《Old Cultivation Record》Chapter 26 - Anything For You
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***CLUNK***
“Fuck, this dude is heavy.” Taylor says, saying anything to ease the tension of the situation.
“Ugh… What do we do about the little pieces and blood.” Taylor asks before taking a big gulp, not really wanting to contemplate what happened.
“Stop being a baby.” Sylvie says as she takes some chalk out of her purse.
“Go get that burger that you left in your car.” She says, her voice having a hint of an order.
“Okay.” Taylor says, not really having the capacity to question. He opens the car door and gets the burger out before handing it to Sylvie.
She takes the burger and tries to lean down with her skirt. She draws a circle on the sidewalk, makes some intersecting lines a few shapes and curved lines, before putting the burger on top of the circle.
“Nulka.” She says before putting a finger on the circle.
The chalk erupts into a cloud of smoke. When the cloud disappears, the burger is gone and there is a black rat in its place.
“Hey, Skitter. Clean up the mess for me please. You can have the rest later.” She says politely.
“Sure thing, boss.” The rat says. Taylor was unsure where his voice came from as the rat’s mouth wasn't moving.
“And try to be thorough. It's his first time.” Sylvie says before giving Taylor a teasing smile.
“Sure thing.” The rat says again before getting to work and beginning to scurry to the scene of the crime.
“Come on, big boy. Drive me home. You're staying at my place tonight.” She says with a smile.
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“So ugh… What are you like a magician or a priestess or something? Priestess would suit you. Certainly pretty enough.” Taylor says out loud, trying to say anything to help him disassociate.
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“Oh, would that turn you on? If I was pure? Only for you to use, right?” Sylvie says with a teasing smile.
“Yeah, that would pretty hot. I mean, I don’t mean to be possessive but if I could possess you, I would. With some consent of course.” Taylor says with a deadpan expression, partially being serious.
“I'm a witch if you must know. And the guy you killed was a vampire. You really shouldn’t have killed him; I'm pretty sure he has a connection with that gang you've been dealing with.” Sylvie says nonchalantly.
“Oh, that's bunk. Anyway, are we having sex tonight? Releasing some tension would be pretty nice about now.” Taylor asks, still nonchalantly, but this time, pretty serious.
“Anything you want, big boy. Actually pull over right now. Might as well get this over with. We have some other business to get to at my house.” Sylvie replies, also nonchalantly.
“Awesome. Car sex.” Taylor says before pulling the car over.
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“Should we get the body out of the car?” Taylor asks as he pulls into Sylvie's driveway.
“Nah, leave that for later.” She says before pushing the car door open. “Come in for now." She says as she leaves the car.
Taylor follows Sylvie to the front door before she unlocks it and walks in. Taylor closes the door behind them.
She leads him to the kitchen where a beautiful big-breasted woman was waiting for them.
“Taylor this is Maggie, my sister.” She introduces before walking to the fridge. “Want some milk, Taylor? You were such a good boy today after all.” She says with a teasing smile.
“Ugh… A beer would be nice. Or something harder if you have it.” Taylor responds.
“A beer it is then.” Sylvie says as she grabs one for him. “Say something sis. Don’t make him feel weird.” She says as she hands Taylor the beer.
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“Is this one staying around for a while? Or is he just the first of many?” Maggie asks.
“I'm not like you, sis. This is my first boyfriend. You could at least be polite.” Sylvie says. “Also, there's a body in the car. I was just going to get Skitter to clean it up, but not sure if anything else was necessary.” She says.
Maggie sighs. “I'll take care of it.” She says, as if it was just troublesome.
“Oh, and it's a vampire.” Sylvie continues.
“What? How did that happen?” Maggie asks, now sounding as if it really was troublesome.
“My boyfriend was protecting me.” Sylvie says with a cute voice as she smiles and gives Taylor a hug.
“Ugh…” Taylor says awkwardly before continuing to drink the beer.
“Alright, I'll do a background check.” Maggie says with a sigh. “And what’s this one then? Don’t tell me he’s a werewolf?” She asks with a hint of displeasure.
“He's a cultivator.” Sylvie says. “They’re not too bad, right?” She asks.
“Oh, those guys. They’re too disciplined if you ask me. They've always seemed a little boring.” Maggie responds honestly.
“This one isn’t like that. He’s very fun. And he does the job, if you know what I mean. Don't you baby?” Sylvie asks with a motherly voice.
“Yes, mommy. Anything for you.” Taylor says with a sigh before continuing to drink his beer as his other hand held Sylvie close.
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