In a green forest, a young master is running trough a thick part of it, bleeding heavily and out of breath, he stops at a little clearing.

"How could they betray me, my own comrades trough life and dead, even my blood brother, how could I have seen it coming..."

Lamented our hero, having till now ignored the fact that his "friends" are part of the "Evil dark crimson asura of Betrayal" Sect and tried to kill him at least 8 times before.

"Damned, so them poisoning my food 8 times in a row wasn’t an accident? These dastardly backstabbers are truly masters in the arts of intrigue…"

...Yes, truly, how could our wuxia-hero have seen it coming before.

"Well, at least they didn’t manage to steal my treasure, they may laugh now, but after I cultivate to the pinnacle with the hidden forbidden celestial cultivation method in this seemingly normal golden ring,

The ultimate thousand devil dark dragon god buddah 100000 Lotus gold finger-

*Cough*, shit name, *cough*

- technique, I shall pay back my humiliation a thousand times over and reclaim- *cough* -my family’s-*cough* -honor."

Yet, despite the conviction of our wuxia-hero, it seems he does not have much time left in this earthly world.

"Damned...is this really the end of my rise to the pinnacle...maybe, but If they kill me, I can’t give them the satisfaction of owning my priceless treasure... "

And so, our dying wuxia-hero thought intensely about what to do, while staring at his priceless ring and shortly after seemingly having made up his mind.

“I made my decision!”

And so our wuxia-hero took his ring and imbued it his soul, slowly parting with his dying body…

"I wonder which fated hero will continue my legacy, at least I can die knowing that one day,

some fated good hearted hero will take revenge for me and restore my family’s honor."

And so, after the thousands of hardships he endured, our wuxia hero falls at last.

"Hey...can you answer me a last question, narrator-sama..."

...

"What is a wuxia?"

...If you buy premium membership-

"Nevermind, I forgot how much of a cocksucker you are, narrator-sama."

...Rude.

Host is dead, Host got a Highscore of 125425

You know, I never understood the point of the high scores, not like they will see them when they are dead, no?

I'm not starting that discussion with you again.

...You are just jealous that I am the employee of the month again.

Ok, that's it, you wanna throwdown bitch?

1v1 Rust bro.

Fuck you let's do it.

...While crawling about in the forest once again, our hero, as always, practices his favourite ability.

"Fuck you, why are you back again, I thought you died because you were silent for hours already, don't bring my hopes up again... god, why the hell do I still have the fucking taste of elven corpse in my mouth after half a fucking day,

this is just such a shit day, didn’t even find anyone to backstab befriend yet, honestly this shitty

game can go fuck itself in its fucking fuck-"

But then our hero noticed something shiny lying in the middle of a small clearing and decides to investigate.

"Ohhh, shiny Ring...wonder if I can sell it to the shitty system for premium membership…"