《journal teleport science something》whoops we're in a bullet calamity over here
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well i have run out of bullets. very suddenly. no more big chunky bullets for my cute dinky bulletgun.
also completely forgot to make a bulletmaker
so yeah
no bullets
this is problem
but we are all about solutions over here in biscuit fort land. we are very big on turning that frown upside down and then putting a teleport on it and turning the frown into some kind of zipzapping laser boomerang. weaponised badmoods is what i'm talking about. believe it.
first things first. send out scavenging scamp army to find more bullets. i mean there must be some lying around. people in games and movies and tv shows find guns and ammo just like literally everywhere in a post apocalyptic situation. why not me? #4 got those first lovely bullet cans from somewhere. went through drone records but it turns out i never got around to making location data nicely readable so i got bored of that super fast. asked #4 to go get more bullets anyway. he went off without a complaint. he's a good boy really.
although that means my precious water outpost isn't as guarded as i'd like. i mean it didn't get attacked last time. i just blew it up accidentally. that one is all the way on me. so maybe ants will ignore it. maybe. maybe. maybemaybemaybe
second things second. what alternate weapons do i have now that my beautiful tiny cute mighty teenybulletgun is useless. crudballs of course. inaccurate. bulky. stupid. i mean they are stupid. it feels stupid to use them. they do splat ants if they manage to hit them but bleh.
laser shotgun. still no power. so no.
could possibly invent a new aggby powered gun or laser or something. or use drones somehow? could drones be a weapon?
might look into that
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in the meantime well it looks like crudballs are my only hope. crap. but no jin. be not negative. do not get down on the innocent crudballs. they are doing their best. it is not their fault they are ugly and stupid.
so okay. first step. make them not ugly. maybe what if oh okay what if they were not crudballs. what if they were crudbullets.
like i mean instead of being like little cannonballs
they were like little bulletballs
wait no
cannonbullets
no
crudbullets
had it right the first time
i could do different shapes maybe. like if a crudthing is pointy maybe it kill ant gooder? i can work with this. i can do tests and experiment this the heck up. different sizes. different shapes. oh and then i can put a switch on the thing and i can use different shapes and sizes for different things and i can line up a whole bunch of crudholes and okay i have found the excitement in this project.
i am ready to science.
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