《Hero Delivery》chapter 7
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Somewhere, where none dared to tread, on a broken world, in a storm of sand, to people walk the dunes searching.
“Where are we?” The woman asks pulling up her mask to keep the sand off her face.
The man shouted to be heard over the storm. “Beyond the void!”
“No! This is a desert, and why are we walking?”
“Have you ever tried to drive a truck over sand dunes?” The man asked as the storm suddenly passed, leaving the two people staring at each other. The woman looked annoyed and the man just rolled his eyes before adding, “ it's the only way we can move here.”
“I thought you could drive anywhere?” She asked sarcastically.
The man became serious with his answer, “Not beyond the void.”
The woman looked around the empty space, nothing to see for miles in every direction except for the wandering storms. “Why are we even here?”
The man turned and continued making his way across the dunes, “For a delivery.”
The woman hurried to catch up, “To who? There's no one on this entire planet.”
“No, there is one left.”
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On an empty stretch of glass, the only place in this world where there was no sand, a god sat trying to understand.
“I watched as my world fell. Taken by the chaos as the last creature fell, and my world died. Nothing but husks of what once was life.” The god paced as he lamented the death of its world. Remembering when he had raged, in his anger he destroyed everything that was left. All the lives he had shepherded gone, all records now destroyed. He had raged until the world was nothing but a desert.
The god stopped his pacing looking around, "What is left?” The god was lost. “What do I do now? There is nowhere for me to go. The other gods fell fighting, and only I hold what's left of the world together.” The god fell o his knees, “Why didn't they come after me after the others fell?”
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“Once a world is consumed, they no longer hunt.” A voice said right next to the god, causing him to jump startled. The god looked towards the voice seeing two people standing covered in sand, taking off a pair of masks.
“Who are you?” The god asked in disbelief.
The man wiped the sand off his cloak, “I’m a delivery man.”
“How?”
“I'm here for a package.” The man said looking down at the god.
“What use do I have for trinkets?” The god's anger began to rise as he snapped, “My world has ended.”
“Yes. It has, but I’m not here for a delivery. I’m here for a pickup.”
“Hey” The woman tapped on the man's shoulder, “What are we picking up?”
“Yes. I would also like to know.” The god asked staring hard at the man.
The man smiled, “A god.”
“Are you my end?” The god asked his anger deflating.
“In a way.”
The god's eyes widened. He finally began to understand "You are..."
“Yes.” The man interrupted the god.
The god began to laugh and laugh bordering the edge of madness before shouting. "Yes! Yes! Let us go, beyond. Beyond, everything!”
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It was a long while after the two met the god, and brought him to the truck that the woman finally asked. “Um, what was all that?
“I did my job.”
“But you deliver heroes.”
“I do.”
“But...” Cogs could slowly be seen turning in the woman's head.
The man saw this, “I can see you’re getting it.”
The woman’s eyes widened as she said in disbelief, “There's no way.”
“Why not?” The man asked raising an eyebrow.
“Be...Because he's a god.” The woman stuttered trying to get her words out.
“Why would that make a difference?” The man asked before adding, “Sometimes gods can be heroes too.”
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Old Riding Author Lunatic Asylum
Just off the A19, in the dark, incomprehensible lands known as Yorkshire, there lies a town. A town where shadow-silent alleys glint with the secret hunger of knives. Where blood soaks the chipboard window shutters of forsaken terraces stretching off into the night. Where the smog-choked air rattles with the depraved laughter echoing out from clubs that can only generously be described as post-apocalyptic. Well, that’s Middlesbrough. But down the A19 a bit (an impossibly long way down, actually) there lies another town: Raughnen, in the ancient, forgotten Old Riding. It is an equal match in muggery and thuggery alike. It also has magic spells and pointy wizard hats. And now, across the miles and across all sensibilities, a pretty nasty power (a magic one) calls out for its pretty nasty counterpart (a decidedly unmagic one): a proper sound Boro lad. Nothing good can come of it. This is a collection of one novella and four connected short stories: I. A Yorkshire Summoning II. Old Riding Day Trip (the novella) III. Heaven is a Parmo IV. Death on the 66 V. Death on the 257 In total, this comprises 34 chapters totalling around 35,000 words, so try not to worry. It will be over relatively quickly. There are three more short stories with more tenuous links to the core collection: Rush, Paper Round and Scenario 79: Sausage Fingers, all of which can be found in my collection Short Records of Misadventure. Reading these may allow you to make more sense of certain parts of the story, if any sense is to be made at all. NOTE: There are instances of prejudice and discrimination within these stories, including elements of sexism and ageism, which are purely the thoughts and actions of the characters involved and which certainly do not reflect my own views on these matters. ANOTHER NOTE; A WARNING, PERHAPS: This can get a bit weird. In less than 150 pages, we have four viewpoints, first and third person narratives, and a completely disjointed plot with lots of gaps, dead ends and no real resolution. Also ZERO lunatic asylums. It's all a bit odd. If that sort of thing isn't your cup of tea, which it most likely isn't, it might be best to move on now.
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8 150Farblade
In the year 2046, where humanity advanced further than imaginable and created a device that broke world records and setting new heights for competitors all over the world, how will they keep up? Allowing people to enter a role-playing game world, where you can use weapons such as sword, axe and more, would you want to get involved? Knowing how to enter the game world, how will you leave the game world? https://www.wattpad.com/user/Zoldyar This is my work and I will be posting it on Royalroadl.com
8 74CALL OF THE DAO
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8 117A Wish
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