《Lament of the Determined》if joey salads dont want that testicle i'm hungry
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jake found a monster,
jake was like
"I can't kill that monster I need a party of three extra people"
so jake left to find a party
"hello" said a woman "can I join"
"ok"
"Thanks, you stupid loser, stupid shit, stupid retard, shut up, you are pathetic"
"let's go find some other guy" said jake
"yeah ok, you stupid loser ass retard fool"
then jake found some guy
"what's your name"
"doesn't matter but i am strong"
"yep you sure are strong"
"observer me being strong"
then he lifted something
"wow," said jake "that's crazy, let's go"
"wow i hate you, sure would be crazy if we started dating," said woman
"yes fuck you and die" said strong
"actually" said woman " i am in doubt of your combat ability"
so then jake did something crazy
"i am no longer in doubt of your combat ability, cunt"
then they founds another guy and he joined the party.
then they went and fought the monster
then they were defeated
"oh my god why were we defeated" said strong
"i dont know " said jake " we need to be stronger maybe??"
"no" said woman
"no?????" wym???" said jake
" we need to work as a team"
so then they fought the monster but this time they won because of teamwork.
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