PHASE 69 - MY ADORABLE CROSSDRESSER

I don’t see the problem why Eliseo’s father refuses to accept a homosexual son. Eliseo said that it’s an idealistic matter; that his father is a military general who makes a straight man out of girly soldiers. If people learned that he can’t harden his own gay son, then his reputation will be tarnished and be subject to mockery.

Who knows what will his father do to him if he finds out. According to Rikkun, there are some religious countries who reject homosexuals, and if they are found guilty, they will be subject to the death penalty.

That… That’s so harsh!

I have to help Eliseo on his family matters. If I failed to do so, then our chances of defeating Helena would go down.

That is why I sought help from various people in the group, and I only found two persons who may give their aid: Rikkun and Diadem. Actually… I don’t really have the luxury of picking people. Everybody is busy with their own training, and these two are the only people who wanted to help.

“Hahahaha! This seems to be an interesting problem. Fine, I’ll lend you my aid in this amusing matter.” Rikkun arrogantly laughed.

“I...I’ll do my best to repay Aether Crusade’s kindness. That is why I’ll do everything in my power to fix even some trivial matters in this group.” Diadem said.

I’m glad that my twin brother is happy to help. But regarding Rikkun… He’s most likely going to ruin our plan just for the laughs, but I still need him to do something.

Eliseo formulated a plan; somebody will be pretending to be his girlfriend so that his father will believe that he’s a real man. We talked to each other for a while and brainstormed until we figured who’s “it”.

So Eliseo’s fake girlfriend will be no other than…

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In the dressing room of the Kozukata Shrine, I tested out my dressing skills and makeup techniques to the unlucky one who will be pretending to be Eliseo’s girlfriend.

“So kawaiiiii~” I screamed as I put the white ribbon on the long black hair of my twin brother.

Diadem now looks like a lot like me. We’re the same in terms of hair length, baby-like face and womanly gaze. I had lots of breast pads tucked on his bra to match our chest size. I removed my brother’s hair on his legs and thighs to make it shiny. I even lend him one of my Idol dresses to look more adorable.

“Why am I Eliseo’s girlfriend!?” Diadem protested. “Wouldn’t it be better for my sister to be the one?”

“Ahahaha…” I made a dumb laugh. “Rikkun won’t allow me to play as Eliseo’s girlfriend. Besides, we’re going to enact a double date at the restaurant where Eliseo and his father are supposed to meet. Don’t worry, Rikkun and I will be supporting you up close. So good luck, my brother~”

“Alaric should’ve been the one who crossdressed!” Diadem shrieked. “Let me pair up with my sister on this double date!”

“I’m never crossdressing again,” Rikkun said. “Listen, you twins look like each other. It wouldn’t make sense if you two paired.”

Rikkun hid his laugh as he exited the scene to fetch Eliseo. I continued to make my twin brother beautiful with his new look.

“Geez.” Diadem sighed. “I said I would help, but I never thought it would be this way.”

“Don’t worry, my kawaii brother. You’re now as beautiful as your sister~” I said as I fix his eyelashes.

My cute brother sulked.

When Eliseo finally entered the room, he was astounded.

“Whoa-!!!”

There was a three-second silence. And then…

“I never thought Diadem would be one of my kind,” Eliseo said in a serious tone as if he has finally found a rival. “Are you gay too-”

“I’M NOT!!!” Diadem exploded.

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So this is the judgment day, for Eliseo at least. He is destined to meet his father in a famous fried chicken fast food chain, and now we’re commencing a fake double date.

For this date, Eliseo is wearing a casual polo shirt and checkered shorts. He had his long blonde hair braided that makes him look more like a fabulous foreign knight. He’s like an aristocratic prince from an English country.

Girls can be seen staring at her from the distance, wondering if they have seen such a heartthrob before.

Diadem, however, is wearing a white dress that exposes his skinny white legs. Boys who are passing by failed to resist glancing at his beauty. He’s so sexy that these bystanders can’t help but to undress my cross-dressing brother inside their minds.

Rikkun and I are here in our normal clothes sitting beside them, just to see how well the two are doing. I’m busy chomping down my burger, while Rikkun is lazily sipping his coffee float.

“Are you guys ready?” I asked the two after I gulped the food.

Eliseo cleared his throat. “I’m ready.” He sounds so masculine with his deep voice!

“I-I-I’m good to go, t-too…” Diadem shyly bumped his index fingers to each other. It took him the whole night just to practice his shy feminine voice, and I think there will be no problems.

“D-Darn…” Rikkun muttered as he covered his mouth and nose. He’s even blushed just by looking at my twin. “D-Diadem… C-Can you say ‘Rikkun’ in a charming tone?”

“Rikkun~” Diadem complied. He sounds like me.

Suddenly, Rikkun got his smartphone on video recording mode, and he targeted my adorable twin brother. Then he issued another command. “Diadem, say: ‘My name is Tiara Hikari, and I’m a perverted high school idol. My hobby is to play doggy.’”

Diadem nodded as he followed my boyfriend’s previous sentence. “M-My name is Tiara Hikari, and I’m a perverted high school idol. My hobby is to play do-!!!”

“STOP IIIIIIT!!!!”

I cried as I unleashed the fury of my fist to Diadem’s cheek. Then, I made a full-swing right hook to my teasing boyfriend seating beside me.

“Pwahak!!!” Rikkun and Diadem rolled on the clean floor.

“Geez, you two!” I pouted.

“Ahahaha… Sorry, Darling.” , “I’m sorry, sis.” Rikkun and Diadem said with an apologetic smile. Then they turned to each other and made a bro-fist.

I swear to heavens that I’ll break their noses a hundred times if they do that embarrassing thing again.

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While I’m using to my boyfriend and brother, somebody caught our attention.

It was a big bald muscular man who is quite tanned, and there are several scars all over his shiny forehead, scalp, right cheek, left jaw, and his biceps. He’s wearing a battle jacket that has a tag of “US Army General”. He’s also equipped with tattered jeans and worn-out military boots. He has a cowboy hat hanging on his back.

“D-Dad…” Eliseo muttered.

T-That’s his father!?

The three of us screamed inside our minds when we saw that man. They look different, except for those pink irises his father is possessing. His father looks buffed like Macho Steel, and Eliseo looks like a skinny girl. It’s hard to imagine these two as relatives! Anyway, regarding on the way he dresses, it seems that Eliseo’s father is really working from the army.

“Eliseo… Long time no see.” His voice is like the juggernaut!

“D-Dad… Have a seat.”

The poor seat cracked upon being sat by the oversized butt of the US General.

The threatening tension thickens.

“Let’s cut to the chase.” The General said. “I am here to ask if the rumors that came to me are true.”

“W-W-W-What is it?” Eliseo’s jaws trembled, clicking his teeth over and over.

“Are you gay?”