《Overpowered Sadistic Cat》Completing Quests and Becoming Hot
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Before I go into the city I'd like to upgrade my appearance attribute a bit. How do I get skillpoints?
You get skillpoints by completing quests and levelling up.
I see. What quests are there available for me?
Three quests are available for you. But first I'll let you know that quests also have ranks, the higher rank, the higher reward. The ranks are exactly the same as the skill ranks so: Common, Uncommon, Rare, Mythical, Ancient, Legendary, Unique, Ultimate and Divine.
Currently displaying available quests:
Common Quest: Kill your first monster! (0/1) - You are a brave "hero" summoned to this fantasy world. Prove yourself worthy of the title by slaying a monster! - Rewards: 5 skillpoints, 1 erotic magazine
Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no)
Unique Quest: Kill ten innocent humans by obliterating their tailbone area! (0/10) - You resent humans and their trucks for having ran over your tail! Temporarily soothe your hatred by slaying ten of them by doing the same to them as they did to you! - Rewards: 50 skillpoints
Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no)
Divine Quest: Become the ruler of the entire Faciexali world! (0/1) - You are a being summoned by the celestial white tiger! Show your worth by becoming the true ruler of the world! - Rewards: 10 million skillpoints, the love of countless girls
Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no)
Ehh... I think I'll go with the common quest first.
The Common Quest: Kill your first monster has been accepted.
Okay. Now where do I find monsters?
You can literally find monsters anywhere in this forest if you go a bit to your left. There is a nest of Ghoul Vipers there, they should be extremely easy for you to kill.
Alright I'll go there. I went to the left and after around ten minutes I saw a dark pit. I looked down to see black water which looked a bit creepy. When I looked closer I saw several red eyes glowing in the darkness, they must be the ghoul vipers! How do I use my skills?
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Just ask me to use them for you dumbass! I don't think that you'd even need skills to utterly destroy this entire pit even if you were just level 50!!
Chill you damn voice!! Just use Wrath of a Spoiled Cat now!
Speak to me with more respect damn it!!
The Ultimate Skill: Wrath of a Spoiled Cat has been activated. For 10 minutes, your strength stat will be greatly enhanced, by 20 times.
Wow! I can really feel some insane power filling my body up. It feels like a demon is possessing my body and is using it to fight! All the power in this world belongs to the great Teddy now! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!!
SHUT UP!! I'm trying to binge read some romance manga masterpieces! Don't disturb my peace....
You, shut up!! I'm sick of this! Aren't you supposed to be the voice that supports me 24/7 instead of being the voice that complains when I do shit!? You must be a malfunction in the system! Anyways now I'll kill these Ghoul Vipers.. let me witness my true power!! I merely punched down with all my strength and the entire pit exploded. But it didn't stop there.. I literally created a tunnel down into the ground several thousands of meters deep. I was amazed at my own power. But that's only to be expected of me! I can imagine how weird it looked to see a cat punch its paw down and it resulting in a thousands meter deep crater. But I'm no normal cat! For I am Teddy!
The Common Quest: Kill your first monster has been completed. You have been awarded 5 skillpoints and 1 erotic magazine!
Uhh.. I don't really need the magazine but thanks! A magazine with sexy ladies on it appeared in front of me. I guess I can have it anyways hehe..
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An irregularity has been detected in the system!
The hidden Legendary Quest: Wrath of dragons has been completed. You have been awarded 1000 skillpoints and 1000 diamond coins!
... What's this?! I don't mind it but.. what the actual fuck!? 1000 diamond coins were also magically summoned in front of me.
Wow dude.. I wasn't expecting this. You indirectly completed the quest where you had to create a crater thousands of meter deep resembling the power of the legendary dragons who can only be found in ancient folktales!
That's cool! Put 200 skillpoints into Appearance hehe!!
... Are you sure man? 12 points is enough to make someone turn around to look at you, 15 is enough to be considered beautiful, 20 is the minium for becoming a model or actor, 30 being considered one of the most beautiful people on Earth and over that you'd be seen as celestial. Of course it's more common to be attractive here than in your former world, the Earth. And the standards for attractive is also different here. 20+ is considered beautiful.
I don't give a fuck! I'm Teddy the fourth so I need to be HOT!!
As you wish..
The attribute "Apperance" has been upgraded by 200 skillpoints!
The hidden Unique Quest: Stunning has been completed. You have been awarded 500 skillpoints and 1 celestial aura.
Wow.. I certainly didn't expect you to complete two hidden quests so fast. I guess being stupid comes with some perks too!
I'm not fucking stupid! I didn't expect this either but this is only but a happy accident! MUHAAHAH!! What's this celestial aura thing by the way?
It's self-explanatory basically. You become enveloped in an aura of celestial lights, such as my creator, the celestial white tiger guardian. The light's color resembles your personality. My creator's was red bright because he has an aggressive and short-tempered personality. He also loves to fight! You can deactive and activate the aura at will. It will be interesting to see your aura's color...
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