“Ow man! Fuck! Suspension Bridge Effect my ass!”

A dark green haired Sylph with blue eyes, with a similar blue overcoat cursed as he was walking on a paddock away from Alne as he remembered his latest misadventures with the opposite sex.

“Why? Just why? Even though we told each other our stories, even though you looked so emotional when you heard about my ‘sad’ life! Even though I gave away that bracelet with +2 agility to you! Even though you were so cute! And your oppai...” Saito was clenching his fists and frowning as he went on, this time tears also accompanied his words,

“But what did you do? You used me like a tool, as if I was your pocket money! But what you did next was unforgivable! You just, left me for a... For a... B-I-S-H-O-U-N-E-N! At least you could have picked some bulky guy, that, I might have tolerated! But what did you do? Instead you picked that ‘monster’ called bishounen?! Using me...At least you could have kissed me on the cheek or let me touch your oppai as thanks? But no! You just friendzoned me at the first chance and did everything that you could just so that ‘monster’ doesn’t misunderstand our relationship... Then what happened next? You went away with that... that... B-bish-monster! Leaving me...”

The hopeless Sylph who had now walked far away from the city, of course has a name. Hiraga Saito, an average male high school student of 15 years, and a virgin. He has been chasing after girls since primary school with no luck. The reason he bought an amusphere was so that to could get ‘chicks’ left and right to begin his dream life.

But for some reason, no matter how many times he tried, his avatar always came out as average, so, bye bye dream life~

If you think that was all, than you are severely mistaken.

There are many players playing ALO, among them only a select few has their names written on tablets and become famous. Our resident pervert here did the unthinkable and got a name for himself as ‘Za Hentaishirufu’ for he somehow managed to ‘spy’ on Lady Sakuya while she was having a comfortable bonding time with her second-in-command in an Onsen, having reserved the place just for the two of them. At least, that was supposed to be the plan, if not for one Hiraga Saito.

That was the Onsen that made him a legend among perverts aspiring to be as brave a pervert like him. To have accomplished such an impossible feat at such a young age was amazing to them.

What everybody but Saito didn’t know was that, he was innocent, at least partially. A pervert, but innocent. He just was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Though he didn’t meant to be there, he was guilty of ‘enjoying’ watching the two naked Sylph maiden interacting with each but later, only to be torn to ‘shreds’ by said maidens...

It was a wonder for many as to why he still wasn’t banished from the Sylph City, Swilvane by Lady Sakuya, some associated this to Lady Sakuya’s kind nature, while some associated to her being creeped out so much by the pervert that she didn’t want to antagonize him. But the truth was, Lady Sakuya already had her revenge, through Kirito and Asuna.

As Lady Sakuya was a Faery Lord, she had access to detailed information about her subjects, so it was ever a surprise for her to see that the two top players of ALO who were now supposed to be Sylphs, were of a new race called High-Sylphs. They were still Sylphs that she ruled over, but with some ‘benefits’.

So with some ‘convincing’, she was then quite aware of the couple’s ‘adventures’, she even blackma(cough) participated in some of them for fun. As a Fairy Lord, she had to stay in a safe zone at all times to avoid getting killed at all costs as there was a huge penalty for the whole race of the Faery Lord if they got killed. So it was a blast for her to turn into someone else thanks to Kirito’s illusion magic and enjoy ALO like a normal player should.

Also, using Kirito’s Mirrorage, they didn’t neglect to prank Saito, for several days... As Lady Sakuya could see the location of her Sylphs at any given time, finding Saito and pranking him was not that difficult. But she wasn’t so cold-hearted as to traumatize the young Sylph. Not just because he was young, but also because she was responsible for him in some ways as his Sylph Lord.

Nevertheless, all remains well as it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that they even helped him get stronger...

So there he was, wondering off like a lost lamb... Feeling that something in his life was missing. Something that he should have attained long ago, but always slipping from his fingers every single time...

Whenever he made an inkling of a progress, some misfortune always managed to struck him, disrupting his dreams... As if a higher power with a distorted sense of humor was in on this...

“Why? This was supposed to be a fantasy world! And a fantasy setting that I get super powers and the girl!”

“They should just die... All bishounens should just disappear...”

He was so focused on lamenting for his unfortunate short life that he failed to spot the noisy group of people in the distance.

When he did however, it was already too late as there were multiple spells ‘coming to get him’, blinding his sight so much so that he could only vaguely make out their black silhouettes, apart from a pink haired girl that he could clearly make out whom he had a brief eye contact with before everything blacked out.