《I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes》I'm BACK
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Guess what, asshats? Andrew Garage is BACK. Why haven't I updated for the last eight months? I was pregnant. Not really but the timeline kinda fits and it sounds way better than saying I was lazy.
So I gave this another read and thought to myself, wow, why the fuck did I drop this and pursue actual literature lmao this is way easier to read and get more likes from fellow degenerates. Showed this masterpiece to my fiance and she told me she regretted getting engaged, but sure was worth it. Surely now that Andrew is in another dimension there won't be any drama and it will all be sunshine and rainbows, right?
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The Heavens Shall Fall
A story of a boy who tries to seek his own desires.
8 96Tales From Mirthland: Dr. Entwhistle Wins a Box
A charlatan by trade, "Doctor" Durbin Entwhistle wins himself a mysterious box from a nervous man in a rigged card game. Though unable to open his new prize, Durbin is certain it contains something truly valuable. He doesn't know how right he is. While the good doctor seeks a way to open his box, numerous parties converge around him hoping to steal it for themselves. Even if it means killing Dr. Entwhistle.
8 199THE JOURNEY
Hello my name is Brandon Simonds this is the story of how I made it back home or at least I thought so… It's my first story any comment is good ok.
8 150Shadow's Prey
Haunted and hunted, a misfit team of steadfast friends and new allies must untangle a web of past and shared trauma to stop another god-shattering cataclysm.+++++++++++The gods of Lifrasir are dead, but their legacy lives on in the the war-ravaged land and the loas, people born with the ability to channel an element. The Palamidia, the brutal military force of the Solarian Empire, has brought most under their rule despite resistance from the independent regions.In the blood-soaked Theatre, Kanna fights. She awoke with no memory, but her body knows how to move. How to kill. She buries herself in violent monotony, ignoring the gnawing ache that tells her something is missing. But inside of her there is a dark thing. A feathered thing with teeth that will not be ignored.Haru is light, but he knows the dark. Trapped on all sides by his duty to the Palamidia, he cannot escape the memory of his lost Legatus. But when another is given power over the military, he knows he has to find her. No one, and nothing, will stand in his way.[CW for blood, violence, injury, and themes of abuse]
8 140Star crossed
Amelia Advent's sole objective in life is to make her father Nicholas Advent miserable. He must suffer as much as he made her mother suffer. Her fate disposes of her ambitions as she is forced to marry Antony Bennet. Everyone says he is kind, honest and honourable. But to her, he is arrogant, cruel and an ambitious gold digger. His sharp eyes which miss nothing makes her hot with desire. She knows she can't fall in love with him for he could never love her back. Not when he is still pining for his first love. What does fate have in store for this star-crossed couple? Will they find their 'happily ever after' or were they never meant to be?
8 145MY RAT CULT >:DDDD
Read and find out
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