

#Call Cthulhu Fantasy Comedy Action Supernatural Horror
An eldritch comedy. After Cthulhu is summoned into the world, the whole place goes to shit. Things really got out of hand after Cthulhu got nuked. Alex and Julius, a pair of brothers, try their best to make it in a North America reshaped by an eldritch apocalypse.
“Stop right there Philip!” Julius interrupted, the vein on his temple starting to throb. “I do not want to hear another simile about what magic is. I have had magic explained to me by three cult leaders, a wizard, and a cannibal. I've heard that magic is like a rainbow, all its parts blending together. The human unconsciousness, powerful and unknowable. A body, you don't want to eat the heart straight away. I am sick and tired of people telling me what magic is. I know damn well what it is.” He drew a breath, interrupting his rant.
“Magic is a bad joke. A whole lot of setup, for some nonsense punchline. This whole god-damned apocalypse is an eldritch comedy.”
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Chapter Selections
1. The End of the World as We Know It: Part 1 - The Beginning of the End
2. The End of the World as We Know It: Part 2 - Approximately a Week Later by Most Clocks Estimates
3. The End of the World as we Know It: Part 3 - The Ultimate Reason to Get Out of Bed
4. The End of the World as We Know It: Part 4 - Driving a Hard Bargain
5. The End of the World as We Know It: Part 5 - Mark 5 : 13
6. A Year and Some Change: Part 1 - If You Give a Demon a Pancake
7. A Year and Some Change: Part 2 - What a Terrible Night to Have a Curse
8. A Year and Some Change: Part 3 - Sustainable and Humanely Sourced
9. A Year and Some Change: Part 4 - Three Strikes
10. A Year and Some Change: Part 5 - To Assume Makes an Ass Out of U and Me
11. The Legend of Dick Bandit: Part 1 – A Man on a Mission
12. The Legend of Dick Bandit: Part 2 – Another Satisfied Customer
13. The Legend of Dick Bandit: Part 3 – When A Man Meets A Woman
14. The Legend of Dick Bandit: Part 4 – Magic is like Music
15. The Legend of Dick Bandit: Part 5 – Getting Cut Down to Size
16. Girl Power: Part 1 - Getting the Story Straight
17. Girl Power: Part 2 - Taskforce XX
18. Girl Power: Part 3 - Totally Unqualified
19. Girl Power: Part 4 - Devil You Know
20. Girl Power: Part 5 - A Really Bad Idea
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