In SerialThe McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
Ever wondered what would happen if a sarcastic, foul-mouthed ex-superhero found himself zapped across space and time to a world of swords and sorcery? So did I. Contains approx 5% swearing by volume.
(Books one, two and the novella are finished; further stories coming soon. Long chapters: average chapter length is 6000 words).
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1. Book 1, Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble?
2. Book 1, Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour?
3. Book 1, Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are?
4. Book 1, Chapter 4: Don't blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll
5. Book 1, Chapter 5: You see me again, you'd best hope it's from a distance
6. Book 1, Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum
7. Book 1, Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – I'm more of a live-in-the-moment type bloke
8. Book 1, Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so getting laid tonight
9. Book 1, Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk
10. Book 1, Chapter 10: Him and me don't exactly get on
11. Book 1, Chapter 11: Apologising really isn't your strong suit, is it?
12. Book 1, Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive
13. Book 1, Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint
14. Book 1, Chapter 14: They could've shouted an apology
15. Book 1, Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society
16. Book 1, Chapter 16: It's about to kick off big style here
17. Book 2, Chapter 1: It's not exactly what one could call subtle, is it?
18. Book 2, Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy
19. Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint
20. Book 2, Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us
21. Book 2, Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him?
22. Book 2, Chapter 6: I've just remembered that there's a troll I urgently need to shoot
23. Book 2, Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isn't a welcome to the office party
24. Book 2, Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this?
25. Book 2, Chapter 9: I'm reliably informed it's extremely dangerous
26. Book 2, Chapter 10: I'm working on my interpersonal skills
27. Book 2, Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things
28. Book 2: Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse?
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