Please select Evolution:

1. Greater green sloth (D-)

Bigger, harder, stronger and more lazy than ever. This is the most common path a sloth will take in their miserable life. It also gets a minor affinity to nature and is very protective of the part of the forest it inhabits and, in return is cherished by the forest spirits which may inhabit the forest.

2. Pink sloth (D)

The sloth loses its camouflage but is more cuter than ever and gains a minor fire affinity. Often kept as pets by lower nobility as unlike other monsters it is extremely passive and easily satisfied with a diet of leafs and fruits.

Also, very, very gay.

3. Danger sloth (D+)

Known for its unsocial lifestyle, this sloth is an opportunist that will endanger everyone around it if it means it can get what it wants. Mainly what it wants is food and a cozy place to sleep. This sloth gets a minor affinity for the rare chaos element, but is an outcast among other sloths.

Huh, and I always thought being gay wasn't a choice.. guess the Catholics were right for once, even if it was on another planet and probably another whole universe.

Well back to the question at hand, so I can either be a hippie sloth that gets fucked by tree spirits, a gay pink sloth that gets fucked by some noble, or a psychopath sloth that fucks everyone else over but is an asshole.…

"Well you know what they say; in this life, you either get fucked, or fuck them first."

And so our hero finally has the courage to express his fetis-

“How much does it cost to get a premium membership again?”