《The Adventures of Nick Cage》Book 3: Chapter 1: First, no Second Contact?
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Book 3: Chapter 1: First, no Second Contact?
After a night of re-education, Maya, Solaria, and Lily finally came back to see Nick sitting in a corner and Ruby with a smug look on her face.
Nick finally takes a look at the four girls and realizes that Ruby and Lily don’t have an epic costume yet.
Hum… Should I make them one too? Wait no, that’s a horrible idea! They are already too good looking, just imagine if they had actual power to go with it! Only Maya and Solaria are safe for now. –Nick
“Okay girls let’s start our journey! By the way, where is Voarag?” –Nick
It was at this point that Nick noticed a blushing Maya and the little ‘cat’ snuggled in her arms. This caused him to give her a look that said, what the fuck are you doing.
“Well we needed someone to carry our bags so I snuck back and took Voarag with us.” –Maya
“What about interspatial rings?” –Nick
“Fine! He’s snuggly and I wanted to show him off! Any problems?” –Maya
“No no, no problems at all! Let’s go! I know where the first direction is so we can teleport there, Voarag are you able to find your way back here if we teleport far away?” –Nick
“Yes, dragons never get lost, we always know where we are and where we have been.” –Voarag
“Excellent! Let’s group up and go!” –Nick
MASS TELEPORT! –Nick
Their destination of course is the ugly blue fat aliens that kidnapped Nick long ago. But this time Nick has come prepared!
“Nick honey, why are you wearing those hideous looking goggles?” –Solaria
“My eyes hurt and these block all light spectrums, I’ll take them off later.” –Nick
“Then how do you plan to see? Even with my enhanced vision I cannot make out your eyes at all!” –Solaria
“I’m practicing my Aura sense!” –Nick
“Leave it a lone dear, he clearly is concerned about his curse and rather not see anyone on his trip.” –Ruby
“Fufufufu, some things never change.” –Maya
“What’s going on, and where is this place? Why is everything blue and half finished like it was ugly recently but someone decided to decorate it like decorations I saw back on Earth, are all aliens weird like those from Earth?” –Lily
“No idea, don’t care, let’s get through this hallway and prepare to fight, no clue what has changed since the last time I ran away from here. I mean, I am good friends with the Queen!” –Nick
Then without waiting for them to say another word, Nick started walking down the once previously hideous hallway. Of course Nick cannot see that and has no clue that things have changed dramatically from the last time he was there. Curious that only Lily commented on it, the other three girls have seen enough sci fi movies to know aliens have weird tastes and thought nothing of it.
It must be noted that even though the walls are still the same ugly blue, the decorations are all from Earth! Clearly someone was tired of all the shit the fat fuckers used for decoration and used their knowledge of Earth to redecorate!
Finally, Nick and crew gets to the end of the hallway where an elaborate door awaits. Nick not being able to see it and only sensing a door in front of him, simply kicks it open without a second thought and barges into the throne room.
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“I’m baaaaaack!” –Nick
*GASP*
Well, there are a lot of people in the throne room after all, it is the place where nobles and others meet and discuss things or so they say.
“Nick is that you? Have you finally returned to me?” –Alien Queen
“Though your voice sounds different, are you the same Queen that I helped get on the throne? You never did tell me your name.” –Nick
“Yes it’s still me, but you won’t get me name… until later.” –Alien Queen
*SHUDDERS*
Nick does not know why, but he felt cold all of a sudden, and since he has tons of enchantments and is normally immune to the cold, that made him scared!
“Buahahahahahahaha!” –Ruby
“Hey, what’s funny?” –Nick
“Take off your goggles and you will understand…” –Ruby
“Don’t be mean Ruby, though she is exotic, even I am feeling a little threatened.” –Maya
“I’m confused, Solaria tell me what is going on.” –Nick
“Well you see, these Queen of yours is very beautiful and exotic looking… It’s inevitable Nick, just take off your goggles.” –Solaria
Fuck! How is this possible! Betrayed by my own wives! –Nick
“Before I take my goggles off. What the fuck? How can you possibly be beautiful now? I know you were not fat like the others, but you were still… you!” –Nick
“You know the answer to that already Nick, I was one of the few lucky ones that evolved, which is why I’m still Queen and not some other fat fucker as you are so apt to name them. Oh how I love the English language, I even made it the standard language here on Avoia (name of planet) and even took all your decorations to remake this place!” –Alien Queen
“Nick? Can I keep her? She is so cute and fluffy, I must haves her!” –Lily
“*SIGH* Fine you win!” –Nick
And with that Nick finally takes off his goggles and stores them in his ring. What he saw next left him drooling however.
Oddly the Queen is still short, only about 5’2” now and still blue, but the similarities end there! There is only one word to describe her… Nekomini!
Yes! She looks like a blue panther girl with a cute blue tail and cat ears! *DROOLS* Most even missed the fact that she had nice C cup breasts with legs and thighs that were literally out of his world.
Ignoring all the others in the room, which by the way up to this point were just looking on as these weird humanoids were talking (remember only Ruby looks normal).
“Mine! I MUST HAS!” –Nick
Nick then rushes to the Queen and lifts her up so he could snuggle with her. The snuggling then turned into kissing and the kissing into petting. Finally someone in the room yelled for them to get a room and the Queen finally stopped what she was doing to do just that.
It must be noted that by this time Lily had already taken off her clothes and started playing with herself as well as Maya and Solaria. Succubus must feed on lust any chance they get after all.
Eventually Nick and the Queen ran off to find a room. This made Ruby *SIGH* as she had to use magic to drag the three horny girls and follow along. Soon enough they were in a room that was fit for a Queen! Unlike the main hallway, the bedroom was fully decorated and even had other colors than blue! There was even black and white!
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As soon as they got to the room, Nick and the Queen were instantly naked and on the bed rutting away like rabbits. Ruby at this time finally let’s go of the three hopeless girls which started a wave of lust to emit from Lily that caused the entire city to be caught up in it.
This day would later be known as the Week of Conception and would later become a yearly holiday where everyone got together and fucked like rabbits. It was because of this one act that this world wasn’t later destroyed by the system since the ones with the most energy where the male supers, and they made the rounds around the entire planet leaving their seed everywhere!
It appears that the power of a succubus while on a planet that has no access to magic, is real! Even Ruby, who really didn’t want to get in the middle of a 5-some, joined in! Once Nick claimed his new wife and the curse finally finished activating, he was back to his senses and could finally enjoy his wives properly.
“So new wife of mine, what is your name?” –Nick
“Hum… I suppose in English it would sound like Cloessemtae. You can just call me Chloe instead (thank Nick).” –Chloe
“Okay Chloe, meet my other wives, Solaria, Maya, Lily and Ruby. Now it’s time the five of you saw my new technique!” –Nick
SHADOW MANIPULATION! –Nick
Nick then grew a multitude of shadow tentacles and used them to scratch his back. Wait no, that isn’t what happened! He used them to pleasure his five wives while simultaneously plowing into each orifice. This is the main reason that Lily let out so much lust! Not only was she being pleasured by many shadow tentacles, but she was also feeding off the life energy of the five others in the room that were also getting pleasured. Then eventually the whole Castle then City, all of it feeding Lily and making her stronger which then caused her to have a bigger area of influence! To call the whole affair crazy, would be an affront to crazy things, as there is no word to truly describe what happened.
7 days. That is how long the whole thing lasted. 7 days of lust filled fucking that affected everyone everywhere! Finally Lily passes out from an overdose and the lust starts to vanish. This is the only reason more people didn’t die. Of course a bunch of normal males died as males are just not meant to let out that much life essence at once, no females died during this as they are stronger than men and can have sex for months straight without stopping. Fortunately the males that were supers stayed alive or else Avoia would be in bad trouble!
After spending the next 3 days recuperating with food and sleep, Nick finally got to the point of his visit.
“Okay Chloe, though that was VERY fun, I’m here for another reason!” –Nick
“What do you wish to know?” –Chloe
“When we last spoke you talked about Class 1 and 2 planets and how you had reached Class 2 even without evolving. I’m guessing you are still Class 2 even after evolving?” –Nick
“Yes we are Class 2 and will stay that way until someone has a breakthrough. We have no intention of activating the system with the second Monument, so we should be safe so long as enough people evolve over time.” –Chloe
“Okay, our planet passed the first test and evolved like 2 more times, explain the Classes after 2 please.” –Nick
“Well, Class 3 is a world with what most call Demigods that can pretty much do whatever they want. That is the only difference between a Class 2 planet which can hold mortals and a Class 3 planet. If you can reach that level without activating the second Monument within 100 years then the second Monument won’t activate. You then have 1000 years to reach a Class 4 planet where Gods roam and then you are mostly safe from the system. No one knows how much time between the next step happens but any planet that made it that far usually succeeded. Though I only personally know of a few such planets.” –Chloe
“So basically Earth is now a Class 4 planet is what you are telling me.” –Nick
“Huh? When I last saw you about 6 months ago, you were only a Class 2, what happened?” –Chloe
“Well me and a few others are Gods by now so we are Class 4. We also only have less than 6 months to reach Class 5 or we lose our planet. Though we have found a way to escape the system and thus survive, but we don’t want that!” –Nick
“How could you find a way to escape the system? That’s impossible!” –Chloe
“We have help from the beings above God rank but from a different universe.” –Nick
“That… might just work. Now that you have this knowledge what do you need?” –Chloe
“Location of Class 5 planets! Or at least information of the rank above God.” –Nick
“Well that may not be easy, I can send you to a Class 4 planet nearby but knowledge above that is forbidden to those of us that are weak.” –Nick
“Voarag! Where are you?” –Nick
The door to the bedroom opens and in walks a little scaling cat with wings and horns.
“Here master.” –Voarag
“Chloe here has the location of our next stop. Are you coming with us Chloe?” –Nick
“I cannot right now, it would be forbidden for me to even go to a Class 4 planet. If you survive this ordeal after 6 months then come get me, I don’t wanna be stuck on this planet for long.” –Chloe
“Okay give the information to Voarag and I promise to come back after this is all over and get you. Ruby give her a ring so she can find us in an emergency.” –Nick
“*SIGH* Here is another ring, but it only has teleport talismans, no more other free magic! And she only gets this because she is a sister-wife and may need to teleport to us at any given time. Be careful dear, you may teleport to the other universe with Nick’s other wives, you have enough talismans though so that isn’t an issue. If you see the others just tell them you are Nick’s wife and all will be fine.” –Ruby
“Alright let’s go, time is ticking!” –Nick
Thus Nick and four of his wives once again went to depart, only this time they had to use the space dock and mount Voarag to do it. Once that ridiculous process was done (They didn’t believe that the little cat was a spaceship and thus argued that it was impossible to go through an airlock like that, fortunately Nick is very persuasive), they finally made it out into space safely with Voarag growing to his full form of a few miles long and he started flying off in the correct direction, whatever that is.
“Hey Voarag, how far away is this Class 4 planet anyways?” –Nick
“It should take about 4 months at my current speed, I’m only a Saint ranked dragon so I am very slow.” –Voarag
“I guess it is time for us to train, by the time we get there I expect all of us to be at the God rank so we don’t just up and die instantly!” –Nick
“Fine, I haven’t trained in a few centuries so this should be fun.” –Ruby
“I’m close to a breakthrough, I just need to consolidate all that life essence I just got and I should make it.” –Lily
“Will be easy, Aura plus cheats equals God rank.” –Solaria
“What she said.” –Maya
“I don’t know what is next so I will meditate on it and hope I can gain some insights into it, this could make our trip short if I can reach it and figure out how to use the power to stop the system.” –Nick
And thus a month long journey full of training commenced.
Alice’s POV
What the fuck is this place? And who are these cute girls around my age? Before I could muse any further, the cute one with dimples and freckles spoke up.
“Hi, welcome to Zeus, this is the tutorial that works like a VRMMO for those new to this world. Wait a second, you aren’t an immortal… how did you get here?” –Sally
“Well um… I was accepted as a Champion of some Trickster God and he was to send me to this new world where I could train and do some War thing he kept rambling on about. But I was not expected to come here first, he never mentioned a tutorial or anything like this.” –Me
“Wow, had no clue other Gods were sending people here, well this is the tutorial and you are here so you might as well get all the same benefits as everyone else that came here.” –Sally
Then Sally told me about the world that she renamed Zeus since the world is an alternate Earth only it’s Jupiter or some shit, also how Zeus is just Jupiter or whatever I don’t care. At least she told me how to see my status and other skills, and after I killed the cute little rabbit with a horn I gained the skill to cultivate and analyze and was even able to max out the ranks and tons of knowledge flooded me.
I made me wonder about any other skills I had so I stopped the training short just to see them.
“Wait, before I got here I was already a champion and had some skills, I’m going to see what I have now that I can analyze and cultivate. Show status and skills.” –Me
*DING*
STATUS WINDOW!Name:Hyu Arisa (Alice)Age:16Race:HumanAlignment:GoodLevel:10Mana:1950Titles:Champion of TrickeryStrength:95Vitality:95Dexterity:95Concentration:95Intelligence:95Wisdom:95Unlocked Affinities:DarkStat Points:62
SKILL LIST!
Active Skills:Analyze (level 10)
Cultivation (level 10)
Stealth (level 1)[table]Passive Skills:Dark Spell Mastery (level 1)
Magic Mastery (level 1)
Mana Manipulation (level 1)
Mana Control (level 1)
Dual Dagger Mastery (level 1)
“Wow your skills are not bad at all! You also have 62 points left, you should master your last 6 skills. You must have killed some nasty guys before coming here.” –Sally
“Thanks for the advice, but how did you see my blue screen? I didn’t share it. Also what happens next?” –Me
“I’m what the inhabitants of this world, well at least those on the Demon Continent, call the Goddess of Wisdom, so obviously I can see the blue screens as I am the blue screens! Though it seems a few other Gods have power on the system, I will have to look into it. Also if there is some Champions War coming up then I need to stop intercepting people randomly so this doesn’t happen. I like you so I gave you the necessary skills to win, but that is only because you remind me of someone… otherwise I would have just sent you on your way as now that I check your destination, it is not on the Demon Continent at all! And only two of the people I follow are on this new Continent, so I’m going to follow you as well!” –Sally
“That Is a mouthful, so what does that mean for me now?” –Me
“For now I’m going to send you to the spot you were supposed to arrive, fortunately only a few moments have passed. Be sure to cultivate in the new world, once you make a mana core life will make more sense. And if you need help just call on me, you can call me blue screen or Sally as I’ll respond to both! Have fun and good luck!” –Sally
And just like that the world went black again, then slowly went white, but this time instead of a bright sunny field, I was in a dirty dark alley in the middle of a town. It is also night time, but that makes sense as it was night time back home before I left, it seems the other place was just an imitation world or something.
I also feel so much more powerful now that my magic is at the godly rank, same with my daggers. Too bad I only have the one dagger I took off that rapist fucker before I was sent here. But before I was able to think any further, a door opened in front of me.
“Are you it? The one for training?” –Old man
‘Say yes, this is the one I sent you to for training. Though you are like 3 seconds late, but that is no matter, humans don’t care about such short periods of time.’ –Loki
“Uh, yes?” –Me
“Good come in here, your training in the ways of the dark start now!” –Old man
Then I was quickly shoved in a room and forced to get cleaned and changed into some dark black robes. I was even given a single dagger, fortunately I still had my other one so now I had a set and could instantly feel myself grow much stronger, as if only having one dagger wasn’t enough and two was necessary to fight.
“Your first training is to survive to the end.” –Old man
Then I was thrown into another room that was pitch black but felt like a hallway. That means I must get to the other side, but I’m no fool, I’m doing some type of rogue, thief, or assassin training, a dark hallway is clearly full of traps and other things.
I figure now is a good time to ask for help.
“Um… blue screen? Sally? Any chance you can explain what the fuck I am supposed to do or help me out here? I’d rather not die.” –Me
Looks like a training room for assassins, tons of traps along the way, one would need the detect trap skill, the disarm trap skill and night vision.
“Fuck that sounds hard, how do I gain these skills?” –Me
*DING*
Skills Unlocked: Detect Traps, Disarm Traps, Night Vision
‘I like to cheat you know, my father says cheating is the only way to success. So if you need a skill just ask. Also you can talk to me in your head without shouting, you never know who is listening.’ –Sally
‘Oh uh thanks, but though I can see a little bit, my skill level is too low!’ –Me
‘All the traps are low level, just put those two points into Night Vision then disarm the traps, you will gain experience doing that and level up the skills. Champions can still level up skills unlike Heroes so you are lucky, Heroes can only get stronger by killing.’ –Sally
‘Roger that.’ –Me
So I put two points in night vision and noticed that I could see near perfectly. And also there were faint glowing areas which signified traps I supposed.
‘Who are you mumbling too anyways? No one can save you here, you must learn on your own and become strong!’ –Loki
‘Hush you, and what about this task I was supposed to do anyways?’ –Me
‘Finish this test and complete the training and you will be worthy enough to find out.’ –Loki
‘Fine, now leave me alone, I got traps to disarm.’ –Me
‘Hohoho, girl has spunk, and she already knows there are traps here, this one is a good choice!’ –Loki
Even though I know that last statement wasn’t for me, this guy was talking so loud that even I heard it!
So I went to work on the traps, the first few would go off but since I could see them I was able to avoid them, eventually I was able to disarm the first one.
*DING*
Skill Upgrade: Disarm Trap (level 1 > level 2)Skill Upgrade: Detect Trap (level 1> level 2)
After that things got easier and after 5 hours I made it to the end leveling up both disarm trap and detect trap to level 4 and even Night vision to level 5. After opening the door and leaving the place I am met again with the Old man.
“Impossible! Not even a scratch! No one has passed this test in 5 hours, hell the best genius still took 5 days!” –Old man
“The weak have no place to compare with me.” –Me
Not sure why I said that, but it felt right, as if it was my true personality coming out.
‘Hehehehe, you are just like her! I hope you meet her soon since you are on the same Continent!’ –Sally
‘What do you mean?’ –Me
‘No worries, I’ll tell you about it later when the time comes, just stay safe and keep training!’ –Sally
“Well you passed the test and can now train to become an Assassin, but you will not be fully accepted until you finish the training!” –Old man
Then I trained my ass off for the next month learning how to use my mana manipulation to strengthen my body and how to use two daggers as if they were a part of my body. I was not able to use any level 10 abilities as my mana wasn’t strong enough, but after cultivating for a full month I finally had a breakthrough and reached the immortal rank. This gave me enough mana to cast all my spells and use all my abilities. Oddly enough I did not learn any new skills in this month but I did get Night vision to level 9 and the trap skills to level 7 which is unheard of I’m told. But since I’m a Champion I figure it is easy for me, especially since I can just kill something and max them out at any time.
Tomorrow is my last day before I can finally find out my mission. Sally talks a lot but isn’t annoying like Loki is, he finally told me his name but I already knew it since I’m not a retard, I told Sally all the information I knew and she said she can finally see the other Gods and their Champions and to be careful not to meet any of them before the final War which is now 5 months away. Before sleep I’m going to check out my new stats and skills.
“Show status and skills.” –Me
*DING*
STATUS WINDOW!Name:AliceAge:16Race:HumanAlignment:GoodLevel:10Mana:120,000Titles:Champion of TrickeryStrength:2000Vitality:2000Dexterity:2000Concentration:2000Intelligence:2000Wisdom:2000Unlocked Affinities:DarkStat Points:0
SKILL LIST!
Active Skills:Analyze (level 10)
Cultivation (level 10)
Stealth (level 10)
Disarm Trap (level 7)[table]Passive Skills:Dark Spell Mastery (level 10)
Magic Mastery (level 10)
Mana Manipulation (level 10)
Mana Control (level 10)
Dual Dagger Mastery (level 10)
Detect Trap (level 7)
Night Vision (level 9)
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Yes the 6 month deadline will be eaten up quickly by stupid things like travel and training as I keep things fast paced! Next chapter Nick will find some not so nice people and Alice will have to struggle when she finds out her mission and what she has to do to complete it, fortunately she is strong enough to do it.
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