《They are Smol》Chapter Five: MEMES
Advertisement
————————————————————————————————————
FOAM was encased in a 7th Generation ship-combat rig.
The 7th Gen rig was fully pressurized, able to keep its pilot alive for up to 4 [days] in total vacuum, provided miniature gimballed ion thrusters for stability and movement in Zero/Micro Gravity, and most importantly to everyone involved right now, had non-newtonian nanite hydraulics woven into each and every armor panel during its’ forging process. This extra boost of distributed power, combined with the Jornissian’s already impressive resilience, allowed FOAM – or any other operator of the 7th Generation ship-combat rig, to grab onto, say, a ship’s hull in mid-flight and just start digging.
Compared to a ship’s outer hull, the soft metal of a private cabin’s door was as sturdy as tissue paper. A watermelon-sized hole just appeared as FOAM pulled her hand away, throwing the metal ball behind her. Smoke – and screams – poured out of the hole from the violence of it’s creation, along with the rhythmic pounding of metal-on-metal.
Amber squad immediately decided someone was dying today, and it would not be the [Human].
“” KEYRING roared on speaker, as both he and SPOTTER threw in their suppression grenades, and the screaming grew louder. A few moments after the grenades sensed they were in the target room there was a loud BANG, and the dispersal of LED chaff – FOAM keyed her force generators to form a wedge within the newly created hole. The milimeter-thin hard-light wedge was forced straight up, then straight down, bisecting the door. With another thought, her onboard computer solidified with hard light the thin gap in the door, and with her commanded desire the metal split, slamming into the door frame on either side hard enough to dent it. Without a further word spoken, FOAM, KEYRING, SPOTTER and BREWER stormed the room.
The entire operation took less than 5 seconds. It all still went to shit.
————————————————————————————————————
The other side of the door, 5 seconds prior:
Caroline knew that her time had come. She had tried every trick in the book – and a few tricks that were just scribbled in the margins – and nothing had worked. Magnetic wipes, water, dust, insults, blunt-force trauma, renaming the video to ‘not porn’ – in the back of her mind, she wondered if there was some quantum warp fuckery about, and if that was the reason that she was doomed.
Hopefully the OIH’s contingency plans would kick in: blame this program on some desperately lonely nerd in his basement, or maybe russian hackers. Shift the blame hard enough and the Galactic Senate wouldn’t approve a war on humanity, we wouldn’t have to weaponize The Hubble and humanity would live to see another day.
Advertisement
Her hind brain (lizard brain was deemed ‘culturally insensitive’ to our Karnak ….allies.) was still stuck between fight and flight, eyes darting between hiding spots, the window to open space, and even a few of the fist-sized air vents-
With the squealing protest of metal-on-metal, a hole appeared in her door, harsh hallway light pouring in through the smoke.
‘This is it.’ Thought the small, rational part of her brain.
‘FIXITFIXIT’ Thought pretty much every other bit.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Caroline thought, aloud, as she gripped her fire extinguisher in both hands and used every bit of her might to smash it into her terminal.
“[SUPPRESS. TRAUMA. WEDGE.]” Boomed her translation matrix inbetween hits, and Caroline looked up just quick enough to see something thrown into the room.
Police, First Responders and Soldiers talk about times when they were in a firefight, rushing into a burning building, or trying to save someone, and time would slow down. That their hind-brains would flip a switch and process everything, all at once, in the desperate hope to give itself some way to unfuck the situation.
The difference between all these great men and women is that they are trained over years to use that time to it’s best possible extent: muscle memory kicks in and they just do what needs to be done, and everyone gets out alive.
Caroline was a volunteer civilian engineer with a hind-brain on overdrive and a dented fire extinguisher.
‘Dem’s rocks.’ Hind-Brain said. ‘We have bigger rock.’ Caroline’s grip went white-knuckle. ‘We will rock them’. Hind-Brain decided.
Quick enough to cause a major league scout to sit up and pay attention, the fire extinguisher left her hands, slamming into the two rocks, and with a loud BANG they ceased to be anything more than sparkly, painful-to-look-at dust. The momentum of the collision rocketed the extinguisher to the floor, where it finally decided that the relationship it had with Caroline wasn’t worth the abuse and split, taking the visibility with it as it sprayed pressurized foam in random arcs across her room.
It was at this moment that her door ceased to be, and the Jornissian Murdersquadtm pushed forward.
‘No rocks.’ Hind-Brain considered. ‘Them bigger.’ It noticed. ‘Run.’ It decided.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Caroline explained to the Special Forces Squad, as she attempted to leap past them.
————————————————————————————————————
“” KEYRING barked, followed quickly by SPOTTER, BREWER and FOAM. Their helmets digitally edited out the LED chaff, and cycling visible spectrum options took them miliseconds.
Advertisement
It was thankfully due to the Jornissian’s naturally rapid response that FOAM was able to shift out of the way of [Caroline], who was screaming and rocketing right past the team. It was also this quick response reflex that enabled KEYRING to fling his arm out, performing a (what they would eventually find out the more savage version is called a ‘clothesline’ once the WWWF was approved for viewing) gentle block on her path.
Every Jornissian special forces member on squad Amber was in tread-assisted or magnetic-assisted suits, keeping them right where they wanted to be. [Caroline] was in footie pajamas, in Zero-G.
KEYRING’s attempt to halt [Caroline] only turned her forward momentum into angular momentum. Her legs swung up, and hit the ceiling – and then she ran, completing a full 180 turn. KEYRING lightly gripped her arms, and tugged, causing [Caroline} to arc downwards…. still running. She hit the floor, feet squeaking, and started to make her way back up to the ceiling.
“ KEYRING said, trying his best to hold her gently as she spun in place. “” The [Human] completed another revolution, and KEYRING turned to BREWER.””
BREWER began to flick open a few pouches on his armor, falling silent as he read up on [Human] physiology. “”
BREWER, KEYRING and SPOTTER shared a look between each of them as [Caroline] continued to get her cardio in.
“” SPOTTER mused.
“” KEYRING asked, as BREWER joined FOAM in searching the room.
“”
KEYRING nodded, and SPOTTER got into position. As [Caroline] finished her 5th and final revolution KEYRING let go. [Caroline] got a few good forward steps in before she collided with the still-invisible SPOTTER with an audible thud.
Confused at running into face-first into nothing, [Caroline]’s hind brain just gave up. Bears and rocks it could do, but wizardry was beyond it. She felt arms wrap around her own, holding her close to something –
SPOTTER decloaked, slowly, making sure to shift into a spectrum SISTER could see. She blinked at the Jornissian – or maybe it was the still-pulsing LED chaff, who could say – teary eyes wide and confused.
His heart melted slightly at the sight.
“” KEYRING looked over to FOAM, who along with BREWER were poking at a thoroughly dented terminal, with what looked like a movie on repeat.
With a shudder of fear, [Caroline] began to struggle. “[DAKI BETRAYAL! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOYAL TO MEEEEEE-]”
————————————————————————————————————
When any special forces squad goes weapons-free, that information is cataloged and relayed back up the chain of command. Initially, it’s for the Lieutenants to review, but it can be kicked up as high as it needs to go. Audio and Visual information, along with all sorts of spectrometer and sensor data is kicked up too to provide real-time information of the on-the-ground reality of combat.
Admiral Var’Shrak, along with Vice-Admiral Ressasi and various other Captains and Lieutenants, were notified when Amber squad went weapons free. The entire bridge was tuned in when the breaching maneuver was executed, and when [Caroline] was….
“”
“”
Vice-Admiral purred in a very motherly way, looking at the monitor on her ship. “”
Var’Shrak sighed. “” He cycled through the different perspectives of Amber squad, noting nothing out of the ordinary – until he settled on the operative with the designation FOAM.
She was staring at the [Human]’s terminal. More specifically, at the Jornissian movie playing on a 15-second loop.
In the movie, which seemed to be “The Defense of Malshak-V”, Captain ‘Shsala stood at the foot of the planetary government’s Caste room, rifle pointed at the pirate-queen Hesprres-reh.
The audio was there, but he ignored it – the translations were all wrong.
‘’ Captain ‘Shsala roared, ‘’
[I don’t like thing!] the text near her head flashed.
‘’ Hesprres-reh spat, blind-firing from the broken dais.
[Nooooooh! no. noh. U mad, u bad.] the text translation said
Captain ‘Shsala kept the fire on, moving with her few survivors from perch to perch, keeping Hesprres-reh and her cronies pinned. ‘”
[no you a bad.] The text chirped, before the whole thing looped over again.
” Var’Shrak murmured, trying to shake away his confusion.
“” Ressasi murmured, causing a few other officers to switch perspectives.
For a good 5 minutes, the silence on the bridge was broken only by the mandatory status updates of Amber Squad.
“” Var’Shrak decided, opening up a secure link.
Advertisement
- In Serial44 Chapters
Automage Adventures - A LitRPG Story
As a university freshman in the fictional nigh-third-world country of Broica, Sean, finds himself falling into a bottomless rabbit hole as the "System" integrates Earth into itself, allowing for him to see the world as it truly is. He soon finds out that his girlfriend, family, and even hometown aren't as they all seemed --a conflict between vampires, werewolves, hunters and mystical forces rages in the Undercity as alien forces try to overtake the City Above, all the while Sean struggles to understand even a tiny bit of what is happening. And he wonders... had the System changed his life, or had it simply made the transition faster? Arc 1 - Integration Chapters: 1 - 15 Word Count: 62,399 Words Status: Complete Arc 2 - Darkest Nights Chapters: 16 - Current Word Count: 70,000+ Status: Ongoing Release Schedule: Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday (GMT +8) Average Length: 2.5k - 5k Words Discord Link: https://discord.gg/kScZ5fsWH7 Disclaimer: MC isn't nice. The story is Grimdark and the overall vibe of the story is somewhat dark.
8 179 - In Serial22 Chapters
Stream Hero
He's a Hero! Stuck in a different and weird dimension, his job is to entertain the masses. And to live, but mostly to entertain.Followed by something he can't quite understand, he's sure he's being watched. But it's all in good fun and a day's work of begging for donations. So come on by and follow the Stream Hero along! This fiction has entered the March Madness 2019 Contest
8 184 - In Serial6 Chapters
The Beast Gamer
Brady Omuan has always been the good kid at school. He seems like perfect child who has no problem with life.Seems. His parents divorced when he was 13 because his mother cheated on his dad.He may be the perfect child in real life but in game... He's a bit crazy...This is my first attempt at writing so please tell me of any and all mistakes I make and any suggestions you may have please share them. I would like to mention how some people have been hating on my story because of chapter four. This is a MATURE tagged book for a reason so please be mature when reading my fiction and keep an open mind.I have a mentor who has been helping me improve my Fiction and me as a writer so I have been working on editing older chapters. So far I have edited chapter 1, and 2.
8 164 - In Serial6 Chapters
Endless Possibilities
A world where anything is possibile or is it.
8 157 - In Serial43 Chapters
My Cruel Mates
Claire lives in a world where dragons, werewolves, vampires and other supernatural beings treat humans as meat and toys. All she wants to do is live a simple life away from anything that goes bump in the night. She does well, until the Dragon King sniffs her out, along with his werewolf mate.How will Claire adjust to the terrifying new turn her life has taken?*Trigger Warning*This story is much darker than my others. There are themes of abuse and suicidal ideation. Please consider this before reading.________________________________________"She smells good, doesn't she Bennett?" The deep timber of the man's voice rings out through the still night and my body shivers in fear and disgust. Suddenly another man is at my side, twining his fingers through my hair. I can't see either of them clearly in the dark. The man, Bennett apparently, leans down close to me and takes in a large lungful of my scent as well. My knees begin to shake in terror and a low growl rumbles from his chest."She does smell good. She's pretty too." He says, pecking a kiss to my cheek. My face crunches in despair as I try to pull from their hold. "Let me go." I beg and the first man chuckles. "Awe. The little human is nervous." He says, amusement evident in his voice. A sob breaks from my lips as I try to pull my arm from his grasp."You're hurting me." I say, tugging my arm again."Let her go, Rowan." Bennett says, making the larger man grunt."Don't get attached to her. You know what happened to the last one."Cover made by @ViaAlyssaNicole
8 561 - In Serial18 Chapters
My love for a Bloodthirsty Prince. [ON HOLD]
Tanya is a girl who never went to China and a girl who was adopted by her aunty. She is a painter. Besides, the paint job she was working in various wartime jobs, but all they were valid for a few days because of unsatisfactory experience. Though she went to her paint job, accidentally she got died and transmigrated into a Chinese dynasty. In there she has got family what she hoped from her previous life. Suddenly, her whole life being fell down into a barbaric prince's hand.Will they fall in love?*******Please bear up to me, if there are any grammar mistake or cultural problem. I just write only for the interest and I have read lots of transmigration story.**********All pictures I get from the net so that pictures belong for rightful owner****
8 151

