Stats boost low. Level 20: Stats boost medium. (Replaces Stats boost low) Level 50: Stats boost high. (Replaces Stats boost medium) Level 100: Enlightenment.
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Evolution:
None. White lion
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Evolved from Grass Lion at level 20.
In Online, the Lion race is known as "The king of the forest". Its members are the most powerful and prideful ones among all beasts.
At level 20, just like any beast, a lion can evolve. Interestingly, the lion race has different evolution colors depending on one's sex life.
Leon was white because he was a virgin.
After the level 20 evolution, a beast will gain a skill called [Anthropomorphize]. This skill allows beast to transform into creatures with humanoid traits, known as Anthro. With this form, a beast can use weapons, wear clothes, armors and learn different combat skills.
[Anthropomorphize] also gives the beast the ability to have conversations with human. However, the major of beasts dislike humans, and thus they refuse to talk in human language.
Stat gain average: 4 STR, 3 AGI, 3 INT, 4 VIT, 2 LUK and 10 free points per level.
Race skills:
Level 1: Stun roar Level 12: Instinct Level 33: Ultra instinct (Replaces Instinct)
Evolution:
Silver lion. White Manticore. Unicorn-lion.
Only white lions can become Unicorn-lion.
Jobs
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Mage
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A first tier job.
Mages practice the use of magic, but only at the basic level.
In Online, learning magical combat is harder than learning physical combat. People with low level have very limited MP and very low magical damage output. Because of this, most beginner mages rely on physical attacks and normal weapons. As a result, it is not uncommon for a mage to have Sword Art, Spear Art or any other physical combat skills. There are also many mages who give up their way of magic and go for another jobs instead.
Unlocking condition:
Have basic knowledge of magic.
Stats correction:
MATK + 10%; MDEF + 10%; max MP + 20%; + 1*level to INT
Second-tier jobs derived from Mage:
Wizard, Priest, Witch, Sorcerer, Spiritualist Elementalist, Necromancer, Magic Swordman, Magic Spearman… etc... Anti mage
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A first tier job.
Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.
Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.
Unlocking condition:
Have basic knowledge of magic.
Stats correction:
MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT
Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:
Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer. Rogue
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A first tier job, not to be mistaken with Thief.
The rogue combat style focuses on speed, stealth and sometimes, traps. Rogues can be both melee and ranged fighters.
The Thief job is very similar to Rogue, but less focused on fighting. Instead, it focused on stealing, lying, deceiving and getting away.
Unlocking condition:
Run very fast.
Stats correction:
PATK + 10%; Speed + 20%; + 1*level to AGI.
Second-tier jobs derived from Rogue:
Bounty hunter, Swashbuckler, Spy, Scout, Ninja, Trap-master... Supporter
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A first tier job.
A supporter plays a very important role in the team. He/she supports teammates with healing, items, wards... whenever necessary.
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The addition inventory space can be very handy, especially in long expedition, or item gathering quests, or a picnic.
Unlocking condition:
Volunteering to be a supporter for the team.
Stats correction:
+ 0.5*level to all stats. +2*level extra Primary Inventory space.
Second-tier jobs derived from Supporter:
Super supporter; Combating supporter; Magic supporter; Item master; Monster lurer... Musketeer
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A second tier job.
Derived from: Gun user.
A musketeer is a person who uses muskets. The secondary weapon choice is often a small sword, or a rapier, because it looks awesome. The power of a musketeer doesn’t only depend on the person’s stats, but also greatly relies on the weapons.
In our story so far, Ilsa is the only one among the kids who unlocked a second tier job. However, we still don’t know why she is using pistols.
So, where’s her muskets?
Well, we will have to wait. It will be revealed in the future chapters.
Unlocking condition:
Be a gun user. Have gun mastery level 5. Own a musket.
Alternative unlocking condition:
Use a musket to kill 100 monsters on the same or higher level.
Stats correction:
PATK + 30%; weapon range + 20%; +1*level to STR, + 1*level to AGI, + 1*level to INT + 50% damage when using muskets. - 50% muskets reloading time. + 25% secondary weapon damage. + 20% bad-ass.
Unique skill: Penetrating shot
Fire a bullet that deals 2x damage and ignore all kind of defense. After that, opponent suffers a -30% PDEF down. Cooldown: 20 seconds. MP cost: 5
Third-tier jobs derived from Musketeer:
Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed. Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs. Assassin.
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A second tier job.
Derived from: Thief
An assassin is a professional killer. He/she is very fast, stealthy and deadly.
The Assassin job stats correction provides huge bonuses to speed and critical damage. However, it greatly reduces many other stats. This makes Assassin a very risky job to have, and difficult to master.
As an Assassin, you become very fragile but also deal so little damage when fighting normally. As a result, assassins don't fight head on, but rely heavily on a particular skill [Assassinate].
This skill is the job's biggest strength, but also at the same time, its deadly weakness.
Thunder_xXx_Thunder unlocked this job when he defeated the level 20 frog. He also put all his stats to STR, but little did he know, only idiots do that.
Unlocking condition:
Be a Thief. Kill 100 people.
Alternative unlocking condition:
Defeating a full HP opponent at least ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people.
Stats correction:
PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage.
Unique skill: [Assassinate]
Passive skill. Cooldown: Three minutes. Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.
Third-tier jobs derived from Assassin:
Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed. Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs.
Status pages
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DemonLord_Floof (Thunder_xXx_Thunder)
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Chapter 5
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Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder
Race: Grass rabbit
Level: 1
Class: None
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Parameter
HP: 15/15
MP: 10/10
Stamina: 25/25
Hunger: 30/100
PATK: 10
PDEF: 2
MATK: 5
MDEF: 5
STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina)
AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK)
INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF)
VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina)
LUK: 5
Free points: 0
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Loot:
Uncommon +5%
Rare +2.5%
Awesome +1%
Oh my god +0.25%
Legendary! +0.005%
What-the-fuck +0.000%
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Skill:
Demon Lord Seal.
No poop no pee.
Quick feet.
Chapter 15
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Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder
Race: Grass rabbit
Level: 11
Job: Assassin
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Parameter
HP: 535/535 MP: 110/110 Stamina: 530/790 Hunger: 90/100 PATK: 309 PDEF: 50 MATK: 30 MDEF: 25 Critical damage: 320% STR: 55 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) (UP!) AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point) INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point) VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point) LUK: 35
Free points: 5
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Loot:
Uncommon +35% (1*LUK) Rare +17.5% (0.5*LUK) Awesome +7% (0.2*LUK) Oh my god +1.75% (0.05*LUK) Legendary! +0.035% (0.001*LUK) What-the-fuck +0.004% (0.0001*LUK)
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Skill:
Demon Lord Seal. No poop no pee. Quick feet. Stick Arts level 3. Assassinate.
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Title
Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF) True Hero (+10 VIT) Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage) One-punch man (+20% PATK) What the fuck user (+20 LUK) Leon
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Chapter 21
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Name: Leon
Race: White Lion
Level: 23
Job: Bodybuilder (+20% STR, + 20% VIT, +10% PATK, + 20% PDEF, -10% Speed).
Side job: Claw-user.
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Parameter
HP: 3457/4304 MP: 1130/1130 Stamina: 5347/7283 Hunger: 46/100 PATK: 1658 PDEF: 636 MATK: 565 MDEF: 565 Critical damage: 200% STR: 265 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) AGI: 117 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point) INT: 113 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point) VIT: 128 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point) LUK: 69
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Skill:
Stun Roar. Instinct. Anthropomorphize. Body hardening (Part). Claw Arts level 4. Sword Arts level 2. Steroid overload. Regeneration.
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Title
Bodybuilding addict (+5% STR + 5% VIT - 5% AGI - 20% Speed) Attempted vegan (+5 VIT.) Dangerous monster (+5% PATK) Beautiful hair (+20% love meter filling speed) Loner (+20% VIT, +20 LUK, -50% love meter filling speed)
Game mechanics
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Melee physical damage calculation
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PATK (attacker) x AMV x critical damage (If proc) - PDEF (defender) x DMV
PATK:: Physical attack. AMV: Attack multiplier value. PDEF: Physical defense. DMV: Defense multiplier value.
AMV and DMV are random values ranging from 0 to 2, depend on how strong the attack is made or how strong the defense barrier is.
Maps
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Cauconorth
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Illustrations
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Floof in realism art.
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Floof in Demon Lord mode
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Floof watching a lady bug.
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Leon the White Lion
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