longish chapter this time, but some bad news, i'm feeling rather BLEEGH right now so i'm calling of the all day writing fest for some meds and sleep.... if i'm up again later tonight i might start the next chapter, otherwise you'll have to wait a day for your helping of Vampire crack.....

Anyway enjoy!!!!!

When I woke up I was sure I was somewhere I had never been before. Why? Because the only things in this room were: three bare, blank dark colored stone walls, and another wall just like the others, only with a crease at one edge, and a small rectangular hole about 5 feet of the ground.

It was like an old school prison cell, just without the bars….. and the bedding…….. and any sort of personal hygiene essentials…. Or anything really…..

Well this place is……………………. humble……… what ever happened to royal prisoner status? aren’t I soppused to get like a fully equipped bedroom that’s locked from the outside or something?

I am a spoiled prince who has never had to deal with anything this run down or dirty, I DEMAND better accommodation!!! Or at least a place with a fucking LIGHT SOURCE!!!!

………………………… somehow I doubt that trying something like that will go over well with these people………… Ah well time to muster up my pride, gather my courage and do something I do well.

Time to update THE LIST!!!!

{ [THE LIST] }

{ 1. Escape/Revenge!!! }

{ 2. Develop a core mentality… stop REACTING begin to ACT }

{ 3. Learn to run and move like I want }

{ 4. Hide how well I can talk now (too many complex words will alarm people, and lose cute points) }

{ 5. Learn all I can about my new world }

{ 6. Maintain my position of Authority…. Otherwise I’ll probably end up dead… }

{ 7. Learn to trust Sally, find out all I can about the gods (how do I USE faith?) }

{ 8. Learn magic }

{ 9. Gain loyal followers ready and willing to die for me if need be }

{ 10. Don’t die }

There that should do it. Now how to go about my clever escape plan…… I know!!!!

I took the deepest breathe I could, gathered all the air that could fit in my little lungs and started the SCREAMING-CRYING-WAILING-OF-DOOM!!!!!! plan

“WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Alt)

If THIS does not get me some attention nothing will…………………….

The door finally opened. I noted it opened out, that might be useful later… a rather busty lady with long honey-blond curls, brown leather armor, and a kind face walked in before the door shut again. She looked around 20, but that means nothing to a Vampeerus. She had a concerned expression, and seemed to be really nervous. I recognized her voice once she started talking.

“Shhhhh Shhhhhhhh it’s ok, everything's ok…. No one is going to hurt you! Don’t cry……” (Yanta)

I stopped crying as loud as I could, but made sure there were still tears coming out of my eyes. I looked at the woman, specifically her chest and thought to myself.

How the actual FUCK did she hide those…. She looked like she had a slim, flat figure in that other outfit………… NO! BAD ALT!!!! Don’t let the nice pair of tits distract you! The plan, remember the plan.

“I…. Hic… I-I wan’d MAMA!!! WAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!” (Alt)

“Yanta, you wanted to see him so bad, so you shut him up! This damn mana field around the cell is keeping me from killing the little shit from out here, but if I have to listen to that thing FUCKING CRYING for another four hours I’ll open the door and Kill it myself!!! I don’t give a FUCK if the tri-kingdom plan needs him anymore!!!” (???)

“I’ll HANDLE it… I said I would wouldn’t I? Just stick to your orders. It’s my shift to guard him next anyway you just go if you can’t handle this. I’ll do your shift to!” (Yanta)

“FINE take the shift no blood out of my veins… just don’t think anyone will be coming down to let you out till tomorrow evening, you know the rules….” (???)

I heard the door guard walk away, and toned down the waterworks. If I’m understanding things right I have a little more than 24 hours with little miss ninja here… and no one will be coming to interrupt us…..

Well isn’t that JUST perfect….. It’s almost like they WANT me to escape….. How kind of them!

“Yes, yes whatever…. Everyones acting like he’s some sort of dangerous monster and not a cute child. Haaaaaaaaaaaah…. What am I gonna do with you? If you keep this up the next person on shift may just follow through with it, and not make hollow threats, ya’ know?” (Yanta)

I doubt that will apply to me by then…..

“Hic…. Hic hic…. Can’d I…. Hic… Can’d I hawve a huggsssy….?” (Alt)

I gave her the EYES 3.0 (now including pure LONGING!!!) and had my lips tremble as I held out both arms towards her.

“….. Pweaze?....” (Alt)

“I-I-I-I g-guess that d-doesn’t TECHNICALLY break any of the r-rules…. H-h-here you go. H-hugsy!” (Yanta)

Her eyes were darting all over the place, and she obviously just made some bullshit up to reassure herself that she wasn’t breaking any of this places RULES by locking herself inside with a PRISONER for more than a day. Oh and leading that time off with a FUCKING hug…. Sometimes I think my cuteness and charm are more dangerous than Fera when she’s mad…….

Yanta approached where I sat with my arms out, knelt down and gave me a tight hug. She even sighed as she did, like she had wanted to do this for a long time, but only just now got the chance. Basically she fell for my plan hook, line, and sinker.

I took the time she was in lala-huggy-land to prepare myself.

I will probably only get one shot at this, and truth be told I’m not sure if my dexterity is high enough to pull this off………….. ah well if this doesn’t work there is always plan B….. and C…… if she gets past plan F I am screwed though………. Ok focus Alt you have to time this perfectly…..

I moved my right arm, careful not to let Yanta notice what I was doing, and positioned it where I calculated would be the best place for it to move from and cover all the possible vectors of travel I foresaw. I took a big bite out of my tongue, chomping off a good portion of it in the process, and bit deeply into Yanta’s neck.

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!” (Yanta)

I didn’t hesitate, the moment she opened her mouth for the scream-turned-moan, I shoved my right hand as deep inside her mouth as I could.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! FUCKING SALLY RIDING AN EAGLE THROUGH A CIRCUS WITH A CLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!!!

THIS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn’t believe the pain I was in. my tongue was on fire, and no amount of numbing venom was stopping the pain, and I think I just broke my hand with that stunt….. I KNOW her teeth are In it, I could fell when she bit down out of reflex, but I think her fangs went straight through. It didn’t help that she was struggling, and thrashing around. Oh Sally did this hurt….. I hadn’t called for HER name in a way that might be considered prayer since we last talked, but this was just too much…. I couldn’t stop myself and it just came out….

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………” (Yanta)

I could see that all my blood was having an effect, her eyes were glazing over, and she stopped struggling so much. Yanta was starting to drink from my mangled hand instead of having me force my blood down her throat.

“UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN………… MUGPH! MUGPH MUGPH!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………………………………….” (Yanta)

She really has gotten into this, she has even started choking on all the blood she’s trying to drink, and I think this is her fifth orgasm……..

Yanta is clutching me to her so strongly It’s starting to hurt more than my hand………… I heard popping and snapping sounds from my back a while ago………. I think she may have broken it………………………… I think I may be losing too much blood and suffering from to many wounds……………………….. I’m starting to see red spots in my vision, and sounds are starting to fade out……………….

FUCK!!! I hope this doesn’t kill me…………………………………….

Yanta Fiessus

It would be a difficult mission. Almost all the higher-ups said it just couldn’t be done.

I proved them wrong in less than a month. With my talents in infiltration, espionage, and strategy/tactics, I had all the tools needed to gather information, and plot out the safest way to get it done.

The higher-ups wanted me to choose who I thought had the best chance of pulling this off. I chose myself and my childhood friend Tillyasa.

Together we could do anything. She was the muscle and I was the brains. That was how it’s always been, and how it’ll always be. I knew she wouldn’t hesitate to come with me, we both thought that Natasha Nosferatusa’s reign of tyranny had to end. This was the best way to see that it did.

Everything went well at first, the queen was holding court, the assassin was off doing errands for her prince, and the child was sitting all alone on the veranda…….. on a maid………….. who looked to be enjoying herself…….

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Is this what nobles do when no one watches them?!?! He’s barely a child and he’s doing something so cruel already?!?!?!

“You didn’t plan for the servant right? How do you want to do this?” (Till)

Ahhhh….. That’s right Till always takes care of the unexpected stuff….. I just need to stay calm and carry out the mission….

“As I didn’t account for this, I leave it up to you. Do as you see best…” (Yanta)

Till snuck up on the maid and readied her dagger to strike……

I didn’t expect the prince to be SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! No wonder that maid wanted to be his chair……… I almost want to be his chair……… I just wish that Till was a bit more gentle with him, he is just an innocent child. It’s not his fault the queen adopted him……….

Then she dragged me to the contra-mage for a full examination. I don’t know why she thought I would need one, there were no magic wards on the path I chose for us….

She insisted that it be done twice just to be sure, then she called another over to confirm the first’s findings. I wish she would have just let me look after the little prince like she promised…….

“WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Alt)

I heard the most heartbreaking cries as I came to the specially made cell for prince Altorus. It was made to block out all types of magic from both the inside and the out with a field of pure untainted mana. Not even the queen’s impressive abilities should be able to get inside that without our permission.

After arguing with the guard, then agreeing to take on her shift, I was let into the cell. I looked at the child who I had helped kidnap, and seeing his state, the clear MISERY he was in…. I felt nothing but guilt

“Shhhhh Shhhhhhhh it’s ok, everythings ok…. No one is going to hurt you! Don’t cry……” (Yanta)

He stopped crying, but I could still see tears coming out of his eyes. I looked at the boy and tried to convince myself that our… MY cause was right, and not to let my guilt cause me to do something foolish…. Like break him out of here……….

“I…. Hic… I-I wan’d MAMA!!! WAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!! MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!” (Alt)

“Yanta, you wanted to see him so bad, so you shut him up! This damn mana field around the cell is keeping me from killing the little shit from out here, but if I have to listen to that thing FUCKING CRYING for another four hours I’ll open the door and Kill it myself!!! I don’t give a FUCK if the tri-kingdom plan needs him anymore!!!” (Door guard)

How can she be so callus to a child?

“I’ll HANDLE it… I said I would wouldn’t I? Just stick to your orders. It’s my shift to guard him next anyway you just go if you can’t handle this. I’ll do your shift to!” (Yanta)

“FINE take the shift no blood out of my veins… just don’t think anyone will be coming down to let you out till tomorrow evening, you know the rules….” (???)

I heard the door guard walk away, and looked back at the child sitting in the middle of this hellhole…..

Well at least the callous idiot has left….

“Yes, yes whatever…. Everyones acting like he’s some sort of dangerous monster and not a cute child. Haaaaaaaaaaaah…. What am I gonna do with you? If you keep this up the next person on shift may just follow through with it, and not make hollow threats, ya’ know?” (Yanta)

And I don’t want to see you hurt……. No won’t let these people hurt you!

“Hic…. Hic hic…. Can’d I…. Hic… Can’d I hawve a huggsssy….?” (Alt)

He looked at me, and when I saw his eyes something broke inside me…. It might have been my conviction to our cause, or it might have just been my heart…. He looked so SAD……… but somehow it made him even CUTER

“….. Pweaze?....” (Alt)

“I-I-I-I g-guess that d-doesn’t TECHNICALLY break any of the r-rules…. H-h-here you go. H-hugsy!” (Yanta)

I was going insane……. All I wanted was to hug this impossibly cute creature in front of me and make it feel better. Hold it close and tell it everything will be ok…..

I walked to where he sat with his arms out for his hugsy, I knelt down and gave him a tight hug.

I may have even sighed as I did too….

As I was enjoying the warm hug, I felt something dig deep into my neck. It HURT, but then it felt SOOOO GOOOOOD……..

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!” (Yanta)

As I let out a voice that was equal parts scream of pain and moan of sheer pleasure, I felt something get shoved into my mouth. I bit down hard on reflex and heard a pained, but somehow cute and pleasant gasp, then the sensation on my neck returned.

I didn’t know what was going on, but I struggled and fought to stop it, but then there was the

PLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSUUUURRRRREEEEE………………..

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………” (Yanta)

I was losing the battle, and losing my mind.

I didn’t even try to fight anymore, the notion dying as quick as it came. I started to drink the blood in my mouth instead of trying to cough it up. It was liquid ecstasy, and I wanted MORE!!!!! I kept drinking, even choking on it going down, and with every swallow I could feel myself cum, all while the world seemed to fade away. I think I was begging, but with my mouth full and my mind somewhere blissful and warm I couldn’t really tell.

“UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN………… MUGPH! MUGPH MUGPH!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………………………………….” (Yanta)

I held the boy tighter, some part of me recognizing him as the source of my currant feelings. If that was true I never wanted to let him go. How could I have thought of this…. THIS gift to my very soul, my very being as being merely cute.

I was incoherent...

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Yanta)

I wasn’t myself…

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Yanta)

I was more than myself.

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to tell him I loved him, but it came out as nothing more than mewling….

“NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NNNNYYYAAAAAHHHH!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went beyond love….

“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Yanta)

I think I fainted then, but when I regained consciousness I was still drinking……………….

I just stared forward at the wall………..

I knew the truth now………..

I was nothing, it was that simple. Without the prince I was nothing………

I could still feel the pleasure from drinking his blood, but it seemed…….. Less... somehow. I wanted more NEEDED MORE, but the blood couldn’t give me what I wanted……….

I looked back down at the prince….

I felt a pleasant tingle that was better than anything and everything I had felt so far……

“Haaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn………………” (Yanta)

My voice hurt, and was no more than a mere whisper but……..

I came again from that tingle…. The mere hint, mere TASTE of the MORE I needed was enough to destroy me……..

In that moment I was born again…..

I was born to serve my one and only master…..

I placed his mouth at my neck, it had healed somehow during this whole experience, and cut myself so that my master might drink and regain his strength….

The knowledge that I was giving of myself to the master brought back the tingling sensation, but this time soooooooo much more powerfully…..

“UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn………” (Yan)

As I held my master while he slept and drank, I heard him mumble something…..

Wanting nothing more than to be of more service to him I strained to hear what troubled my master’s rest.

“…………..Abil……ity………..up……..grade………..ed?........................” (Alt)

hope you liked that cliffhanger! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway imma go throw up now......................

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