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Hold on. Back up. Since when was there a cave here. Strike that, since when did I enter a cave. If I remember correctly...... those hornets' nest is in the trees so why.......even if they brought me back to their nest.....

No. I definitely died. I can feel it in my bones, or whatever is my bones now because I definitely do NOT feels like I even have bones. I opened my eyes. Or more accurately....acutally, I don't even know now. Why the hell is my body a crystal? Hello? Knock knock Administrator?(A.N.: kumo desu ka, nani ka reference) You done goofed now. Alright, deep breaths, stay calm.....

LIKE HELL I CAN! Just give me my pizza.......I'm done.

I don't even have the cheats that the reincarnators have in the novels. Where is my Blue Screen! My Status! My Cheats! Gimme! I want it! Throw in some pizza too, I'm hungry. Actually....... back up, back up.

If memory serves, I have to yell "STATUS!" and a screen similar to an RPG's will appear right? Riiiigggghhht?

"Status!"....................

"狀態！".............

"statut!"......(A.N.: google translate is amazing)

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" Just give me bloody menu for freaks sake!"

Menu Status Catalogue You currently only have 1 notification

Oh what? I see, it's "menu", not "status". Hmmmm, what is this notification thing about.

Please select you starting creature.

Wait.... How in the world do I select my starting creature. What are those creatures in the first place?

...

"Select starting creature!"

*cricket chirping*

I see. The creator of these blue boxes must be some sadistic individual who loves to see a poor innocent person like me struggle.(A.N.: nah, I just wanted to try comedy) Let's try.....hmmmm....Oh let's check the sho-catalogue.

Catalogue Monster Creature [locked] [locked] [locked] [locked]

It's just like a game's mechanics huh.. 

Alright, lets pick the monster option first then, from what I read for leisure in my recent past life, this should be the best option.

Access Denied

Huh?