As I, the great Teddy the fourth was embarking on a great stroll around the mansion I saw five shady figures with black clothing. As they noticed me they out of nowhere rushed towards me. Since I'm a noble wise cat what do you think I did? I. FUCKING. RAN. AWAY!!! Like any human would do if five giants chased them. I hoped that they were just here to rob my owner but nope, they were here for me. Probably because I'm actually a very rare expensive breed. I didn't want to get caught as I had the perfect life here, so I went into the forest.

I ran and ran for hours. Finally I collapsed behind a big stone, I was really exhausted. I could hear the humans still chasing me and talking with each other. Fucking humans don't give up so easily do they?

As I was about to try to hide of course mother nature went against me. And by that I mean that my stomach growled like Cerberus from hell would do if some random god showed up in front of the gates of hell. Of course they noticed me, so the cool me instantly panicked. I used all the power I had left to rush towards a street as maybe they wouldn't dare kidnap a fine breed such as me in the middle of the street. As I was a quite well known cat, I've been in the papers a few times before and my family is very rich and famous so of course I will get some fame. Believe it or not I'm kind of a cat idol!

When I'd been chased for what seemed like days (minutes) I finally reached the street. I meowed out in joy and my weak legs gave their all. But just as I reached the street I saw something white... no.. it was a damn TRUCK... the driver was asleep and was about to hit me. I couldn't help but cry out in fear. Was I, the great Teddy the fourth really going to die in a ridiculous way like this? By being ran over by a truck while chased by a few maniacs? Cut the crap! I still have so much to do! Like marrying a catgirl in the flesh, fighting a shark and making tigers and lions my slaves!

The truck closed in on me and for some reason I wasn't hit. Or wait... immense pain started spreading throughout my body. I let out a sorrowful screech that sounded like a seagull's battlecry against a hawk. My tail... it was mashed. It no longer looked like a tail, but just bones with a little flesh and fur spread out on it.... this is worse than death.. or wait am I dying?

I was losing lots of blood rapidly as my beautiful butt also took a hit. It seems that this was, indeed, the end of Teddy the fourth. In the end I didn't really do all the things I desired, but atleast, I had a great life. It was short but.... fucking humans.. if I ever get the chance I'll crush them and their trucks!!!

"What are you getting all sentimental for?" asked a voice. The voice sounded vigorous and mighty. Heck, even celestial.

"Who are you??" I asked. I looked down to see just white, I was no longer at the street bleeding to death with my poor crushed tail, but in a white place. I could not even see myself anymore.. was I really dead?

"Hehe, you seem to be confused. For I am but the great celestial white tiger!" said the self-proclaimed white tiger.

I was shocked but this guy couldn't possibly be the rumoured celestial white tiger guardian. No way in hell. Or maybe? I'm after all a cat idol, maybe even the cat gods adore me.

"Are you sure?" I asked skeptically.

"Yes of course I am!!! Who do you think you are to question me lower lifeform?!?!" yelled the white tiger who suddenly appeared in front of me visibly annoyed and upset. He sure looked celestial, with bright lights shining all over him and unfathomable blue eyes.

"Alright master, I'll believe you. So, how come I'm here and not dead?" I said trying to act polite, but to be honest god or not anyone who disrespects me deserves a hard right hook on the face.

"You seemed interesting so I decided to run an experiment on you.. I will give you very strong powers and summon you in a fantasy worl-" said the white tiger guardian but I interupted him.

"Why can't you just revive me!?" I yelled annoyed. The white tiger now had visible veins popping out of his forehead displaying his anger.

"Shut up when I'm talking!!" yelled the tiger. He faked a cough and took five deep breaths to calm down. "As I was saying, you will be summoned to a fantasy world with great powers. Though that may not sound too appealing to you. So I added something... there are catgirls in that world! So y-"

"I'm in." I said with a resolute expression on my non-existent face.