《A tale of Might and Magic [Hiatus/Dropped]》23.5.-MY DICK! and Skills n' shit.
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Artjem POV
We are fucking finally there! Only a little more and we can fuck shit up.
Now before we start, of course there are a few things that need to be mentioned.
For example: Most of us have been leveling our crafts and as such our gear does not suck anymore, not totally. Of course I have the best of the best, 100% Artjem Quality guaranty. A bloody amazing black coat with passing pants and other stuff, amazingly sexy as always, 2 daggers that might not look special but have really high damage numbers, with 2 emeralds embodied in them. Not only does it look better that way,but it also gives additional stats.
What was also very nice of Calvin was that he managed to give all of us some nice jewelry that he himself made, it consist of 2 rings and, a necklace and earrings, but of course I only put an earring in my left ear. I mean, we all know the rule: Woman put them in both ears and man have a choice, the left ear for style and the right ear to tell the others that you like it up the ass. I mean nothing wrong with it, but then again, I would not like to shove a dick up my ass, sooo nope.
So only the left ear.
Ben and Calvin seem to agree with my decision and did the same.
But there was one weird thing though... Calvin for whatever reason did not give Elena any rings... She seemed to be disappointed at him for that and sulked for a while, but then just forgave him. I mean, I do get the reasoning behind it, but... They should just get over it and bone each other. Sigh...
Right now we told the npc's off and were heading towards the dungeon. While we were in a small town, the dungeon was only half a hour away.
The others were discussing their strategy, but I did not really listen. I already told them that I had my own plans.
“... and Artjem... Please, for the sake of whatever might be dear to you... After you succeeded, or not... come back. Don't be stupid and do it on your own.”
I snorted. Who am I to do that? Is my name Artjem or what? “Sure...” I had to hide my smirk.
We just continued walking, they seemed to have a solid plan worked out, so they should be fine...
Behind me I heard something.
The others also seemed to notice and we turned around.
There stood a black clothed assassin. I feel like I have seen him somewhere..
“... Two weeks have passed...”
I looked around. Who was he talking to? “Anyone knows him?” I asked.
The man seemed to be annoyed. “I am talking to you. Rust is expecting you soon, 2 weeks have passed after he moped the floor with you. And believe me, it would be better for all of you to come with me..”
Motherfucker, is he threatening me?
“Listen here you shit...” I was about to teach him a lesson when.
“And what if we do not come with you?” Calvin interrupted me. He walked forward and shove me out of his way by holding my shoulder with a strong grip.
The assassin whose name I never bothered to learn answered. “You misunderstand, I will not do anything, I will just go back and report whatever happens here, but there are a lot others that are also watching you and from my observation none of them wish you any good.”
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I laughed. “Yeah, tell me anything new. Those bitches can come all day long, not gonna be a problem.”
He now seemed to be annoyed. “Ignorance is not a bliss.. .You still don't understand--”
I interrupted him. “Yeah, yeah, whatever. Did you say that you would be reporting back to Rust?” I smirked. “Then come here, I have a message for him. “ I opened the menu and chose the option to take a picture. In my hands a barely visible window opened. From my understanding I just had to point it to whatever I wanted to have a picture of and then it would be done.
Without a second thought I took my pants off and presented my glorious package for anyone to see.
Of course I did not miss the chance to see Elenas and Daisys reaction. Elena only had an amused smirk, which totally did not hurt my barely existing ego at all. Daisy on the other hand blushed furiously and turned away. Hmmm... so cute....
It was sooo tempting to say something like 'It ain't gonna suck itself', but I did not do it. It kind of seemed tasteless, even for me.
So I took the photo of my DICK and gave it to the assassin.
By the way, I was worried how the game would do it, I meant how my nether region would look like, and to my surprise it looked just like I had it when I was so young, nothing to complain about here. 18 centimeter of pure pleasure, bend slightly to the left because I am right handed and was often very bored as a teenager with low self esteem and nobody to ask so that person would take care of it. (or for that matter since I was a teenager and almost ever since, even when I was married.)
So I had to take the problem in my own hand... hehe.
“Tell him please that he is free to... please himself while admiring this wonderful construct of biology. He is also free to make a copy of it so he can go fuck himself with it. I am done with him, there is still the shitty quest so tell the fucker that maybe we will see each other later on. For now, fuck off and leave me alone.”
The man just sighted. “You know, I am almost sorry for you.” And like that he disappeared with the photo of mine.
I shouted for him to hear. “Yeah! Fuck off! Bitchhhh!”
The others were just rolling their eyes and walking away, however I heard someone or something behind me.
“...cunTh...”
Turning around I only saw the summon of Daisy standing there and looking at me.
“The fuck did you just say?”
I came forwards and looked at him with my “U fooking wot m8?” look.
The thing just stared at me dead in the eye and did not seem to want to stop.
“Artjem, the hell are you doing there? Move your damn ass.” Ben shouted back at me.
“Hey, I swear I just heard that fuck talk shit to me!” I pointed my finger at the thing.
Ben just laughed it of. “Don't be ridiculous, summons can not talk..”
For a second I was calm but then I remembered that I already heard him talk. “I swear he can. Hey Daisy, can that fuck talk?”
She just avoided looking at me and stiffly walked away.
About 20 minutes later we entered the dungeon.
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Artjom Boranin:
Skills
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Passive: Your resources are energy points. You have a total of 15 of them. One point regenerates every second.
Stab with your main dagger and cause damage depending on the maximal health of the target and causes bleeding or crippling when hitting weak spots. The second dagger only does 75% of the damage. When hitting weak points it returns energy points.[Weak points vary for every target. Pay attention to armor or scales, most of the times such spots are not that hard to find]
Attacking from behind while invisible with both of your daggers will cause a powerful attack. [Must be a stabbing attack, DUH!]
Unique passive: Illusionist. May alter your own appearance with enough concentration. Energy points may be spent to enchant the effect. One of the hardest skills in the game to use.
Use in combat right now, practically 0.
Blink: Throw your weapon and blink towards its landing spot. Or blinks 7.5 meters to the direction where you are looking at, invisibility afterwards. ( 3 points 30 seconds CD.)
Shadow stab: Stab your enemy with your second dagger. You immediately turn invisible for 3 seconds. ( 4 points )
Hide in shadows: Vanish in stealth and regenerate for 4 seconds a total of 25 % of your maximum health. ( 30 seconds CD.)
Last resort: Choose a spot and mark it by standing there. After that you have a total of 10 minutes where you can blink back instantly. A shadow clone of the user will appear there, may be attacked and will give 10% of the damage to the user. After the places are switched, the clone will stay there for 3 seconds before he vanishes. ( 10 Minutes CD.)
Poison: You may apply 3 different kinds of poisons for 30 seconds on your weapons. A poison that will do additional damage. A poison that will slow the target for 15% of their movement speed. A building up poison that will apply a paralyzed state once enough is build up. (4 points 40 Seconds CD.)
Ultimates:
Certain Death: Turn invisible over the course of 2 or 6 seconds [depends on if the enemy has seen you or if the fight has started, may be used in the beginning of a duel and will only take 2 seconds.] Gain 200% movement speed during your invisibility and 300% attack damage for the first attack. Damage taken during the invisibility and before your attack will also be amplifid by 300%. If the enemy has 10% or less health afterwards, he will die in the next 10 seconds, against bosses 50 % of the damage dealt in the last 10 seconds will be dealt instantly. (10 points 6 minutes CD/3 after a successful kill.)
Shadow Clone: Summon a clone that you can move however you like, must be concentrated on it. Can speak for you and disappear in shadows. 10% damage done to it will go to the user. Needs 3 seconds to disappear. May not attack or do any damage. The user might switch places with it a total of 3 times during its summoning instantly. (15 Points 15 minutes CD.)
Demon killing Arts: Death.
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Titles
Mercies: 12.5% additional damage for the first attack.
Monster Hunter: 10% stat rise against bigger and stronger enemies.
Madman: A rise in stats for up to 10% when your emotions go on a rampage.
Cunt: A horrible human being. No bonuses.
Number 1: Greater fame.
Masteries
Dagger: Master 9. 142% damage from daggers. 14.2% more crit. damage. 1.4% lifesteal
Double handed: Master 8. 134% more attack speed. 13.4% damage from secondary weapon. 1.3% synergy with hand to hand.
Leather armor: Master 2. 43% movement speed. 4,3% to survive a fatal injury. 0.4% of armor into damage.
Hand to hand: Advanced 8. 62% more damage without weapons. 6.2% more crit. damage.
Evade: Master 1. 39% additional damage after successful evasion. 3.9% movement speed. 0.39% chance of negating all damage.
Parry: Advanced 4. 23% additional damage after parrying a melee attack. 2.3% armor penetration.
Penetration: Advanced 7. 5.8% armor penetration. 5.8% less durability loss on weapons.
Benjamin Meier :
Passive: You get 2 hp for every point of might you have and 0.08 point of damage for every point of vitality. You bond with your weapon by stabbing it through your heart and they will receive the blood drinker passive effect on it. Your weapon will drink the blood of your enemies and get stronger. You can receive a bonus of until 25 percent raw damage. 7.5% of all damage you do will heal you. If you attack right after you receive damage the heal will be greater. May also choose to sacrifice the healing for greater damage. Bleeding effects have less effect on you and are greater on your enemies.
You will be hated by all NPC's. May inflict fear, depends on your actions. Your abilities will cost a percentage of your current health.
Chains of blood: Summon chains from your hands and pull the enemy towards you. [ Boss enemies will be able to resist but may be hindered.] (4% current health 25 seconds CD)
Decimate: A mighty swing that deals 150% of your damage and curses your enemy to bleed faster and stronger and those bleeding are 1.5 times longer and can not be closed until they end. (8 % current health 10 seconds CD)
Blood bath: Depending on the amount of enemies you have slayed and the blood you have sprayed on the ground, you may regenerate 20 to 60 % of your health in 2 seconds. (40 seconds)
Blind charge: Charge forward until your first real enemy ( When lover than your level or low vitality/tenacity, they will be pushed back.) and cause a knock back effect for 2 seconds. (6% current health 5 minutes CD)
Battle cry: Cry out loud to inflict fear on your enemies or to make your allies glad they are on your side for 30 seconds. (40 seconds CD.)
Ultimates:
Berserk: After activation you will loose 1 % of your maximum health every seconds, this doubles after every 15 seconds. Get a bonus of 25% raw damage and a total of 25% lifesteal.
The moment you activate it, all living creatures within a radius of 100 meters will look like creatures from hell to you, with no distinguishable features from each other. You will only hear horrible screams and only be able to taste blood. Friendly fire activates. Only when all enemies withing that radius are dead, may this skill be deactivated, however you will not know who is your foe or who is your friend.
Puppet: Control a dead humanoid. When raised will be lvl 1 and must be taken care of. After death may be risen again and will be, again level 1. Puppets are devoid of any life and have only a percentage of their true power, which is not defined. Does not work on bosses. The puppet also gets lifesteal on its own.
Demon killing Arts: Hell
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Titles:
Murderer: The worst possible alignment from the start.
Punisher: Dealing with evil through harsh violence. Feared by criminals. Damage boost against forces of evil.
Number 1: Greater fame.
Daisy Ledger
Passive: You absorb life force from your fallen enemies. A demonic entity accompanies you and listens to every of your command, attacking with 25% of your damage by firing off spheres of darkness. When it dies, it takes a minute for it to reappear. Life force may be sacrificed to strengthen the demon or to be transformed into a shield for yourself.
You attack by summoning orbs of dark energy, it builds up slime, after some time it gets strong enough and explodes, dealing missing percentage health damage(the lower the health, the mere the damages, duh.).
Summon; Azazeru: Main demon.
Cursed grounds: Curse a 3 meter wide circle of your choice in a radius of 15 meters. After a 0,25 seconds delay and all within this circle will be stunned for 2 seconds (Boss monsters will be slowed) and their damage will be reduced for 5 % for 30 seconds. ( Currently 2% mana. 30 seconds CD.)
Swarm: Summon a swarm of small creatures from the underworld. They will pursue their enemy and deal 25% of your damage every second for 6 seconds.. ( Currently 1% mana. 15 seconds CD.)
Summon; Leacher: Create a grotesque being from your own blood and let it fight besides you. It will attack for 12,5 % of your damage and heal you for half the damage done. You may sacrifice the being to heal yourself for 33 % of your missing health. (10% of your maximal health. 60 seconds CD after the second use.)
Swap: Change places with your demon. (Positioning is key, Leacher does not count) (Currently 4 % mana 40 seconds CD.)
Aura of weakness: For every 10% of your maximum health the nearby enemies will receive 1.5% less healing from all sources.
Ultimates:
Azazeru awakening: Lift the seals from your demon to reveal his true might.
Second chance: Resurect a dead friendly target that will fight with you for 2 minutes untill it drops dead again.
Demon killing Arts: Sacrafice.
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Titles:
Uniqum: ?????
Number 1: Greater fame.
Conqueror: ?????
Pure soul: ?????
Demontamer: ?????
Elena Schultz
Passive: Bond with an ally and receive additional 6.25% damage when attacking the same enemy and get 25% more healing from each other. Get enraged status when one of you die, 12.5% more damage. You heal your bond with 5% of your damage done. All spells have additional effects when your bond damages the enemy after your spell hits.
Roots: Summon wines from the ground and lets them hold one enemy in place for 2.5 seconds.
AE:Will slow the enemy down for 10% for 3 seconds ( 6 sec CD.) costs depending
Lightning and variations: Shoot out lightning and build up electricity within him. After 5/10 spells may then unload it for extra damage or a paralyze effect.
Holy Grounds: Makes the ground around you blessed and lets all your allies regenerate 3% of their health for every of the 7 seconds.
AE: Next attack will reduce the enemy's damage for 5% for 10 seconds( 40 seconds CD.)
Deadly blooming: summons a small flower with 50% of your health that whips the enemy and deals low damage but slows it down. Stays as long as not killed. (60 sec CD.)
AE: Heals you for 10 % of your missing health.
Arzangel: You can summon your bond to your position and heal them for 20% of his missing health
AE: Attack the same target within the next 2 seconds and it will be stunned for 2 seconds.
Ultimates:
Engels Blessing: Negates all damage on the blessed target for 5 seconds. ( Currently 20% mana 5 minutes CD)
Kirin: Be the catalyst for a powerful lightning strike that will deal massive damage to a single target. (Currently 7% mana 2 minutes CD.)
Demon killing Arts: Insanity.
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Titles:
Enamored: Obsessed with your loved one, greater synergy and 10% boost when fighting on his side. 20% boost when enraged about his death.
Yandere: Bitch is crazy, May get a bonus of up to 15% from your emotiouns going wild.
Number 1: Greater fame.
Calvin Schultz
Passive: Get a shield of 10 % of your maximum health that will regenerate after 25 seconds after it perishes. Your enemies will be inflicted the status effect burning ( does 5% of your health as true damage.) after they do more than 10% of your current health as damage. Regenerates 5% of your maximal health every 25 seconds, even in combat. Counterattacks do 50% more damage. Able to block damage with your shield. No resources.
Bonded with another player.
Shield strike: Strikes the enemy with all his might with the shield and opens him for a counterattack for 1 second.
Crush: Jump towards an enemy over 10 meters away and crushes him with your mace. Stuns the enemy for 2 seconds and pushes nearby enemies away. Does 10% of your maximal health as damage. (30 seconds CD.)
The wall: Heals you and a nearby ally for 35% of your missing health. (30 seconds CD.)
Stand behind: Jump to an ally and protect it from the next attack. (20 seconds CD.)
Banner: You can summon a banner that will raise the morale of all your allies and raise their attributes for 5% as long as they are near 50 meters of it and either ram it in the ground or carry it with you in one arm. (5 minutes CD)
Ultimates:
Unbreakable Will: Jump high in the air. If there is a ceiling then you might use it to again jump of it to get more power on your way down and deal devastating damage depending on your maximum health and armor. Sends a shock wave over the ground and stuns enemies for 3 seconds while making your allies fly up for a few seconds. (does not mean they will be stunned or interupted. Somehow...)
Heart of Gold: Knee in one place and take all the damage your group takes on your own for the next 5 seconds. If you survive afterwards, then you will be healed for 50% damage done and if it might go over your health, your allies will get accelerated regeneration.
Demon killing Arts: Wrath.
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Titles:
Dominant: When leading the fight and in the middle of it a 10% bonus.
Prideful: Chill down mate... Nothing may take you down. 15% less affected by crowd controll.
Number 1: Greater fame.
AN: This righthere is not polished enough, I admit. It is only to give an idea what the skills are so that if anyone is wondering, he or she can come back and see.
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