Todd knocked on the bathroom stall even more insistently.

He wasn’t one to cock-block, but they sure were taking their sweet time in there, and the next round of the tournament was about to start.

The screaming and moaning had stopped ten minutes ago, so they had to be snuggling now.

“Bro? I’m coming in. Get your clothes on.”

No answer.

He opened the door, saw the couch. The mood light was on. The throw pillows had been thrown, as they were meant to be, their clothes were scattered about, and the cushions were wet with the girl’s pussy drippings.

Yet they were nowhere to be seen.

“Jake, what are you guys doing?”

He hoped his friend still had both kidneys. Losing one his first time might put the poor guy off sex forever.

Searching like this wasn’t doing anything. He went back to the doorway and flipped on the overhead lights.

He checked every stall.

He checked the air ducts. If movies taught him anything, it was that you can go anywhere in an air duct… but the openings were all too small. She would’ve had to take a lot more than a kidney if Jake was going to fit through there.

He started tapping the floors, looking for secret passageways.

That’s what he was doing when the GameShop employee walked in.

“Your friend gonna play or not? And holy shit, did they do it on the couch?”

“Help me look for hidden passageways.”

“For what?”

“I knew that girl was too good to be true. She kidnapped my friend, and I’m going to find him.”

The GameShop employee got out his phone, started dialing.

“What are you doing?”

“My manager said to call if— hey, boss, uh… you’re not gonna believe this, but…. Okay, maybe you will believe it, but… yeah. It happened.”