《Reincarnation: EVOLUTION.》Chapter 18: LOLZ!
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“Acino eh.”
“W-Wait dear! You are saying that he is your friend? But you are less than a week old!....That means that he also is reincarnated?” (Titania)
“Yes he is.”
“Then why is he so weak?” (Titania)
“It’s because I chose a thief class in the class system….Wait! Dear? And you are less than a week old?!” (Acino)
“Yes she is my wife. And yes I am only few days old.”
“A few days old? Then why are you so tall? And most important….A FEW DAYS OLD AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A WIFE?! You dog you! =D” (Acino)
AHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHA! I like this guy!
Well he is my best friend after all.
“Pfft!” (Titania)
“*Cough*” (Tamamo)
“Yes I do! And I even have a maid! But wait! Let’s continue upstairs. As I don’t think it’s a good idea to have a discussion in the basement with torture devices.”
“Yeah…It would be a good idea.” (Acino)
“Tamamo! Bring out all the booze!!!”
“Yes master!” (Tamamo)
“Wait before that! Come with me for a second Tamamo!” (Titania)
“Eh?” (Tamamo)
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(A few hours later on the first floor of our hero’s….umm vilains house.)
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” (Acino)
“Hahahahah” (Titania)
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“Wait! Wait! Wait! Tamamo did you really try to smash him with the chair?!”
“Y-Yes…” (Tamamo)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
“Hey! Hey! It’s not funny!....Pffft! No sorry it is! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” (Acino)
“Tamamo! If you don’t want to wear that outfit rest of the month then bring out more booze!” (Titania)
That outfit that Titania is speaking about is a maid uniform. Apparently the one who fount Acino was Tamamo. And thought that he is just some intruder and attacked him, and that outfit is her’s punishment.
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“But really I thought that you would already breaking the minds and bodies of this city’s citizens.” (Acino)
“Oh! I will do not only that!”
“Don’t tell me!” (Acino)
“Yess! It’s time for our plans to come true!...Even if I say that in this world we have to revise them completely. As there’s magic here and technology is on the level of middle ages. And guess what I am planning to evolve?”
“Hmm…Seeing that your true form is a varanus, you have necromancy and darkness magic….Are you planning to become some kind of vampire dragon or dracolich? Wait no! Don’t tell me you are planning to become…..”(Acino)
“Yess! I am planning to become a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON DEMONLORD!!!”
“I see…In that case I have a toast!” (Acino)
As he stood up he raised a glass of vodka in one hand and a pint of mead in the other….
“For the world domination!!!” (Acino)
“YEAHH!!!”
He really is your friend….
“He really is your friend….” (Titania)
“He really is your friend master….” (Tamamo)
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“Tell me who is the richest human in the town?”
“I-I w-will not!” (guard)
“That’s what he says.” (Acino)
“Yeah….”
“…...” (Acino)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (guard)
Yes right now we are torturing a guard to get the information on the wealthiest human on this town. It’s bad and immoral? I don’t give a shit! All the riches in this town are ours! They are just not in our pockets jet! And all the living beings in this town are just food and exp for us! They just don’t know that yet!
You are a hypocrite you know that?
No you got it all wrong Evo chan! I am an evil, insane, genius, hypocrite! And I’m proud of it!
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LOL!
(LOL!)
“The forth wall author!” (Acino)
“Don’t, that thing was shattered long time ago.”
(Nope it’s just on vacation.)
“You are crazy author you know that right?”
(OF COURSE I AM!!!)
“LOL!”
“LOL!” (Acino)
LOL!
Ahem…Back to our guard.
“You know it would be easier for all of us if you would just tell everything you know?”
“No! You will kill me anyway! ” (guard)
“True.”
“Yes. It’s true….But this guy is also a necromancer.” (Acino)
“So if you are not willing to speak, then after killing you I will reanimate you in to the zombie. Oi! Dumbass! Come down here right this instant!”
Just mere seconds later my dumb skeleton came down in the basement. Seeing that guards eyes became shocked just to be replaced after a mere second in the most frightened ones.
Oh! Such delicious fear!
“…I-I will talk!” (guard)
“Great start with the name, and I am pretty sure where he lives but you say it anyway.” (Acino)
“His name is Rodo! He lives in the first mansion to the east from the city lords mansion!”
“Good. Now to the next question….” (Acino)
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Congratulations! By torturing and deceiving a guard you have gained a level! You have gained 20 stat points and 15 skill points!
Upgrade necromancy.
You can now control 20 undead. You can now create low tier skeletal golem. Abomination creation changed from weak to lesser.
Good now we must make a plan to infiltrate the rich man mansion!
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Sorry for uploading a chapter so late and making it so short. I shall redeem this by making more than one chapters for the next week!
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