《I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes》I'm BACK
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Guess what, asshats? Andrew Garage is BACK. Why haven't I updated for the last eight months? I was pregnant. Not really but the timeline kinda fits and it sounds way better than saying I was lazy.
So I gave this another read and thought to myself, wow, why the fuck did I drop this and pursue actual literature lmao this is way easier to read and get more likes from fellow degenerates. Showed this masterpiece to my fiance and she told me she regretted getting engaged, but sure was worth it. Surely now that Andrew is in another dimension there won't be any drama and it will all be sunshine and rainbows, right?
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Overture of an Odyssey
Awakened in a dungeon by a voice calling him "Harbinger", Hyx had no recollection of his memories prior to this peculiar situation. There are only two things he remembers, his name and he comes from earth. Facing the countless aberrations of the dungeon, he came to realize he is not on earth anymore. Now faced with such reality filled with dangerous monsters, hostile environments and difficult choices, his humanity and morals will be hanging on a thin blur line between black and white if he wishes to survive. This is a story of a seemingly normal human's transformation into a monster. A tale of a boy's rising among terrors of the foulest. An overture of a tragic and epic odyssey. A/N: This is a novel inspired by japanese light novels and web novels. Also, I'm not really good at English as it is not my first language. I am aware of the grammar mistakes and inconsistency in my writing. Please pardon me for this and by all means, point out any mistakes spotted. I will be grateful for that.
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End of line
Emilie suffers from a devastating leukaemia with all the anxieties and fears associated with her condition.Her boyfriend, a dreamer and adventurer, comes every day to visit her in the hospital.She feels the end approaching and her strength abandons herEric gives her one last gift, a large geode from Tibet.This stone has a secret and a legend.For a short while he managed to make her dry her tears.After a miracle, the family reunited, they are about to radically change their lives because of Emilie's transformation into a beautiful red dragon. Happiness was at their doorstep but another event will make Emilie regret being still alive. Her mother has found the egg and the revenge of a red dragon is terrible.The poor little girl will have to learn what it means to be a dragon.Attention, unheard-of scenes of violence!
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Shades Of The Lion City
[Currently re-planning future of the story] In a post-war world where humans live alongside entities from myths and legends, not every being is willing to exist peacefully alongside humanity. Beasts stalk the wilderness and ruins left by war while dark rituals and deadly curses have become a weekly occurrence in the cities. Enter the Special Hazard Exorcism Unit, a division within the police of Singapore that specializes in such cases. With nearly two-third of its members made up of mages, exorcists, monsters and even the undead, the Shades, as they are notoriously refered to as, are the supernatural solution to any supernatural problem... Disclaimer: All police procedures in this stories are completely fictional and unassociated with the actual police organization of Singapore. Cases in each story are loosely based on actual crimes around the world, some of which will also be occassionally mentioned Episode 1 - The Special Hazard Exorcism (SHADE) UnitEpisode 2 - Grey Team And The Little Bird GirlEpisode 3 - Blood ServantEpisode 4 - Haxe (Ongoing)Episode 5 - (Title pending)
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Games of Galdric
Have you ever thought what would it be to be part of a game? To escape this boring reality and enter a world of adventure?This is the story of a boy whose only dream is to play a VRMMORPG (Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) good enough to make him think that he is in another world.One day he finally gets his golden opportunity when he is accepted in the beta of """"Gambling of the Gods"""" the VRMMORPG that is expected to break the barrier between reality and fiction for once. What he didn't know is that he was going to be part of something much bigger and important: a human experiment that made 200 teenagers involve in a game of death.
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Anger Management
❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance.Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)
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Virus (Antisepticeye and Darkiplier)
{COMPLETED} You wake up in a dark room with a pounding headache. You try to move, but your arms are tied behind your back. Wondering where you are, you cry out for help, but your screams are lost in the darkness. Suddenly, you remember what happened. The earthquake, the creepy laughter, the guy pulling you into the computer. 'Wait, where's Mark and Sean?' You think. The insane giggling rings through the room, but this time, you're not that scared. Only when it gets louder, do you get nervous.You, a female gaming youtuber, make plans to spend a week in Ireland with Sean and Mark, better known as Jacksepticeye and Markiplier, respectively. What none of you realize is that Antisepticeye and Darkiplier have also chosen that week to pay Sean and Mark a visit.
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