《My Cerberus Girlfriend》Book One: Chapter 2
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The green snake-haired woman approached the three-headed hellhound girl while her red lips curled to a sharp grin. She was beautiful, and evil too.
“Quick! Cover your eyes!” Katina shouted.
Labda glared at her left head. “You idiot! Medusa cannot turn us into stone! Her power only works on mortals!”
Katina’s cheeks turned red. “Oops! My bad!”
Medusa giggled. “Sssssso you are Hadesssss'ssss guardian. I never imagined he would allow a fool to guard hisss precioussss gate.”
Katina growled. “Who are you calling a fool, snake bitch! I'll show you who is a fool!”
She charged while holding up her sword. All three of her heads roared.
Medusa aimed her scepter and blasted a green fireball toward the three-headed beast.
Katina stopped and held up her shield. She blocked the fireball, but Medusa jumped over the shield and knocked Labda’s head.
The Cerberus hit the floor as Medusa stood on her. She aimed her scepter at Labda’s head. “Let'ssss sssssee how you'll fight with only two headsss.”
Katina growled and opened her mouth. She blasted blue flames toward Medusa from her mouth like a dragon.
Medusa jumped off the Cerberus’s body, dodging the flames. After Medusa hit the ground, the beast girl rose on her bare feet.
“I would like to see how you fight without your head, bitch!” Katina shouted.
Medusa rose and hissed. “Maybe I can't turn you into ssssstone, but my power isss ssstronger than you, dog!”
“Do you actually think you can escape from the Underworld?” Cilla asked. “Hades will give you a big spanking, you naughty lady.”
Medusa giggled. “With thisss ssscepter. Anything isss possible now. Why don’t you join me? Don’t you desssssire freedom too?”
“We will not join you,” said Labda. “Our allegation is with Hades, and Hades only.”
“And we don't want to be anyone's bitch!” Katina shouted. “Well, technically we are bitches to Hades, but no one else!”
Medusa laughed. “You have made a poor choice.”
She placed her hand on her scepter and rubbed the glass ball. While rubbing it, a black cloud expanded over the gate, nearly covering the gray sky.
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“What the f**k is that?” Katina asked.
After the black cloud stopped expanding, green fireballs rained down upon the gate.
“Oh, shit!” Katina leaped from the first fallen fireball before it hit her.
Another fireball landed in front of her and exploded. She fell back and landed on the stone floor.
She looked up and saw another fireball falling toward her.
“Shit! Shit! Shit!” She rolled away before the fireball hit her, and then she rose.
The girls glared at Medusa and charged. The fireballs will keep falling if they don’t stop Medusa.
They pounced Medusa and landed on top of her on the floor. When Medusa's scepter rolled from her hand, the fireball storm faded away.
The three heads smiled at Medusa's face.
“Time to eat!” Katina shouted.
Medusa opened mouth and sprayed green slime into Katina’s face. She cried and jumped off Medusa.
Medusa rose and grabbed her scepter. “I will return to the living world ssssso I can have my vengeance!”
Labda rubbed the green saliva off Katina’s face.
“You're still trying to kill Athena?” Cilla asked. “You should be angry at Poseidon.”
“Athena isss the one who allowed him to rape me in her temple! I begged her for my life! Inssstead, ssshe turned me into thisss abomination! With the Earth under my rule, I ssshall attack Olympicsss and kill Athena, along with her family. Then I ssshall be the new god of thisss universsse!”
“You will fail, Medusa,” said Labda. “The gods are stronger than us.”
“Then you will die with them!” Medusa blasted a green beam from her scepter.
The three-headed hellhound held up their shield, deflecting the green beam back.
Medusa's eyes widened as the beam flew back toward her. It shot through her left leg, and she screamed in agony.
She fell off the wall and landed in front of the gate. Green blood sprayed from her wound.
The girls approached Medusa and Katina pointed her blade at the fallen snake woman.
“Surrender now, Medusa,” said Labda. “Or you will lose your head again.”
Medusa smiled. “I have one more thing up my ssssleeve.”
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She held up her hands and a swirling green ball appeared between Medusa's hands. She blasted it toward the gate.
When the energy ball hit the gate, it blew open as a swirling blue vortex appeared.
"Oh, no!" the girls shouted.
They looked down and realized their bare feet were being dragged toward the portal.
Medusa flew past the girls while she waved to them. "Bye-bye!"
“We can't let her get away!” Labda shouted.
The three-headed beast girl charged. Even if the gate was open, they still couldn't let the snake woman escape. Hades will roast them alive if they fail him.
After they jumped through the portal, everything turned white.
Soon, their body crashed into a metal container, full of trash of some kind. Labda rose, covered in paper wrappings, banana peels, and food particles.
“Ewwwwwww! What is this?” Cilla cried.
“This smells like dog shit!” Katina shouted.
They climbed out of the strange container and brushed herself off.
“Where are we?” Labda looked around.
They stood in the middle of a dark alley. The sky was dark, and the walls were red bricks, unlike the Cerberus has ever seen.
Below them, an old man laid on the concrete ground, covered in paper. He wore raggy green clothes, covered in dirt, and a beanie was on his head. Small leaves and scraps decorated his long white beard, and he smelled like booze from a toilet.
"Is that a man?" Cilla asked.
The old man stared at her and screamed. He pushed the papers off and sprinted down the alley.
“Wait!” Cilla shouted. “You didn’t tell us where we are!”
“He isn’t wearing any robes,” said Katina. “He must be a ghoul.”
“He doesn’t smell like one,” said Labda. “We must see where we are.”
They brushed the trash off their fur and reached the end of the alley.
Tall buildings stood over a wide street, full of metal boxes with four wheels moving on the path. They must be chariots, but no horses were pulling them. All the humans wore strange clothing, and the lights on the buildings weren’t candles. Signs hung along the structures were words that weren’t Greek.
Katina scratched her mohawk. “Where the hell are we?”
Before Labda opened her mouth, a ringing sound buzzed through her ears. "Errrrrrr! The master is calling us!"
Katina growled. "F**k!"
Cilla touched the collar around her neck. "Hello?"
"Where the hell are you?" Hade's voice shouted inside the girls' heads. "My prisoners are escaping!"
Labda gulped. "We're….. On Earth….."
"What? How in the-"
"It's Medusa's fault!" Cilla cried. "She broke out and released all the monsters!"
"We fought her at the gate, but the bitch kicked our asses!" Katina added.
"Then she destroyed the gate and escaped to the Earth, bringing us with her," Labda continued.
Hades mumbled. "F**k! If Zeus hears about this, he will never give me a break from the Underworld! I want you to hunt the monsters and send them back, especially Medusa. Every single one!"
"But how?" Cilla asked.
"How? Kill them, of course! I will secure the Tartarus so their souls will return to their cells. Do whatever is necessary to get them back!"
"We will."
"And if you die, I will send you into my torture chamber where nobody will hear you scream. Understand?"
Labda shivered.
Last time the Cerberus was in there, Hades roasted them over a fire pit and squeezed their breasts with pincers. Painful, but strangely stimulating at the same time. But Labda and the girls doesn't want to face Hade's wraith again. Their dignity was violated enough by their saddest master. "We understand….. Master."
"Good, and farewell."
Cilla released her collar and moaned. "I don't want to go back to his torture chamber!"
"I know." Katina purred. "But sometimes I like it when he-"
Labda slapped Katina's face. "Keep your head straight! We will hunt the monsters and slay Medusa! No fans and butts!"
Katina nodded. "That bitch will pay!"
Labda hoped so, for their sake.
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