The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
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Author：permanentlyExhaustedPigeon
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Ever wondered what would happen if a sarcastic, foul-mouthed ex-superhero found himself zapped across space and time to a world of swords and sorcery? So did I. Contains approx 5% swearing by volume.
(Books one, two and the novella are finished; further stories coming soon. Long chapters: average chapter length is 6000 words).
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Chapter 1 Book 1, Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble?
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Chapter 2 Book 1, Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour?
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Chapter 3 Book 1, Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are?
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Chapter 4 Book 1, Chapter 4: Don't blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll
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Chapter 5 Book 1, Chapter 5: You see me again, you'd best hope it's from a distance
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Chapter 6 Book 1, Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum
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Chapter 7 Book 1, Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – I'm more of a live-in-the-moment type bloke
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Chapter 8 Book 1, Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so getting laid tonight
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Chapter 9 Book 1, Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk
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Chapter 10 Book 1, Chapter 10: Him and me don't exactly get on
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Chapter 11 Book 1, Chapter 11: Apologising really isn't your strong suit, is it?
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Chapter 12 Book 1, Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive
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Chapter 13 Book 1, Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint
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Chapter 14 Book 1, Chapter 14: They could've shouted an apology
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Chapter 15 Book 1, Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society
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Chapter 16 Book 1, Chapter 16: It's about to kick off big style here
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Chapter 17 Book 2, Chapter 1: It's not exactly what one could call subtle, is it?
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Chapter 18 Book 2, Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy
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Chapter 19 Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint
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Chapter 20 Book 2, Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us
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Chapter 21 Book 2, Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him?
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Chapter 22 Book 2, Chapter 6: I've just remembered that there's a troll I urgently need to shoot
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Chapter 23 Book 2, Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isn't a welcome to the office party
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Chapter 24 Book 2, Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this?
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Chapter 25 Book 2, Chapter 9: I'm reliably informed it's extremely dangerous
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Chapter 26 Book 2, Chapter 10: I'm working on my interpersonal skills
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Chapter 27 Book 2, Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things
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Chapter 28 Book 2: Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse?
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