Do you like a story?

Of course, you do!

Everyone likes a good story!

Including me!

I like the big story that separated into sagas that could fill an entire bookshelf.

I like the short one that can fit inside a single page of a notebook.

I love great adventures that start from a single medicine gathering to facing against galactic god!

I love a slice of life that shows the simple, but the fulfilling daily life of any ordinary being.

I love thriller and revenge story that makes me question my humanity while reveling the carnage that main character leaves behind its every footstep!

I fucking love the romance story that can rip your heart into shreds or explode from too much wholesomeness!

Well, truth be told I love the latter one.

I love comedy.

I love action.

I love mystery.

I love Lovecraftian.

I love mythology.

I love fantasy.

I love sci-fi.

I love Xuanhuan.

I ducking love everything!

And most importantly, may this sound corny but I love a happy ending.

I also love tanks, battleships, fortresses, and cannons but I don’t want this speech quadruple in length filled with Yamato, B-16, and Dirty Harry references which lead me to miss the reason why I started this inner speech in the first place.

Right now in front of me stood two people in there about late teens.

Allow me to introduce the main characters of today’s story!!

A handsome man who is dressed in a clean school uniform is Hiruma Takeru the head of the student council of public school Hirotora from the Shibuya region.

Handsome, smart, loyal, and quite uptight. Truly a modern-day perfect partner only if he is from a prestigious family or some kind of undercover billionaire it would be a perfect prince charming.

He is popular in both male and females circles.

Meanwhile, the girl standing in his opposite is Date Sawako a famous trouble maker gyaru from the same school.

Pretty, stylish, loyal and a quite playful, and a bit slow on some categories. Even as a girl I can’t help but love and adore this mischievous kitty.

Of course, she is also very popular on both sides as well.

And why is both of them standing in front of this fountain you ask?

Cause our MR. Goody Two Shoes is wanted to confess his love.

Meanwhile, MS.Kitty arrived only thinking of receiving another work followed by the lecture of the council president himself.

As for me and why I knowing all of those?

I am Kongou Kagura the greatest observer!

Of course, such a good story will never escape from my grasp!

Eh? Never heard of it?

Bollocks.

It is okay, it is not something to be proud of in the first place.

Anyway, I love to observe such a scene to me it is life going into the story and watch the story unfold in front of my very eyes.

To me, they are a story and story that it writes and evolve itself

But I to them is nothing more bystander or a short single sentence in the whole story. But of course like I said I hate the bad end so when things turn south or some op villain, rival appear out of nowhere. I will intervene.

I like that way nobody likes that kind of story.

And right now I am observing both of them from very close.

Can’t see me?

That is the point of hiding, isn’t it?

Okay, okay I will tell. Look very close towards the couple then change to the fountain.

Do you see it?

Ehehee yes, I am in that single old locker. Of course, I properly cleaned and customized it that I can fit in.

Oooh boy!

I can already feel the wholesome particles starting to gather around them.

“Good day, Sawako-san you late by half hour”

Huhuhu~ as expected Mr stickup starting from the wrong foot I see.

“Hello, Mr.Stickup”

Kitty said while playing with her phone without noticing Takeru’s eyes focused on herself.

“My name is Hiruma Takeru”

Ehehe come on Takeru you can do it.

“Sawako-san reason why I called you here is”

Yes, here it comes!

“Yeah, yeah you giving me today’s class assignment right? Really sorry I totally forget to take yesterday due to celebrating my friend's birthday.”

So she reflecting on that, well only to some degree.

“Sawako-san what are you gonna do without me in the future.”

With a sign, Takeru took out an assignment and handed it to Sawako.

What?!

So you do have an assignment, what happened to your confession?

“Ehehe, I don’t know maybe live with you? Then there will be no further problem right?”

Sawako said with a mischievous smile while playing with her phone accessory. Of course, she did that to make a reaction from Mr. Stickup. But seeing a faint blush seems she was half-serious.

Aaaa! so cute!

Thank you, mother, father for giving me such good eyes!

Well, let's see Takeru's reaction.

"Then that makes things for me easier."

He said while loosening the first button of his white shirt.

Damn son! It's just a one-button but why he looks more handsome than before.

"Eh?"

"W-what makes thing easier ?"

Of course, miss kitty got surprised by his action as well.

"How about we go out in the first place ?"

Oh! oh OOOH!

YEAAH!

He said it!

"Go o-out? are you kidding m-UM!"

Without letting her finish her sentence, Takeru stole Sawako's lips.

OOHH! PEW!

Heh! Heh! This is it! I can already head love BGM inside my head!

This kind of thing I was waiting for!

I feel it, I can feel the wholesome particles getting absorbed into my body. With this, I can at least be active about the month.

Wait a sec why the fuck is a truck running over there?

Hey! isn't the driver can't see two people in front of it?

OIIIIII! THERE IS NO DRIVER AND IT IS RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS TWO!

For some reason, those two can't see the truck!

*BANG!*

With all of my strength, I kicked open the locker's door and ran towards the truck.

NO! NO! NO!

My story no! THEIR STORY JUST STARTING!

There is no way I let this story axed this way!

"Hufff!"

Standing in front of the two, I lowered my center of gravity and exhaled deeply.

Body of mine! Gift of my ancestors. Please, grant me the power to stop this truck!

Placing my left leg behind starting from my toes to knee then to hip from each stage, I collected momentum eventually reaching my arm to fist.

Using my whole body, I threw punch aiming at my nemesis.

At that moment my fist meets a fucking truck, I realized again I am a complete fucking oaf.

Why punch the truck when I could just push them out of the way?

*Crash*

"Kyaaa!"

"What a heck happened ?"

"Someone got hit by the truck!"

The world turned upside down and I lost the feeling of my whole body. At the edge of my eyes, I saw the couple stood completely alright while there is a truck in front of them with a messed up nose.

"KYAAA!"

"SHE STOOD UP!"

"Quick! someone call an ambulance!"

Is this what they call adrenaline rush ? or My body just messed up beyond repair?

I don't wanna die.

There are too many stories, books, fiction I haven't finished yet!

HOW CAN I DIE!

I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY STORIES YET!

"KYAAA A TRUCK!"

What? Another truck?

"You son of a"

*Crash!*

The last thing I saw was two glowing headlights of another truck running at me at full speed.