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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue
2. Father Once Told Me...
3. Father Once Told Me... Pt.2
4. You Know That Feeling When U See Someone, and Ur Like: Wow I Just Gotta Know You? Yeah? Well Me Too…
5. Extra Chapter: That One Time I Had A Certain Trip On Shrooms
6. This Makes Me Think Of That One Marilyn Manson Song: Valentine's Day
7. How To Tell Your Loved Ones That You're a Recovering Cannibal
8. Eight Deadly Sins
9. This Is The End
The Simulacrum
"He who fights with harem tropes should see to it that he himself does not become a harem protagonist. And if you gaze for long into a narrative, the narrative gazes also into you." --- Friedrich Nietzsche (probably?) How would you react if one day you woke up inside an environment running on tropes and clichés? For allegedly average high-schooler Leonard Dunning, this question became quite relevant when one day he woke up in a pristine city on a strange island in the middle of the Atlantic, without any memories, surrounded by classmates who are barely more than characterless placeholders, and with a classic indecisive harem protagonist and his impossibly beautiful love interests for friends. That would be hard to deal with already, yet his investigation into the tropes governing the world, trying to avoid harem shenanigans, and his odd blend of outside-context knowledge, unique abilities, and a penchant for causing trouble wherever he goes ends up dragging him into the center of the action anyway. Disclaimer: This is a tongue-in-cheek, slice of life romantic comedy, with occasional sprinkles of combat and mystery to spice things up. Please do not expect a straight up deconstruction beyond some in-universe meta-commentary by the characters.
8 401The Jock's Blackmail
Unknown Number:Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!Me:I wasn't planning on it...Unknown Number:Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me:I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!Unknown Number:WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!!Me:...you want me to...blackmail you??
8 177Reincarnation as a Prince in another world. Have to solve this Bad Administration
A book that focuses on administration of a country in an European like civilization with some colonization(I am not racist) and also tries to include some light hearted slice of life in the middle. There is also a large amount of Victorian era diplomacy and politics.
8 250The Bad Boy's Love
It's easy to fall, sabi nga nila. Yung ibang tao, nahuhulog sa panlabas na anyo o kaya yung ugali ng isang tao. Yung iba, sinasabi nilang mahal nila ang isang tao pero ang tanong ko, alam ba nila ang tunay na pag-ibig? Para sa akin, mahirap mahulog lalo na sa taong matigas ang puso. Ano kayang pakiramdam na nahulog sa iyo ang isang taong hindi mo type? Pogi siya pero hindi ka tumitingin sa panlabas na anyo dahil tumitingin ka sa panloob na anyo, masama naman ang ugali niya, paano ka mahuhulog sa taong ito?
8 79At His Command
I'm Sienna Amato, the author of exactly one erotic novel. It hit the bestseller lists and I made millions. Too bad my publishing company screwed me over.Now I'm destitute. To make matters worse, I'm suffering from writer's block and my mom's in an expensive nursing home. I need money, fast. When I apply for a position at a publishing company as a secretary, I'm hoping for a simple nine-to-five job.But the publishing company's CEO has other plans. Tristan Black wants me to write a book that he's sure will be a bestseller. It involves sexual games. Between the two of us.Did I mention that I'm a virgin?
8 203Almarillion
A collection/An anthology of short stories full of surrealism and absurdism.
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