On August 12th 1996 into the world came probably one of the most psychotic woman that Earth had ever known, and her name was Emily, she was born into a rich household as the only child. But she was never spoiled and never loved and only taught on how to be a proper lady so to take out her frustrations Emily found a lovely hobby.

When Emily was in pre-school she killed the class rabbit, it was white with dark red eyes and everyone adored it, now you may be wondering "how can a weak little girl kill a cute little rabbit?", well, it is quite simple really, she grabbed the rabbit and bashed its head against its cage until her hands, the white rabbits face and the rest of the cage was the same colour as the poor rabbits eyes.

The reason the little psycho did this? she hated how the rabbit got more attention than her, it was that simple and that crazy. For the rest of her pre-school years she was avoided and called crazy and she loved every second of it. Of course she went through the usual therapist session to get her checked out but she acted like the sweet innocent girl she wasn't and passed herself off with 'mild anger issues', After that all was forgotten and she lived a relatively normal pre-school life

But when Emily was in middle school she was found in the science lab boiling the frogs and turtles alive, of course her only excuse was 'they just fell in'. Besides who would believe a little girl barely even 8 wanted to literally boil animals alive? Even though she did have a track record of hating animals.

But Emily had to stop. See, she was pretty intelligent for her age, tell the adults what they want to hear and and you'll get to bite that bitches ear. This was one of her favourite sayings she made up when she was forced to partner up with Little Miss Sunshine of the class for a project and was soon fed up with the whores 'we can do it!' and 'wanna be friends!' and so her little saying came to life. Of course Emily sweet talked the adults and got off with a warning. Meanwhile the whore got off easy, getting to keep the other half of her ear.

Soon Emily turned 12 and moved to high school. And oh what fun she had the day she got admitted, she brought her favourite knife she used for skinning little dogs to school and lured a puppy with her which she then skinned and during the opening ceremony threw its remains onto the Year Representative. All was done from the safety of the beams on top of the stage. No one ever discovered who it was and it was later found out that the dog Emily lured was the Year Representatives new puppy.

What a Fucking Coincidence was now Emily's new favourite saying.

After Emily graduated high school which she would sorely miss after her years of her undiscovered fun and horror for others. She went to be the top of her class in almost everything and majored in psychology in Uni.

Which brings us to the present...