《Revenant Faith and Foreign Pilgrimage》Wood Is Good
Advertisement
“The tree uses us, just as the tree is used by us.”
-Ast aaned proverb
Waking up was Eihks’s least favorite truly regular chore. It had been in life, and unlife wasn’t a terribly radical change. The humorous thing about the scenario was that he had previously found the experience irritating - according to various secondary accounts - due to the process taking an enormous amount of time. Now, he disliked becoming lucid because it was practically conspecific with flipping a switch: from completely insensate to sight-hearing capable and fully aware.
Well, all things considered, it was worth the drastic mental lurch. For all its unnatural nuance, his awakening routine also served to remind him of those physiological ties to his living history.
The first second of the new day was spent hunting down any unusual events to which his sleeping mind might have attuned. If he had been roused before his sleep period ended, which lasted about two thirds the sleep cycle duration most humans preferred, he assumed it had been caused by the swinelike animals that resided in a nearby pen. Other possible indexed causes included the rattling of the wind and low murmuring from a few people talking, down several streets adjacent to the pleasant shelter servicing himself and Ktsn.
None of these had actually awakened him, though, since his chronometer informed him that he’d been down and out for the expected duration.
Next, he accounted for the fact that he found himself in a less familiar setting, and quickly gave tentative weights to the likelihood of various features posing dangers and inconveniences. Again, the little not-piggies were at the top of the list - they had several unknown quantities, and the quantities he could suss of them aligned with the omnivorously and unpredictably porcine. Barring sudden escape attempt and subsequent efforts to breakfast on himself and his partner, they ought to be a nonissue. He also guessed some of the supplies around their sleeping place might be chemically detrimental either alone or if spilled together.
No manacles, no hostile soldiery, no incoming hypersonic rockets (of which he was aware), no paralegals out for his financial blood. Just a community with an agricultural bent, and little more than the normal levels of strife implicit to most thinking beings’ dealings.
He watched the sinking stars of the sky a little. Eyeballing tiny portions of radians being eaten by the world’s fruit-ripe curvature. Paths whose contrails had been arguably foretold when creation’s machinery first booted up.
After a while, he checked his companion’s condition. Nominal, if a tad grungy from sleeping on a less-than-pristine ground.
Reassured, he started consulting informational utilities, a few basic tools he’d cooked up to help piece together details about strange new facets. He needed to keep his edge with assessing patterns in the structure of unfamiliar locales. In the name of practice and practical information-gathering, he performed what were essentially advanced deductive and inductive classroom exercises.
For example, the fact that he was on a planet which was part of a binary system implied the existence of galaxy-like associations of stellar bodies. Fairly straightforward. However, that plus a few things he’d deduced from the local nuances of entropy also asserted that the present universe had to have one of only two or three possible topologies.
Over the subjective course of sixteen extrafacetary minutes, he formalized fifteen major verifiable assumptions and numerous minor ones about his locale’s nature. These he examined against a broad spectrum of both physical and metaphysical factors. He deliberately avoided cross-checking his results during his investigation’s information gathering.
By the time when he did perform cross-checks, happily enough, his inferences maintained about eighty six percent accuracy. That was with an uncertainty hovering around five percent, due to unknowns. The facet on which the personalities of the Journals of Gem Pioneering found themselves proved quite close to Earth Standard in characterization. Two incidentals skewed this pattern.
Advertisement
Number one: the presence of native magic, at least in nearby regions. Disciplines in which he could dabble a bit, but which lay permanently outside the realm of complete mastery for him.
Number two: subdivision of the facet into what the Lonisberg hierarchy - the only system of formal classification worth knowing in the relevant academia, no matter what anyone else might say - would call different dimensions. Fractionalization less fine than “worlds,” but finer than “planes.” How that facetary subdivision might affect their plans, he could not yet say. Fortunate, then, that time was one thing with which the two aliens were blessed in abundance.
Except, of course, that time could and usually did manage to accomplish several things concurrently. On today’s docket - mulling over academics, acclimating to a new culture, improving fluency in the local lip-flappery, and meeting a crotchety lady about bamboo-craft. How fortunate that time was such a good multitasker, because it certainly wasn’t waiting for Mr. Richard to catch up to it.
A quick once-over of the morning’s dim lighting outside showed nobody coming in their direction, and the little nearby village hubbub wasn’t getting any nearer. According to their new guard-escort friends, they ought to be at Fonlat’s residence before first sunrise if they didn’t want to get categorized as either lazy or deviant and subsequently be hauled off by the village guard. He would get hauled off, rather; they’d probably make an effort to put Ktsn in a stable or something.
The thought of her telling the villagers off in her prosaically-correct fashion but via an incomprehensible foreigner’s tongue, and eventually resorting to a solid introduction of foot to face, was the first rock in the slide. He kept the noise down with some effort, but he still managed to sound like someone juggling a bunch of drunk weasels and asthmatic stipps.
A semi-solitary morning proved a fruitful time to (unintentionally) examine his companion’s reaction to being roused by an external disturbance.
A rustling rise proclaimed her return to the waking world. The karkshesh had a moment of distraction, but no more disorientation than normal for waking alongside a lunatic.
“What?” she grunted. Even if other people were around to hear, the average listener wouldn’t have the ear to distinguish it from a livestock groan.
“We-need-to-leave.”
It came out in a greasy squirt. Just barely, he managed to rein himself back, but now it was only a matter of time.
In response he got a blank gaze, the empty eyes of the chronically sleepy.
“Would like to be woken up by less unpleasant noises,” she said, rolling over.
Yep. Laugh train going over the hill, speeding into an ocean of hydrochloric acid.
“Let’s go,” Eihks half-honked at her after a second, and to her credit they managed to reach a lacquered carved door on the village’s edge just before his barely stifled laughter finally ended.
“Ahem,” he said, eyeballing the portal for signs of how they should get the residents’ attention. The low long building had no bells or bell-like mechanisms in evidence. There was a coherent globe of magical water in a thin metal frame by its handle side, but nothing beyond that.
As he tried to concoct a greeting which would manage to introduce without also offending, the globe of water gradually lit up. When it grew to the level of a glassy ball lantern, it suddenly winked out. Several seconds afterward, the sound of unintelligible profanity snaked out from the house. Footsteps wandered around, suggesting a meandering architecture. They stopped just behind the door.
Advertisement
A notably long period of nothing.
The visitors exchanged a single quick glance when something between a growl and a moan rasped through the air, and then the door shot wide.
In the open space was framed a dark woman, short in comparison not only to himself but also most of the other villagers. Her face had a suspicious cast, and her lean arms and wide-fingered hands had the wiry strength necessary to take a whipping switch to anything that got on her nerves. The cowl-shaded cabochons of her eyes snapped between the two grubby things darkening her threshold, sizing them up and finding their presence unobjectionable for the time being.
“Huh,” she allowed. Her lips didn’t curl, but that might have been an intentional effort on her part.
“Hello,” Eihks began, trying to balance civility with supplication. “We were told to meet Fonlat at this location.”
“I’m her,” the self-proclaimed Fonlat said. “You’d be the foreigner looking to ‘help,’ I’d assume?”
She squinted at Ktsn, somewhat curious but not bothered.
“I’d also assume this creature’s with you?” she added.
Intentionally or not, she was giving his linguistic brain a good crash course in applied vernacular. He curbed the inclination to follow her speech patterns.
“I am Eihks, and my friend here is Ktsn. We are indeed from far away.”
Hands at himself, hands at the karkshesh, hands away from the brightening side of the horizon.
“Trehal explained that you might be willing to trade work for food an-”
“Willing? No. But I owe him a favor for getting my Tassy back last rain, when she chased after trouble and got stuck.”
A second form moved behind her, before an extremely wide head pushed its way around the woman. Probably a head. That confidence grew a bit when part of the mostly concave shape swung away and admitted a bundle of gurgling tongue-things. From the other human’s undemonstrative but affectionate behavior, Tassy was obviously a longtime pet. The fact that she wasn’t trying or failing to restrain the creature from jumping the unfamiliar entities on her doorstep felt like a tentatively positive sign.
A couple of happy seconds of patting and getting licked later, the woman clucked in her throat. Tassy immediately returned to the house’s interior, where a faint slithering sawed through the otherwise quiet morning.
“So,” the woman declared, unmindful of the thin mucus sheen by her chin. “Since I don’t have ten days’ worth of profit to pay that man, I’m willing to see if there’s some helping you can do for me.”
She squinted at him.
“What did you say you’re called? Ekks?”
Eihks pulled out the same squeaky hinge and same bag of sand he’d used for educating Ktsn. He gave the same display.
“EEEEEEEKHHHhhhsssssssss,” he elaborated.
Fonlat’s mouth puckered, her eyes bulged, and a muscle thrummed on one cheek.
“Do you do that to everyone?”
“I… do not, no.”
“What a happy coincidence,” she grated.
“Thank you for your patronage,” Eihks breathed after her expression lost some of its stone and grit. “What helping can be done?”
“Come around back,” the woman said after a short pause to look her new assistance over once more, and shutting her door. “Won’t have you doing anything that can get screwed up by the lowest cretin, so you’re going to be carrying cones today.”
As they rounded the corner of the wide building, a fenced-in yard unfolded in its rear. Bundles of bamboo, hardwood, and tools sat in piles around the enclosure. A couple awnings stood sentry, protecting various odds and ends from the elements. Well-caulked bins held piles of loose materials. One of these stood just inside the short fence’s bounds, and Fonlat made straight for it. He couldn’t guess at her age with any real certainty, but her stride was as straight as a quadratic accelerator’s shot.
“Only the red-brown ones,” she said, as though she were halfway to disappointment already. “Nothing yellow, nothing green.”
A hand grabbed hold of a very long cone in the half-empty container, and thrust it in front of his face.
“Like this! If it’s got some sap right on the end, so much the better. Try to fill this up by midday. Use those sacks by the fence, over there, and I’d suggest you start in that wooded section by the river. If you do well then maybe I’ll also have you fill some buckets. You’ll get some breakfast after second sun rise, but if you insist on being a lazy waste of space that’s all you’ll be getting.”
Her hands spidered around, tying words to directions, and ended with a blunt lance pointed at the explorer’s face.
“Are we clear about that?” she asked.
“Perfectly clear, miss.”
“Then get to it!”
Just before the hunting could begin, though, she brought the pair of them up short.
“If you find any udnura, though, come straight back and inform me. Don’t attack them even if you know how to handle a scuffle. I don’t want to have to deal with the guard about a dead drifter.”
Apparently Trehal hadn’t passed on word of how the foreigners had been found splattered in festive organic paint. For that matter, the woodcrafter didn’t mention the dried blood on their clothes either. Perhaps she couldn’t actually tell it was blood, being so old. Perhaps she assumed that cleanliness lay outside her visitors’ means.
Well… she was technically right on that count.
She gave them a not-unkind dismissive wave, before picking up a pair of thick metal rasps and heading back inside.
“Sounds simple enough even I should be able to do it,” the Bequast-born human muttered to himself. He smiled as he gauged the size of and distance to the copse she’d indicated. A hand strayed down his side, where it rested atop the most available of the many, many knives the guards had failed to uncover.
If they got jumped by another “udnura” then the creature wouldn’t have long to regret its mistake.
The empty sacks were large enough to fit half of an Eihks, or maybe a bit more. The material had an exceptionally tough waxiness to it. Four long sleeves got draped over Ktsn’s back, and two more dangled from the human’s shoulder. Weight wouldn’t cause them much trouble, considering the local gravitational pull. As a precaution against rips and tears, though, it was always best to bring spares.
Approaching the river, the ground rose up into an uneven patchy-shaded hillock. The ubiquitous grasses didn’t disappear, but they shrank and greatly thinned out. Overhead, coniferous trees stretched out to some twenty meters in height. Their bark had curious snarls and whorled ridges, and the litter around them gave the impression of hard-used rapiers tearing messily free of the planet’s skin. Stiff bushes with long leaves regularly crossed the terrain, adding body hair to the earthy epidermis.
Before letting his “beast of burden” anywhere near the copse, he stalked into the shadows, deliberately extending his timorurgical senses. Many animals across the breadth of complex spacetime shared the fears of fire and approaching predators, and he wasn’t yet familiar with the ecology.
“Watch the animals, and learn their habits when possible” had been his mantra in the past. Past Eihks didn’t have to worry about a fellow explorer, though.
If something with the mental complexity to experience aversion was alive anywhere in the thicket, he would find it, and learn what exactly it feared. It was going to either keep its distance, be chased from its hiding place by him manifesting those fears, or get murdered as dead as any animal to ever die.
“No telling what’s in here,” he muttered aloud. “Let’s start by assuming that the disturbance of a clumsy oafish intruder will do nicely for attention-getting. An aggressive hunter species has already been identified, and what’s probably another predator has been found as a domesticated animal. It’s therefore reasonable to assume there might yet be more. Time to investigate.”
When he stomped through the undergrowth, every critter within ten meters save a slow sleepy lump scurried away. The lump received his attention: something which curled into a leathery dome the diameter of his forearm’s length. Prodding it caused it to tighten its defensive pose. Levering it up and forcibly uncurling it showed him a set of eight waddling legs and either an incredibly cute tail or an incredibly ugly head. No snapping, spitting, extrusion, laceration, defecation, constriction, or magical assault met his violation of its personal space.
He still relocated it to the far side of the hillock next to another similar animal, before returning and telling Ktsn to come along. A quick overview of their task flowed out of him almost subconsciously. The sticky pointy artifacts they needed to collect weren’t going to leap into sacks of their own volition.
Advertisement
- In Serial18 Chapters
My Road To Glory
Hello potential readers, I hope you will enjoy this story. This story focus on Alicia Berg, a young woman with big ambitions of taking virtual reality by storm. The world has developed much, so much in fact it offers people a life of complacent leisure should they want it. This option is less than ideal for our protagonist who aspire to become a virtual reality football coach. Follow her journey through a brave new world fraught with strangeness to find the purpose she craves. Note: This is a slice of life/drama/comedy kind of story. Slow pace with an emphasis on characters. Warning: Bad language (if you consider swearing bad because Alicia sure doesn’t).
8 810 - In Serial246 Chapters
The Immortalizer
Walter was a mage, and Walter wasn’t happy. Oh, being able to bend the rules of the universe to his whim was nice enough, but he yearned for the freedom of choice. Maybe he would have wanted to be a farmer, a baker or a shoemaker? How would it feel to live a life like that? So, Walter made a plan: He would achieve true immortality. Not just living forever – that part was easy, especially once you realized that a human body was more of a hindrance than a help. No, he would create a way for him to become a new person and live a new life as many times as he wanted. And he would sacrifice everything to achieve it. So, meet Walter – just as he is about to realize his dream of becoming someone else. Full Blurb:Walter, a gifted mage turned undead Lich, has created a highly complex ritual that allows him to transfer himself into a newly created human body. This is supposed to allow him to live whatever kind of life he wants, whether it be a peaceful farmer, influential merchant, courtier or beggar, again and again. The first life he chooses is the exciting one of an adventurer – a government-funded guild of mercenaries that protect the citizens of his country from the ever-present monster threat. He wants to learn to fight monsters, enjoy the friendships and camaraderie of his companions, explore the land looking for long-lost ruins and make lots of exciting new experiences, all while staying completely under the radar. Of course, things aren’t going to work out that way. New chapters every tuesday, thursday and saturday!
8 147 - In Serial243 Chapters
Deviant's Masquerade: The Huntsman's Quest (An Urban Magic Quest/RPG)
Jon Whitaker went to summer camp expecting a nice relaxing time as a newly minted counselor in training. He was not expecting to fight an army of monsters, work with a serial killer, enter a one-sided friendship with an eldritch horror, or study under a competing witch and dark lord. But regardless of what he was expecting, his summer is over and he's made his way back home where he can try and return to a normal -for him- life. Too bad life rarely goes as expected. --- Please Note: This is forum quest/RPG I run in the same city/setting as my other stories Hacking Reality and Get Ink'd, meaning that while a majority of the plot is made up by me, the major choices as well as what each chapter is about are usually made by the actual readers in forum votes. Additionally, given how this is essentially a story version of a Tabletop game there is also a background RPG system that while the characters aren't necessarily aware of, the readers can see these stats to know how each chosen 'Action' effects their character's development.
8 166 - In Serial13 Chapters
New World Paradise
A portal suddenly appears in Central Park, New York City. As part of a team of Duke ranked Knights from the Peace Knights, Jason is sent along with some of the best that the Global Alliance Corporation could gather to investigate what is beyond this anomaly. A fantastical world of medieval knights, magic, angels, demons and death greeted him. In a battlefield filled with the shouts of war and the sounds of people falling, he strives to survive and dare even try to win. However, he finds himself overwhelmed and at death’s door, with unfulfilled wishes lingering in his heart. Will anyone be able to survive in this world? Who will take up the responsibility of protecting the world and its peace from the dangers beyond this portal? The Imperators are called upon and convinced to answer those questions. The most powerful Knights created by the Corporation are unveiled and given the best technology they have to explore the world beyond the portal.
8 79 - In Serial13 Chapters
THE NIGHTMARE | l.s.
Продолжение не очень краткого руководства по жизни в особняках с привидениями и серьёзным отношениям с медиумами-историками. Эта книга научит вас не спускаться в тёмные подвалы, не верить учителям, не шутить о том, о чём шутить не положено, и ни в коем случае не читать личные переписки Гарри Стайлса и Лу Томлинсон. Данная повесть - сиквел фанфика "HALLUCINATIONS"!ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЯ: Найл и Лиам - бойфренды (так ничего и не изменилось), то есть присутствуют элементы слэша; Луи Томлинсон - в образе всё той же несносной девчонки; фигурирует насилие над животными; повествование ведётся и от первого, и от третьего лица одновременно; нецензурная лексика.*Nightmare - кошмар, дурной сон.
8 210 - In Serial14 Chapters
Fall of the Queen of Shadows
This is the backstory of one of my main antagonists in my D&D campaign. The story depicts the life and evetual Fall of the one to be known as the Queen of Shadows.
8 133

