《Mega Cringe: Dab》Chapter 5 - 2Edgy4Me
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In the morning he almost died, in the noon he died. The way this day was going in the evening he will actually be dead. Terin was still alive because of a move he named “Resurrection Dab”. If he points his long arm’s fingers towards the sun while his short hand’s elbow is touching the ground and they are perfectly aligned he will be sent back in time to that moment if he dies. The move was usable only once during the day and Terin hated using it. Whenever he used it he would be sent back in time and the shock of death would be too large. This affected his dab. In most cases he would completely collapse.
As he collapsed the people who were mocking him began doing it even more intensely. The hate won’t get to him but Terin was still human. No one enjoyed being made fun of by a group of people. Doing his best to ignore the ridicule he approached the guards and repeated everything exactly the same.
Killing Frogg he instantly dodged and looked behind him as 3 needles buzzed next to his neck. In front of him was a girl with a long blonde hair that looked like she was in her teens, she was holding 3 more needles that were around 10 cm long and so thin that it seemed like they had no width.
“As expected of Dab Master. I thought my attack was unnoticeable but it seems you can easily dodge it. Those things probably couldn’t even pierce your skin anyway. Wait, wait wait, don’t attack me! I come in peace!”
“You don’t aim to fatally wound if you don’t want to kill someone.”
Seeing how Terin was about to do a dab she frantically tried to think of something to calm him down. “I want to kill Marc too!”
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Hearing that there was someone else seeking to kill Marc he stopped his attack. Allies are always welcome. Once he focused on protection again, her sneak attack would have no effect on him.
“Let’s sit down and talk then.”
“Thanks! I am sorry about the attack. It’s just that you are my biggest idol and I wanted to see you do that impossible dodge of yours in person. It’s like you can see into the future! I didn’t want to kill you because I know that’s impossible.”
“Enough of fawning over me. You wanted to kill Marc, do you have a plan?”
“Oh about that… Sorry… I just said that to calm you down because I heard you two talk about him.”
“So you followed me all the way here and attacked me just to get an autograph?”
“No! I mean I’d like an autograph but I wanted something else from you! I was recently fired from my last job and I was looking for new work. So I decided, why not become apprentice of the great Dab Master. I have great combat experience so I think I’ll be of great help to you.”
“I will admit your throw was nice. It had potential to kill me... - “Nah, I don’t think anything can kill you!” - “Don’t interrupt me! Please. I can’t judge your combat skills based on 1 throw. You also lack any common sense. Stalking and attacking your employer is not a good way to get a job. How did you even find me?”
“Well I was going to your tower to apply for a job properly but then I saw invasion was in progress. I thought that was really good. I meant, really good for me to prove my skills not the invasion, invading you was bad and that shouldn’t happen. I was gonna walk in and kill my invaders and prove that I am really good and then you would take me as your apprentice, you know?”
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“We would kill you along with the invaders.”
“Oh… well I was climbing trying to find invaders but there was nothing going on for a while, so I kept climbing until I eventually got to your floor and since the door was open I thought “Why not look around a little” and after a while I found the AB transport you used and followed you to here. Using my genius intellect, hehe, I figured that the only reason you would come to a thieving sector like this is for the tower. I walked up there and I saw a crowd surrounding someone and making fun of him for dabbing. I instantly knew it was you because the majority of population can’t respect your art. By the way, that dab was amazing! Don’t listen to the haters, holding it for 5 seconds before falling was more than anybody else could do. After I saw that I just sneaked up behind you and followed you while you were climbing. Not to brag or anything but I am very good at stealth!”
While listening to her story Terin noticed something strange about her.
“Why are your eyes red?”
“What kind of a question is that? Why are your eyes green?”
“I was born with them. I don’t know the science behind it. But I know that humans don’t have red eyes.”
“Humans didn’t have green eyes at one point either so I guess my red eyes are a mutation too?”
“Start being serious or I am going to leave you. I am not in a good mood.”
“Sorry, I wanted to lift the mood by joking around a little. My eyes are red because I am an android! My creator wanted me to be a blonde vampire with red eyes.” - while grimacing she continued - “See, I even have fangs. They are really sharp so I can bite people but I don’t need blood to survive and I can walk in the sun unlike actual vampires!”
“That’s uh… Interesting. Let’s go back to “Skrub11” and we will see with my new boss. We are understaffed so you are in luck.”
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