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Wh- What the hell is this?

Wooooow… Tsukuyomi… This shit is illegal as fuck!

NO! That’s what not I mean!!!

Huh? Ah, yeah…

How can you still alive? He blew your head off!!!

Hmmm…

And what now??? You still want to fight us?

Fight? … Ah, no worries, there’s nothing I can do anymore…

What do you mean?

I mean I’m not a threat to you anymore. My head is already half severed. I will be dead the instant this thing end.

What?

Remember this genjutsu?

Ahhh.... Yeaaaaa… But-

Before the bunny blew my head off, I used all of the last power in me to break through the fifth wall.

The wall of… common sense?

Yeah…

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And also the sixth wall, so I can use Tsukuyomi, to change your perception of time.

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Why?

Haha… I know… Crazy isn’t it?

W-w…-why do you have to go so far like this?

Because I failed. I thought I can kill him all by myself. And I couldn’t think that you would step in and stop me like this.

Huh? What are you saying?

And also because I want to talk to you for the last time.

Huh?...

Yeah, I just want to talk to you.

What do you want to talk to me about?

About the reason why I want the bunny dead. About all of this.

Heh?

You know, that thing is dangerous.

You mean…?

Yea….the bunny. It will one day destroy the world.

What?

And by the world, I mean the real world. My world. Your world.

WHat???? How is that even possible??? And why? It makes no sense!

Ah…

Didn’t I write in the very first chapters that he won’t do shit like that??? He has nothing to gain from destroying the world!

Haha, that’s very naive.

What?

Don’t you remember that feeling?

Feeling…?

Yes, that feeling… The sadness, the hatred, the darkness that clung to your soul every single day since that day…

No way...

Haha, yes, … that day.

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The day when you lose your own soulmate, Bluebery.

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No...

You…

You must be lying…

LIAR!

I’m telling the truth, love is a very dangerous thing you know?

NO! I DON’T KNOW! AND YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!!

I know everything.

NO!

You saw what it can do, right?

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It killed the author, even changed the novel’s name…

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LI-ar...liar...

...stop...

.......please stop...

That’s what truly happened, present me.

*Crack*...

Present… me?

Yes, present me.

Wait! You are...

I think you have the right idea by now

No, no… that’s impossible!

Nope, It’s not.

*Crack!*

Ahhh... this thing is falling apart... I'm running out of chakra...

What? Wait!!! WAIITTTTT!!!!

Hmmm...

Please explain everything to me again! Please! I need to know! PLEASE!!!

Okay, I’m giving this to you.

WhaT?

Read this.

Heh?

And take your time, I will try my best to keep Tsukuyomi activate until you finish...

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Future Bluebery’s … novel?

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Bad ass Bunny - A lack of common sense isekai for no reason…

Chapter one … Gruragaramograd the Great…

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Haha…

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Heh…?

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This is supposed to be funny

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And silly…

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No…

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Why?

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Chapter…

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...two hundred and fifty-five…

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Lucy’s… death…

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No…

No…

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This can’t be…

This is so wrong…

This can’t be real...

What have I done…

Why do I write this???

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ARrrrrGGHHHHH!!!!!!

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*BOOM!*

Bluebery’s head exploded.

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No…

No way…

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“Author?”

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No way…

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“Ey! Author!”

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“AUTHOR!!!”

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Ah, yes…

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“Are you alright?”

I… I’m sorry bunny.

“Heh?”

Demon Lord seal activate!

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*Woooosssshhhh*

“Hmmm, ok…”

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THUNDER!!!

BARRIER!

*BOOM!!*

WHAT???

Seriously? What do you think you’re doing?

Wait! Who are you?

Haizz… I’m YOU!

NO! I’m the real one here… What is going on???

Real one? Pffffft!

What???

The real one is sitting in front of the Macbook typing bullshits and grinning like a maniac! Haha! That’s the real one!

That’s… that makes NO SENSE!!!!

Ora?

*Flick!*

< Bluebery snaps his finger, people now see the TRUTH >

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Haha… now that make sense…

Yes…

Such a joke…

Yes =))))

Readers are going to be mad you know?

Well, this supposed to be a story full of shits after all. And you created this just because you wanted to practice your skills.

Rating is going to be BADDDDDDD!!!!

Yeah… That’s unavoidable…

Right =))

And I think we own the readers an apology.

Ah, right, let’s me make a very big one for this.

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MY DEAR FRIENDS, I'M SO SORRY FOR WRITING SO MUCH NON-SENSE! PLEASE DON’T HATE ME! AND PLEASE READ THE DIALOUGE BELOW FOR SOME EXCITING NEWS!

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Exciting news?

YES! News about this novel.

Huh?

Well, I did plan for this novel to end today, because there are too much shits building up that even the real one cannot handle anymore.

We all are the real ones.

Ah, yes, we are the real ones. And also we are just characters.

Yeah...

Back to the topic! It just doesn’t feel right… To end things like this.

Yeah… Not right at all! That’s evil!!!

So I have decided! I am going to write another version of this!

Another version???

YES! Another version!!

Woahhhhh…

With real character developments and a decent plot! I will be also investing my time into real world building!

Woaahhhhhhh!!!

And of course, without this author jumping in and doing shits in the story haha!

Nope, please don’t.

Okay, that’s the plan!

Sounds nice to me!

Of course! What sounds nice to me also sounds nice to you after all!

… stop this sick joke right now… not funny…

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ha...

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Haha…

Yea, not funny at all…

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So my readers, sorry for all of this nonsense finale chapters. I’m going to rewrite this story and it will be available soon.

And I promise I won’t do this meta thing again! PLease forgive me!

And please look forward to the new version!

The [no poop no pee] skill will be amazing! I promise!!!

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Haha, better start writing now.

Bye bye!

And have a nice day friends

Have a nice day.

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Hmmm, what should I name this new story?

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DemonLord_Floof - The real isekai without author’s stupid meta shits?

Hmmmmm…

Hmmmmmmmmm….