《Oblivion Online (complete)》Book 2 Chapter 16
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Shadow outpost dungeon chatroom
Current members: Likes2lurk, WarriorPrincess, TheUnrustable, HolyDungeonDiver, RycranSeacrest, FirestarterOzai, First_of_his_kind, JimboJonsies, ThePatman, GrumbleGnumbleMonster, Lilak’n’Lillies, WhatsUpChuck, and 16 anonymous people.
TheUnrustable: So Rycran, have you been strolling through the boards looking at the tactics for tomorrow?
RycranSeacrest: Very little.
WarriorPrincess: Why not? Seems like it would be good to prepare.
RycranSeacrest: Or a great way to skew expectations. First_of_his_kind has access to the message boards as well, and I’m sure he would love for me to plan around what he’s already done. Knowing him, he probably has several tricks he hasn’t shown yet.
First_of_his_kind: Now what makes you think I have something up my sleeve? *Cackles maniacally*
RycranSeacrest: See what I mean? He’s devious.
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: Devious? I’ld call him sadistic.
First_of_his_kind: The middle part of your name sounds familiar. Have I killed you recently?
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: Yes!
ThePatman: How did he off you? Traps?
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: No. The b****** shot me in the f****** face! Twice!
*I am a bot. Please refrain from swearing in chat. You have been flagged. Repeated flagging before the timer expires will result in silencing and eventually expulsion.*
First_of_his_kind: I REMEMBER YOU! In my defense, you were just sitting there after getting resurrected, kinda like you were asking for it.
WarriorPrincess: “They were asking for it” isn’t really a good defense.
First_of_his_kind: Fine, maybe I thought his name was McShootyFace?
TheUnrustable: Still not the most ignoble death in the dungeon.
WhatsUpChuck: Who has that honor?
TheUnrustable: I do. Stuck my head in a hole looking for enlightenment.
WhatsUpChuck: . . .
Lilak’n’Lillies: HAHAHAHAHA! NOT ANYMORE!
TheUnrustable: Say what now?
WhatsUpChuck: Oh, please don’t.
Lilak’n’Lillies: You have been immortalized. There is a giant hole in one of the walls, called The Unrustable Hole of Glory, or something like that.
WhatsUpChuck: Please don’t say it.
Lilak’n’Lillies: Chuck here decided to stick his head in a “Glory hole sized for a minotaur.”
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TheUnrustable: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WarriorPrincess: Too funny
First_of_his_kind: Don’t worry Chuck. You weren’t the only one. Last time I checked, that hole had claimed four victims.
LoremasterEddy has entered the chat.
LoremasterEddy: Putting a call out for everyone, a quest from the loremasters.
FirestarterOzai: Go on
LoremasterEddy: Anyone who can decipher this text, and tell the Loremaster clan what language it is in will receive 100 platinum in game as well as an enchantment of their choosing.
WhatsUpChuck: Holy Shooooooot!
TheUnrustable: Lay it on us!
LoremasterEddy:
⠠⠇⠊⠅⠑⠀⠁⠀⠃⠇⠊⠝⠙⠀⠍⠁⠝⠀⠗⠑⠁⠙⠊⠝⠄⠂⠀⠠⠊⠄⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠊⠝⠄⠀⠊⠞⠲
First_of_his_kind: Hehehe, that looks familiar. Shockingly familiar.
LoremasterEddy: You know it?!
First_of_his_kind: Eyuuuuup.
Likes2Lurk: *chuckles*
Likes2Lurk: Nice one First.
LoremasterEddy: What does it say?
Likes2Lurk: The offer still stands even if you don’t like what it says, right?
LoremasterEddy: The loremasters clan doesn’t go back on their word.
Likes2Lurk: Very well. It is written in braille, and says, “Like a blind man reading, I’m feeling it.”
LoremasterEddy: I’ve never seen that language in the game. Where did you find it?
WarriorPrincess: I get it! HAHAHAHAHA
WhatsUpChuck: That gets a groan from me
LoremasterEddy: THE LANGUAGE! WHERE!
FirestarterOzai: Calm your tits Ed. Braille isn’t in the game, it’s a real life form of writing. The bumps provide something for blind people so they can read.
LoremasterEddy: But. But it’s in the game. Why would they?
RycranSeacrest: I think First’s prank just broke him.
First_of_his_kind: Not my fault he wasn’t compatible with puns.
LoremasterEddy: I won’t stand for this! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
TableBot: ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Please don’t flip tables. I am a bot that rights flipped tables.
Likes2Lurk: Now that’s a bot I haven’t seen in a while.
BettingBot: Greetings! I am a bot here to remind you about the grudge match tomorrow! The battle will be played live in all local inns and arenas. In addition, you may bet on all sorts of things. Who will die first? How many times will people die? Will the dungeon be completed? There are even bets on how long until the first death. Currently people have placed 9,175,554,444 bets.
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RycranSeacrest: That’s a lot of bets.
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: Yeah, a lot of the betting places have been running 24 hours a day and there are still lines out the door.
Dairy_Airman has logged on
Dairy_Airman: Heya everybody!
WarriorPrincess: Hey Airman
WhatsUpChuck: hi
RycranSeacrest: Hey Airman.
FirestarterOzai: I suddenly see a fleet of airplanes piloted by cows. Thanks for that.
First_of_his_kind: I bet he was going for something a little more crude than that.
Dairy_Airman: You know it! Gotta get around those filters somehow. Just takes a bit of creativity.
Dairy_Airman: So, I hear the guy who is playing the monster in the fort is here, that true?
First_of_his_kind: It is.
Dairy_Airman: Sweet! Can you tell me how to get one of those awesome statues?
WhatsUpChuck: What statues? The one in the main chamber?
Dairy_Airman: Naw dude, there’s this hidden alcove thingy. A buddy found a gnarly statue in there.
WarriorPrincess: I thought that alcove was empty? Something about treasure being in another location.
First_of_his_kind: Luck of the draw. I put a statue in after a few groups go through with the thing empty.
LoremasterEddy: Wait, you crafted that?
First_of_his_kind: You got one?
LoremasterEddy: I got two drakelings piercing a knight’s chest with spears. The detail on that is fantastic. I could see the blood droplets on the spear tip.
Dairy_Airman: Wait, there are different ones? My buddy got a drakeling smith working in a forge.
WhatsUpChuck: I want one too!
First_of_his_kind: Sorry guys, I’m far too busy to take commissions. So I wish you luck on getting into the dungeon tomorrow and finding one.
Dairy_Airman: Don’t do me like that bro!
First_of_his_kind: It’s not you bro. It’s me.
Likes2Lurk: Savage.
WarriorPrincess: Wow, our little lurker has spoken a lot today. What’s the occasion?
Likes2Lurk: . . .
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: And he’s back to being silent.
First_of_his_kind: Alright everyone, it’s been fun but I gotta go. Lot to do for tomorrow.
WarriorPrincess: Later
RycranSeacrest: See you soon
First_of_his_kind has logged off.
RycranSeacrest: Alright, didn’t want to ask with him still here, but rumor has it nobody has made it past the second floor. Truth?
GrumbleGnumbleMonster: True as far as I know.
LoremasterEddy: that’s what we have found out as well.
Lilak’n’Lillies: Second floor only.
RycranSeacrest: Ok, thanks everyone. I’m out.
Lilak’n’Lillies: Good luck tomorrow
GrumbleGnumbleMonser: Give ‘em hell
RycranSeacrest has logged off.
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