《my first story ^U^》my first story ^U^ chappy 3
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author note: sorry for not posting for a few weeks, i went on a trip with my friend and it was super fun ^U^ we went to chicago for an anime convention, but then the police picked me up and my mom grounded me with no computer!! it was worth it to meet my friend irl, though ^U^ her cosplay was super cool!!
Captain Garbage, King and Head Pirate of the Garbage Kingdom, was driving his trashboat/kingdom over the sand dunes when his not-so-trusty sidekick, Waste Lad, interrupted him.
“Captain, we have a problem,” he said dumbly.
“What is it, Waste of Space Lad?” Captain Garbage mocked.
“You know the horse traitor we accepted the help of, who wears a scrapsuit that bionically enhances her strength and can launch trashcan missiles?”
“Arrg don’t tell me what I already know,” complained Captain Garbage.
“Well, she says she used the super-binoculars she made from two soda bottles to see something dangerous flying towards us!” panicked Waste Lad.
“Don’t panic you ninny, nobody can defeat the S.S. Garbage Kingdom!”
One powerful burst of power later, and half the ship was wrecked, coming to a complete stop in the sand.
“Ahahahahahahahahahaha!” Lilith laughed with much malice.
“Captain, Captain, are you okay?” asked Waste Lad.
“Ai, she only blew off me other leg. I’ll need to replace it with another can. Looks like she managed to only blow up the half of the ship that had nobody on it, though!” noted Captain Garbage.
From the rubble lept a bleeding horse, wearing a scrapsuit that bionically enhanced her strength and could launch trashcan missiles. “You know,” she monologued, “I was born to a family that wanted me to focus all my attention on things that weren’t garbage, telling me all the time to ‘buck up’ and ‘start horsing around’, but I was too sad being a mere horse. So I became a Mechanic and fused myself with scrap through my scrapsuit and became more than a horse, more than a machine. I am a fury of a mechanical furry and my name is Debrisa!”
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Lilith blinked her one good eye. “I don’t care,” and then she fired a laser beam out of her evil eye, killing Debrisa instantly.
“Debrisa!” cried Waste Lad, and ran over to her. “Are you okay?”
“Sh-she killed me, instantly,” coughed Debrisa, bleeding oil from her mouth.
“You’ll be okay! We’ll just get more scrap!”
“Waste Lad, it’s too late for me. But you…”
“But me…?”
“Why didn’t I get to see your dumb face die first?” were Debrisa’s final words, and then she bled to death.
“Nooooooo!” cried Waste Lad as he hugged her tree.
“Get up, boy,” Captain Garbage commanded. “We need to repair the S.S. Garbage Kingdom. That monster is gone, but our fight ain’t done yet.”
Waste Lad sniffed, but did as he was told.
In the distance, a confused dinosaur watched. And waited.
author note: shorter than normal but I was soooo sad while writing it i just couldnt think of anything else ^U^ this is also my crying face lol ^U^ but that one was happy!! also give me fifty people in the comments!!
TL note: Here begins the first obvious instance of the dead becoming, or perhaps always being, trees. The tree as a symbol for death is certainly unique, as it is still a living being, just decidingly not a human, nor furry, nor robot, nor anything else like any of the characters in this story. This is definitely beyond mere metaphor, as characters interact with them as trees. It is one of the extended themes throughout the story that it wouldn’t be the same without.
Secondary TL note: One hundred and fifty one unique commenters.
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