As I woke up I saw Isabelle lying next to me in my bed. As I'm the great Teddy, I fucking panicked. What was she doing in my bed!? She has her own bed.

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The Divine Skill: Lucky Accident has indirectly been activated.

NANI!?! I accidentally grabbed Isabelle's delicate "bosom".

Muhahahaha!!

Holy fuck!! This sensation.. it couldn't be..

"GYAHH-!?" exclaimed Isabelle. An evil smirk could be seen on my face. MUHAHAHAHA!! Good job weird voice! For the first time you did something worth praise!

Shut up you ungrateful furball! I do everything for you!

..

"Umm.. c-could you please stop?!" begged Isabelle with tears in her eyes. I realized that my divine hands were unconsciously fondling her.

Hehe...

"Yes of course! Sorry.." I said pretending to be sorry while I wasn't of course! I put my hand away and a bit awkwardly sat down at the side of the bed.

The hidden Divine Quest: God's Blessing has been completed. You have been awarded 1 million diamond coins and 69000 skillpoints!

The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has automatically been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage.

1 million diamond coins has been stored by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage.

Alright, what the actual fuck..

HOLY FUCKKKK!!! That's a lot of money... I could buy my catgirl harem right now! YES!!!

I-I don't even know anymore. What is the point of living?

Excuse me. Are you even fucking alive?

Oh, good question. I think I'm alive though. But I'd rather be dead than to be of use to you in all honesty.

Well didn't you say it was fucking boring to be an RPG voice HUH!? Fucking self contradicting voice!

Huh?! You want to pick a fight or something boy?

You sound like some lowlife gangster.. disgusting... You don't deserve to be beside the great Teddy the fourth!

I-It was a joke! Just a joke!

Alright I'll forgive you.

"Good morning Isabelle! I didn't mean to do that by the way! Sorry once again!" I said. I smiled wryly.

Isabelle was still tomato red and she looked very awkward.

"I-It's okay..." whispered Isabelle.

Heiheihei.. it seems like no girl can resist Teddy!

ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ

What's that "look" for?

Nothing..

Alright I guess.

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As I was shopping with Isabelle I spotted a very beautiful girl, naturally my primal instincts very activated. She had silky white hair and very pale white skin. With her dark blue eyes that you could lose yourself in, she looked like a being out of this world. Truly celestial. I walked up to a guy close to me who was also enchanted by her appearance.

"Who is she?" I asked curiously. The guy looked surprised as if I was some kind of retard asking how to walk.

"Don't you know who she is!? It's the princess of the Purria Kingdom!" somewhat boasted the man as if he was proud that she was the princess of his kingdom.

"She isn't a catgirl though?" I thought out loud.

"She is a mixed breed. On the outside she looks like a normal human but she acts like a catgirl. Some people try to criticize her because she isn't a pure catgirl. Those people should burn in hell!" yelled the man.

"I see.." I said a bit confused on why he seemed so proud and enchanted by the princess. Isabelle lost in terms of appearance by a bit but she still looked more sexy as she resembled a cat more in my opinion!

"Don't worry Isabelle! You're also very beautiful!" I assured her. She instanty looked a bit more happy as she looked pretty sad when she compared herself to the elegant princess. But she was after all, also a princess of a different kingdom technically. Although her mother was just a concubine.

The hidden Unique Quest: Pleasing a Girl has been completed. 20 romance manga and 1000 skillpoints has been awarded!

The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has automatically been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage.

20 romance manga has been stored by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage.

You fucking cat!!!

HOHOOHHOHOHO!!

Santa Claus once again.. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)